Fiscally is not the correct word, but hell if i can come up with a better one in under 10 seconds.
 1 minute gone, i give up.
Is that all this sub is? Stupid ass puns based on peoples names?
I mean, a decent pun is okay, but this is like bottom of the barrel content and it has 2k+ upvotes.
Emily Ion Naps sound fucking terrifying
My god that was beautiful
12/10 shells approve
You should have gone with...
"2 turtles are in an oven and one turns to the other and says "wow, Michelle is hot!""
I think she meant, "What the shell."
Oh man that's good
Or just really really swollen.
Them's some manly hands.
I saw her a year or so ago. Bay Area? Hilarious.
Nah. She just boarded United Airlines.
You are slick, holy shit.
that's a spicy meatball
yeah but now he has to take her to dinner...instead of just 69ing
You must be attractive because this would never work
This guy gets more pussy than all of us
I went to school with Nick, Wellington Florida. Has been in that wheelchair since I can remember meeting him in the 3rd grade, he popped wheelies and made fun of his situation all the time. Very inspiring kid. Wish I spoke to him more
He's a computer engineer
i guess hes ready to sit at a desk for his carreer
Too perfect to be true.
We were off our tits at the time too and pissed ourselves laughing
Are you British?
My favorite gif on tinder
With a name like Nono, I bet they see yesyes replies every day.
Guess someone doesn't have a sense of humor
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm so desperate that I'm meeting with her tonight. Wish me luck 🤞
Edit: I'm tired of only matching with Tinder advertisements. This was my first match in a while , so that's why I'm thinking on going, but now I'm doubting myself. We'll see.
UPDATES The most weird conversation I had part 2. UPDATES https://www.reddit.com/sub/Tinder/comments/6760a8/the_most_weird_conversation_i_had_part_2_updates/
Biiiiiiiiitch the fuck wrong with you? *
I was like, there's no way this person exists in real life. Then I saw the line, "be an equestrian." Horse girls are crazy.
We were not looking for either. Just someone to talk to. She was the first person i met on Tinder and likewise for her. After talking for 1.5 months, we meet and the rest is history.
Did it start off as casual sex or were you both looking for something serious at the time?
Genuinely happy for you, and I think the prop is dope.
Imagine if by accident you swiped left... Gratz on the wedding though!
Edit: wow 200 up votes first time my comment gets that many!
Yesterday I found out my 54 year old father is on tinder. Not only that, he's having a mild amount of success! I'm never going back.
32 y/o married handicapped mildly successful on Tinder while openly stating the above.
edit: in an open relationship, not cheating.
like, securing a hole.
It's bothering me too much that she doest hold any chord.