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6foot&4inches.

6foot&4inches.

This is a great profile. I hope he is getting laid by lots of shallow women, with his 4 inches their vaginas don't need to be very deep.

Found this online, flawless.

Found this online, flawless.

Really hoping she responds back "you're pathetic" so you can send back "my grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards Kaiba"

Tequila might be my new role model

Tequila might be my new role model

If you're gonna put the effort of removing her name check that it's not written anywhere else

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Tinder is amazing

Tinder is amazing

Have you seen black mirror? Theres an episode where this shit happens

Taylor drives a hard bargain

Taylor drives a hard bargain

This profile would make me stand up and throw my phone as hard as I could to my right.

Whoosh

Whoosh

This joke is so bad. I don't blame her for not getting it. "Tee hee you have to give me a blowjob".

Realistic Expectations

Realistic Expectations

"You look pretty" 'What?' "I said you look shitty Denise"

A super like was inevitable

A super like was inevitable

"We can't hire you because we've found a reddit post on /sub/tinder from a few years back of you having an inappropriate bio"

Yeah no

Try one of these subthreads