I don't get how this was so good..
Obviously still drunk from the night before, only way someone finds this that funny
What was going through his/her mind for that hour? haha
How is this good or funny? This seems fake. No one would think this is hilarious
forget the tits im all about dat booty
well? where's the instagram this bot ripped these photos from?
I'm with you man, she's thick as shit. That waist too? Dear god.
finest birthing hips ive ever seen
i.e. OP is attractive.
A lot of girls could be mad with that line.
Not from reddit
Is it possible to learn this power?
DUUU... DU HAST MATCH
This week on Iron Chef......
Btw, not looking for hookups!
Ah yes, the ole Dirty Frying Pan, I know it well
Isn't this copy-pasta?
Honestly, at this point in my life, sure, sign me up.
An Asian satanist? Sounds like my type of girl!
You're a giant piece of shit if you let this guy's ears fall off just because you don't want to sit on his face. Don't miss this opportunity to help another human being or you will regret it forever, I guarantee it.
damn that's true love, giving yourself a disease like that just for some pussy, its beautiful
Dude dont make this about sex. A man's life is on the line here.
fuck.... I think I may have this disease....
It's posts like this that make me question if getting free education where I'm from outweighs attending an American college.
Don't let this sub fool you, no one here is getting as much action as they claim to be. I presume Europe? Take the free education, enjoy your socialized healthcare and pocket the rest. If you need to get your rocks off, hit up brothel, since it's more likely a legal alternative where you live.
Akshually I get lots of action from tinder. America is great.
fun fact: a dude from the university i go to just recently got kicked out of his frat for being a racist piece of shit on tinder. imagine how racist you have to be to be kicked out of a southern frat....
I believe the special surprise was how we get people to POKÉMON GO TO THE POLLS
But now we will never know what the special surprise is :(
I shit you not, this ad was at the bottom of the imgur link to this post.
Can't handle one Hilary joke among the 413 Trump jokes posted today? It's not that serious, and this was plenty funny enough for this sub.
But she's still on tinder...
When she said "got" a bf, I think she meant in that space where she wasn't messaging him.
I'm no Internet linguist, but I think that's a cute way of saying sorry.
I guess you're not getting much luck on tinder if you have time to write paragraphs
Have you tried being good looking?
I'm 6'4" and I have never been able to get a tinder date.
Can confirm. Am 6'4'' and relatively attractive. Have banged lots of girls on Tinder. Also dead inside.
FUCK, that's what I have been missing