Tinder

Fiscally irresponsible, but worth it

Fiscally irresponsible, but worth it

Fiscally is not the correct word, but hell if i can come up with a better one in under 10 seconds.

[edit] 1 minute gone, i give up.

Financially?

Is that all this sub is? Stupid ass puns based on peoples names?

I mean, a decent pun is okay, but this is like bottom of the barrel content and it has 2k+ upvotes.

Emily Ion Naps sound fucking terrifying

Guess is wasn't that clever

Guess is wasn't that clever

My god that was beautiful

12/10 shells approve

You should have gone with...

"2 turtles are in an oven and one turns to the other and says "wow, Michelle is hot!""

I think she meant, "What the shell."

Oh man that's good

She's a bit too hardcore for me

She's a bit too hardcore for me
She's a bit too hardcore for me

Or just really really swollen.

Them's some manly hands.

I saw her a year or so ago. Bay Area? Hilarious.

Nah. She just boarded United Airlines.

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Hey potato chip

Hey potato chip

You are slick, holy shit.

that's a spicy meatball

yeah but now he has to take her to dinner...instead of just 69ing

You must be attractive because this would never work

Never change, Nick

Never change, Nick

This guy gets more pussy than all of us

I went to school with Nick, Wellington Florida. Has been in that wheelchair since I can remember meeting him in the 3rd grade, he popped wheelies and made fun of his situation all the time. Very inspiring kid. Wish I spoke to him more

He's a computer engineer

i guess hes ready to sit at a desk for his carreer

Mate snagged an ultimate meme name while we were camping

Mate snagged an ultimate meme name while we were camping

Too perfect to be true.

We were off our tits at the time too and pissed ourselves laughing

Aussie mate

Are you British?

Got unmatched pretty quickly, but still worth it

Got unmatched pretty quickly, but still worth it

My favorite gif on tinder

With a name like Nono, I bet they see yesyes replies every day.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eyebrows-XRBl2zuuAa1Z6

Guess someone doesn't have a sense of humor

The most weirdest conversation I had.

The most weirdest conversation I had.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm so desperate that I'm meeting with her tonight. Wish me luck 🤞

Edit: I'm tired of only matching with Tinder advertisements. This was my first match in a while , so that's why I'm thinking on going, but now I'm doubting myself. We'll see.

UPDATES The most weird conversation I had part 2. UPDATES https://www.reddit.com/sub/Tinder/comments/6760a8/the_most_weird_conversation_i_had_part_2_updates/

Biiiiiiiiitch the fuck wrong with you? *

I was like, there's no way this person exists in real life. Then I saw the line, "be an equestrian." Horse girls are crazy.

My wife and I met on Tinder 2 and a half years ago. Married for 1 month now. This was our photo prop at our wedding.

My wife and I met on Tinder 2 and a half years ago. Married for 1 month now. This was our photo prop at our wedding.

We were not looking for either. Just someone to talk to. She was the first person i met on Tinder and likewise for her. After talking for 1.5 months, we meet and the rest is history.

Did it start off as casual sex or were you both looking for something serious at the time?

Genuinely happy for you, and I think the prop is dope.

Imagine if by accident you swiped left... Gratz on the wedding though!

Edit: wow 200 up votes first time my comment gets that many!

Wise words for such a youngin'

Wise words for such a youngin'

Yesterday I found out my 54 year old father is on tinder. Not only that, he's having a mild amount of success! I'm never going back.

32 y/o married handicapped mildly successful on Tinder while openly stating the above.

edit: in an open relationship, not cheating.

like, securing a hole.

It's bothering me too much that she doest hold any chord.

Try one of these subthreads