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Barron will save us from the Singularity!

Barron will save us from the Singularity!
if ($candidate == "cuck") { return BTFO; } elseif ($candidate == "based") { $this->elect($candidate); print "Bill Clinton is a rapist."; print "InfoWars.com"; return HillaryToJail; }

We finally found the Russian hackers code for the elections!

Bleep bloop, comrade.

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MY SIDES!: "LEFTIES AT YALE HOLD A HUNGER STRIKE, YOUNG REPUBLICANS HOST A FUCKING BARBECUE NEXT TO THEM"

MY SIDES!: "LEFTIES AT YALE HOLD A HUNGER STRIKE, YOUNG REPUBLICANS HOST A FUCKING BARBECUE NEXT TO THEM"

The lefties at yale are so pathetic. It's a hunger strike except the participants ARE EATING FOOD WHEN HUNGRY.

cant make this up, i read it earlier today.

Even better, they are PAID grad students, who receive a $30k / year stipend on top of having their $40k per semester tuition waived. So they basically get over $70k / year to go to school... but think it isn't enough free money.

"Hunger strike"

They only eat when they're hungry. Amazing conviction.

Bill Nye singlehandedly redpills and baptizes the masses

Bill Nye singlehandedly redpills and baptizes the masses

The whole thing is absolutely stunning on every level imaginable.

"Its becoming clearer why Netflix disabled the rating system."

"My vagina, has it's own voice, not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice,"

Yeah, we... kinda assumed that since, I mean, I've never met a talking pussy unless you count a liberal cuck. Not a real pussy, a metaphorical one.

Or do you have to actually explain it out to your target audience because they're too dumb to understand?

Goddamn, this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. It's so bad that everyone should go to any review for any product they've ever rated in their entire lives and change anything that is a 1-star to a 2-star and explain that Bill Nye and Rachel Bloom have officially created something that is worse than anything anyone else has ever created in the history of mankind.

How is this not satire

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"You won't act like nazis so we'll act like nazis for you"

"You won't act like nazis so we'll act like nazis for you"

The truth upsets them so much, that they see nothing wrong or strange with creating their own reality to justify their own actions.

It's amazing that literally every time there's a racist, misogynist, or pro-Trump message scrawled across campus it turns out to be a 'hoax'. It's always someone on the left trying to justify their unreasonable hatred.

Even if there were a few actually nazis- well, it's a free speech rally, so- reprehensible speech is still free speech.

I like Gavin's line that "Theres not enough of a Nazi supply to meet the demand for villains, so they fabricate them." Paraphrased

Keep it real

Keep it real

Tfw you realize if Toy Story 1 were released today it would be lambasted as anti trans propaganda

The thing that gets me about gender identity and "it's a social construct" is that on a whole when I see these people trying to be a man or a woman is that they overcompensate to the extreme and become very stereotypical of that gender like wearing all pink and acting overly sexual or dressing very butch and getting tattoos. If there's no such thing as gender why do they bother going through it at all? The whole discussion is very convoluted and hypocritical.

Not saying every transgender person is like that but for the likes of Gigi gorgeous I find it almost insulting how she presents herself as a woman now, I'm not a feminist but there's more to being female than boobs and makeup. I'm not going to tell someone they can't but don't tell me they're "more female than born females" lol

"I....am MRS. ....NESBITT!!!"

If there's no such thing as gender why do they bother going through it at all?

Nicely said.

GERMANY: 40% of Under 5's now of a 'MIGRANT BACKGROUND'. The Islamic takeover is REAL and happening RIGHT NOW!

GERMANY: 40% of Under 5's now of a 'MIGRANT BACKGROUND'. The Islamic takeover is REAL and happening RIGHT NOW!

How are you not an Islamic country with these numbers.

They will be. Im just bummed ill be too old to fight in the new crusades by then.

White people stopped having kids, we've pissed away the freedoms and luxuries we were gifted by our ancestors and now the children we do have will pay the price. Sharia can now dominate. The future will be quite eventful.

Riots? it will be a civil war, refugees are exactly what destroyed Lebanon in civil war, it used to be a Christian country, the Paris of the middle east. Now it's just another muslim controlled shit hole.

Never Forget, we did a great thing last November.

Never Forget, we did a great thing last November.

In before first KEK

We have reached REEEEEE levels that shouldn't be possible, folks.

KEK

I'm still not able to tell whether that person is male or female.

LOSER. Meet Stephen Colbert. He is Addicted to Trashing Trump, Mocking Alex Jones, and Discrediting Kellyanne Conway. His Sister is also Directly Tied to the Podesta Family.

LOSER. Meet Stephen Colbert. He is Addicted to Trashing Trump, Mocking Alex Jones, and Discrediting Kellyanne Conway. His Sister is also Directly Tied to the Podesta Family.

The people who voted Trump don't watch this shit, so who cares. It's like /r/[redacted], just a circle jerk of losers patting themselves on the back. It will be fun beating them again in 2020.

He mocks Alex Jones for being a "performance artist." But is also a completely fake performance artist who only hangs around other completely fake performance artists.

Stephen Colbert spends his Sundays as a Sunday school teacher.

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My dad was watching Colbert opening monologue a week ago. Every, single 'joke' was about President Trump.

I asked my dad if he discusses any other topics during monologues and he said no.

Honest question, why would people who dislike President Trump want to hear about him all the time? I understand if they'd want to hear 15-25% jokes about him, but 100% seems..... excessive?? Wouldn't it become boring and monotonous?

If I was watching a TV show and every joke was about Hillary it would make me sick. Back when I used to watch late night comedy shows they had different topics to keep things interesting. It's commonsense.

If Bernie had won...

If Bernie had won...

My hell, I can't believe I ever supported Bernie. This basically sums up how our foreign policy would be too.

"Im sorry we said mean things Iran, heres $400 Billion more"

"Im sorry China, please continue to manipulate currency and put our companies out of business"

"Im sorry Allies, we will pay twice as much for your defense now"

"Please dont pay the media to say mean things about me"

"I like to apologize on behalf of my people for something that myself and they have never done. That makes me fit to lead the most powerful nation on earth"

There's a scary timeline.

Lmao...I forgot all about those two intellectuals. They stormed the stage and snatched his mic. Then he went and hid in the corner for a few before running off. It was the beginning of the end for Bernie Cuckers' potus run.

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