Tinder

I thought I'd try out one of the lines I saw on this sub

I thought I'd try out one of the lines I saw on this sub

The app is bumble where only the girls can initiate conversation

A girl texting first?

Does not compute

No worries! Basically if you match, the girl has 24 hours to message you or the match times out

That's obviously a popsicle

I’m in boys. I don’t know what to do now though, haven’t planned this far.

I’m in boys. I don’t know what to do now though, haven’t planned this far.

I honestly do not remember writing this title. But if I did write it, I owe you and Reddit the sincerest apology for what is an inappropriate behavior. This story has encouraged me to address other things about my life. I have loved and had romantic encounters with men. And I choose now to live as a gay man.

Edit: thank you kind stranger for the gold! I’ve now lost my gold virginity.

I think you need a comma in your subject line. "I'm in boys" versus "I'm in, boys" had me confused for a hot sec.

Just say this next. ey bb u want sum fuk?

That's already the entirety of my bio...

and that's how you do it guys

and that's how you do it guys

The second Shakespeare.

wow, that's a pretty fair offer, i think you better take it, one in a lifetime opportunity xd

chris, is that you?

So you can see your future children

17 Year Olds Then and Now.

17 Year Olds Then and Now.

Wondering why you even pursued a convo lol

Some state's age of consent is 16

Seems like you're still pursuing the 'I would have been your daddy' skull.

Ok Roy Moore.

I thought everyone liked fruit pick up puns????

I thought everyone liked fruit pick up puns????

These are grape, keep em up

Why is she being such a peach?

Win win, either i pickup or my boys on Reddit get a laugh ;)

One message a day, hoping they'll reply eventually, huh? We've all been there.

I put that I'm vegan and I like the office in my bio

I put that I'm vegan and I like the office in my bio

This is the first tinder post I've laughed at in a long time, good job.

If you didn't steal this, and she hasn't unmatched you, keep us posted

It continued for a little, but she unmatched me

I would pay to see her live reactions

This comes to mind:

Big ego

Big ego
Alright Matt today's finally the day. You've been working hard for this man. Working out, eating right, getting new hobbies so you can seem more interesting. Finally the hard work is gonna pay off. Just seem confident you can do this. "Your ego is probably bigger then your dick" 
Matt

Alright Matt today's finally the day. You've been working hard for this man. Working out, eating right, getting new hobbies so you can seem more interesting. Finally the hard work is gonna pay off. Just seem confident you can do this. "Your ego is probably bigger then your dick"

He's making a joke

That's one bitter woman.

Why'd you match him if he looked like a tool though? Unless that's what you're into.

This could mark a new chapter for me

This could mark a new chapter for me

OP, do you use bookmarks.. or do you bend a Paige?

I think he tears it up

You've peaked. Shouldn't even bother calling.

I see what you did in the title, OP

No time for games.

No time for games.

Give her a fake name and never let her get your phone number and you're good to go soldier.

This has to be a fake profile right ?

Nah she just needs creampie/s

In the words of the great mathematician John Nash:

"I'm not sure what to say here so can we skip this part and get straight to the exchange of fluids"

Try one of these subthreads