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Well I'll be a monkeys uncle

Well I'll be a monkeys uncle

Where do yall live that yall got all these good lookin hoes around?

Grown grown

Grown grown

Nice try feds

Edit: Seriously guys? You're gonna make this my most upvoted comment ever? This was such a low-effort comment...

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Well *I* thought it was pretty good.

Well *I* thought it was pretty good.

Hmm thought this was gonna be a Game of Thrones reference or joke...

Looks like I'm having a kid now

Looks like I'm having a kid now

I'm guessing this post is bullshit, but on the off chance that it's not, don't do this op. Child support is about protecting the child, not the custodial parent, which means a lot of states refuse to recognize these types of contracts based on the idea that a child cannot contract away its rights to child support. At the very least, do some basic research into family law in your state before you even remotely consider this type of arrangement.

Officially selling my soul to reddit.

Officially selling my soul to reddit.

I hope you'll afford a burger with that money.

It actually worked...

It actually worked...

Of course it worked.

She is single on valentines and someone just offered her to feed her with free steak, wine and strawberries - and also she is getting laid.

Try one of these subthreads