You gonna fuck her as hard as she's fucking our country?
Weird, I found Tim Farron on Grindr
All I can say is that it isn't just Jeremy Corbyn who's completely fucked her over the past few weeks
Nah I recon it's the real Theresa May that I matched with
Should have included her in for a threesome, OP.
She is a ballerina... ;)
I would've immediately assumed it was a bot
Very similar joke to one of the top posts...
I wouldn't use this subreddit as a guideline for what 'works'. The pun thing is funny and makes for great content here, but most submissions here seem to be from people who know they are tanking the match when they do it.
The D is for Despair.
Get the fuck out of here with your sound advice.
I guarantee 90% of girls who hear a guys tell them they are going to "give them the "D"" dry up instantly. It's cringe worthy
Really really smooth af
Since you don't (COMMA) can you help me with this sentence?
Come on, OP!
Thanks! I think I impressed myself
Wtf? An actual smooth line that wasn't a pun?? Am I still on /sub/tinder?
But seriously, well done. You baited that like a pro.
That giant penis must look absurd on such a tiny body.
His profile is a really really old copypasta
Yeah and my lazy ass is just now getting around to posting this on here.
Well she messaged him in March so that's part of it.
Shelby just fine
Have you considered enabling push notifications?
So the current girlfriend could see it when it pops up?
Where do humans live? In skin obviously
Consensual and sensual.
Best I could find:
Intimate and intimidated
I wonder how many decent puns have been wasted on bots and are now lost into the abyss.
Wait.... when did bots start liking messages??
lost into the abits
what do those links lead too?
Well she seems nice.
This one GOTTA be ugly.
nice and crazy
"Hey" "Fuck off"
That seems reasonable
Op, Your rude. If your nicer to people on tinder there going to to be more inclined to go on a date w you. Please practice up on you're tinder game, their are many single people out they're looking for they're soulmate
possible that bryanna inherited her spelling skills?
Almost everyone is attractive on the eyes of someone.
Lighten up man, it's not like you are 5'4 or something..
Nurse: "How do you want to spell your daughters' name?"