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The Meuller team got their new uniforms.

The Meuller team got their new uniforms.

Complete with a tampon storage pocket

Him: "I'm a basement dweller who rarely leaves the house. I need an outfit I can wear in bed, indoors, outdoors, and says I'm a cuck."

Tailor: "I got you fam."

And adult diapers.

This is what late-stage soy abuse looks like. Sad!

SNOW IN *SAN ANTONIO*: Global Warming my ass

SNOW IN *SAN ANTONIO*: Global Warming my ass

San Antonio here. it made me cry!! haven't seen snow at Christmas since i lived in Panhandle as a kid!

Snowing here N of Houston. It was 82 on Monday. Must be global warming! 🤣

It's cold here right now, I blame nature. Stupid nature.

That’s so crazy. Enjoy it!

Jennifer Lawrence says if her and Trump were to meet it would end with "A martini to the face". Tweet replies are Epic!

Jennifer Lawrence says if her and Trump were to meet it would end with "A martini to the face". Tweet replies are Epic!
Jennifer Lawrence says if her and Trump were to meet it would end with "A martini to the face". Tweet replies are Epic!

Celebrities are fucking clueless. Of course, I AM going to have to Google Jennifer Lawrence butthole just to see the results now...

She had Weinstein’s balls in her face.

There are no pictures of President Trumps asshole on the internet, who is the real piece of shit here?

Jenny is lower than a camwhore, her nudes were free.

When the Part and Parcel mayor demands an apology for something that happened in 1919. What the hell? As mayor of London you must have something better to do with your time.

When the Part and Parcel mayor demands an apology for something that happened in 1919. What the hell? As mayor of London you must have something better to do with your time.

Today I visited the site of the Battle of Lexington-Concord and paid my respects to all those who lost their lives in the horrific Revolutionary War of 1775 to 1783. I'm calling on the UK Government to make a full and formal apology for the war.

See how stupid it sounds?

No, mayor. That was part and parcel of living in an empire.

Kate has more balls than 99.9% of native British men

I can't stand this guy. Never a two way street with him.

Let’s give it up for Chuck Grassley.. He is ACTUALLY unequivocally helping to drain the swamp.... MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Let’s give it up for Chuck Grassley.. He is ACTUALLY unequivocally helping to drain the swamp.... MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

HE'LL YES! I WATCHED HIS WHOLE STATEMENT. GET THIS FINE SENATOR A COAT!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMYGbRO-jmE

A bit of Iowa funny, the Iowa interstate 80 song...please clap.

Also, I'm so darned proud of our Senator. A shining example of our Iowa grit.

Beep beep boop! One coat delivery! That’s, um, 1 coat since 20 seconds ago! I don’t think the coat bot is operational. Sorry I’m not a very good Russian bot.

Iowan here. Greatly approve of this amazing man. We love him here, and I will surely vote for him if he decides to run again.

You Ready For The Storm?

You Ready For The Storm?

I've been hearing "THE STORM IS COMING IT'S HAPPENING" for months now.

Guys. The storm has been happening for months. Behind the scenes. We don't see what's happening, but it is happening. The small things that leak are just small parts of the overall storm. Trust me folks, history is being made behind the scenes, it's just going to take a while before it is revealed what's been happening.

Lmao this is so random. I love it

CFPB Reportedly Funneled Billions Into "Secret Democrat Slush Fund", Consultant Claims | ZeroHedge

CFPB Reportedly Funneled Billions Into "Secret Democrat Slush Fund", Consultant Claims | ZeroHedge

TAX fraud and money laundering!!!!!!!! Hunt them down the books don't lie!!!

DOJ funneled to democratic groups, IRS punished conservative groups, EPA colluded with environmental groups to get sued, CFPB funneled money to democratic groups and the State Department was corrupt Hillary Clinton style. 5 major corrupt federal institutions.

Democrats never care about process. To them, the ends always justify the means. Lie cheat and steal as long as you win.

You mean to tell me that the Democrats setup an unconstitutional forth branch of government outside the reach of Congress and the President with the ability to fund itself directly from the treasury without any oversight from Congress and it's only really purpose was to secretly funnel taxpayer money to Democrat causes?

Say it ain't so!

That is well known. That's why Trump took it over.

Opportunity rover survives Martian winter for eighth time - MAGA Robot - How About a Little Sidebar Love for this Great Example of American Technology? - Only supposed to last 90 Days - Ready for fourteenth 14th Earth year of operations

Opportunity rover survives Martian winter for eighth time - MAGA Robot - How About a Little Sideb...

Well - it is on the Red Planet

I hope it’s building little robot walls to keep Aliens out.

Fun throwback to Opportunity's (parody) LiveJournal, now a decade old:

https://opportunitygrrl.livejournal.com

Let’s hope it doesn’t get terrorist attacked.

Terrorism is an achor on the Earth keeping her from the stars.

Feminist are silent!!!! Where have they gone!!!!

Feminist are silent!!!! Where have they gone!!!!

Feminists hate beautiful women.

I think most feminists hate most women in general. Literally cancer.

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