Maybe you're in the special needs class but can't understand or comprehend it.
Ahhh you dick lol
This is horrible but just my kind of humor.
That came from left field KOd me outta nowhere
Just want to clarify that is not how I really feel, I just don't match with that many shallow people so this pissed me off 🤷🏽♂️
It's worse bc she looks like Mr. Potato Head
Especially when you notice she’s not precisely a catch herself.
As a 5'9 guy, I salute you my friend
It's a copypasta that I believe originated from Tinder. Originally written by a neckbeard about women, she just changed all of the pronouns to hers.
Don't forget thems boobies. You know it is a big reason people are going to look at this...
It's cause she said cock
Might want to take a break from /sub/memes right before Tinder
I'd love to have my pickup line interrupted by a relevant meme.
i know the way to your heart
Pretty high tbh
Next up: Sam puts the same chat on reddit from their phone. Watch it.
At least once a season if dexter is any indication.
Sometimes I ask "was it really worth it OP?", but damn, that was beautiful.
She sent me a gif of someone showing a middle finger and then she unmatched me.
Totally worth it!
Oh damn, you built her up only to knock her the fuck down.
Thats called "weeding out the ones that can't take a joke". You're better off. XD
Looking vaguely like a hasidic jew
Where is this from ? I don't remember it from the Inbetweeners 🤔
Haha the ol' snap switcharoo. One time a girl gave me her snap instead of her number. "Phone is currently being repaired" or so she claimed.
Thankfully I learned frim snapchat that she was dull and didn't follow up when she offered me her number a couple of days later.
You can just type /sub/something and it automatically be a link, you don't need markdown for subreddits
Does everyone really text like this nowadays? I'm referring to the use of emojis
Nani? head esploods
I tried this line on two separate girls and neither knew wtf I was talking about
We're not compatible
Just tell them, I was trying to get your number and I know I havent come off as well as I could of and confused you. I really think we could see if we are compatible with each other. But either way I have already taken your time, thank you for it and I hope the rest of your day is wonderful
If you would like to waste a little more time talking and me trying to blush and have fun with you. Call me on 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
when a girl values you based on how good your puns are, id say u dodged a bulletwellalmost