Tinder

Fastest I've ever been unmatched

Fastest I've ever been unmatched

Maybe you're in the special needs class but can't understand or comprehend it.

Ahhh you dick lol

This is horrible but just my kind of humor.

That came from left field KOd me outta nowhere

Was I too harsh?

Was I too harsh?

Just want to clarify that is not how I really feel, I just don't match with that many shallow people so this pissed me off 🤷🏽‍♂️

It's worse bc she looks like Mr. Potato Head

Especially when you notice she’s not precisely a catch herself.

As a 5'9 guy, I salute you my friend

... makes sense tbh

... makes sense tbh

Issa dude

It's a copypasta that I believe originated from Tinder. Originally written by a neckbeard about women, she just changed all of the pronouns to hers.

Don't forget thems boobies. You know it is a big reason people are going to look at this...

It's cause she said cock

I think I screwed up my first match on Tindr

I think I screwed up my first match on Tindr

Might want to take a break from /sub/memes right before Tinder

I feel like /sub/tinder has better memes than the actual /sub/memes

I'd love to have my pickup line interrupted by a relevant meme.

i know the way to your heart

What are the chances?

What are the chances?

Pretty high tbh

Next up: Sam puts the same chat on reddit from their phone. Watch it.

At least once a season if dexter is any indication.

Relevant thread

I hate apricots

I hate apricots

Sometimes I ask "was it really worth it OP?", but damn, that was beautiful.

She sent me a gif of someone showing a middle finger and then she unmatched me.

Totally worth it!

Oh damn, you built her up only to knock her the fuck down.

Thats called "weeding out the ones that can't take a joke". You're better off. XD

A man

A man

briefcase wanker

You Bumder!

Looking vaguely like a hasidic jew

Where is this from ? I don't remember it from the Inbetweeners 🤔

Might not be my first success, but it sure felt like my smoothest.

Might not be my first success, but it sure felt like my smoothest.

Haha the ol' snap switcharoo. One time a girl gave me her snap instead of her number. "Phone is currently being repaired" or so she claimed.

Thankfully I learned frim snapchat that she was dull and didn't follow up when she offered me her number a couple of days later.

1&2

You can just type /sub/something and it automatically be a link, you don't need markdown for subreddits

Does everyone really text like this nowadays? I'm referring to the use of emojis

Omae wa mou shindeiru

Omae wa mou shindeiru

NANNIIII

She's hot

Nani? head esploods

DSL...

Tried out one of the pickup lines from here and it worked. Thanks Reddit!

Tried out one of the pickup lines from here and it worked. Thanks Reddit!

I tried this line on two separate girls and neither knew wtf I was talking about

Friendship ended with /sub/tinder, /sub/bumble is best friend now

could of

We're not compatible

Just tell them, I was trying to get your number and I know I havent come off as well as I could of and confused you. I really think we could see if we are compatible with each other. But either way I have already taken your time, thank you for it and I hope the rest of your day is wonderful

If you would like to waste a little more time talking and me trying to blush and have fun with you. Call me on 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

when a girl values you based on how good your puns are, id say u dodged a bulletwellalmost

Try one of these subthreads