TheSimpsons

Uh, we object to the term ''shithole'' when you could have said ''peepee-soaked heckhole."

Uh, we object to the term ''shithole'' when you could have said ''peepee-soaked heckhole."

Cheerfully withdrawn.

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.

misquoting The Simpsons in /sub/thesimpsons? That's a rattlin'

This seems appropriate

This seems appropriate

I for one accept our new disney overlords

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Just remember:

Disney is the reason we have so many bullshit copyright laws. They are VERY aggressive and take a stance that fair use does not exist.

They will shut down Frinkiac as well as possibly the people in the sub.

If you dont think they won't...you underestimate how much money they will waste fighting copyright.

One churro, please.

That'll be $14

[terrible sobbing]

Here.

Well good luck finding it, I'm going to take the numbers off it tonight!

Mmmm, Infinity Gauntlet

Mmmm, Infinity Gauntlet

♪ Thanos, Homer Thanos ♫ He's the maddest guy in history. ♪ From the moon of Titan ♫ He's about to hit Avengers 3

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a gauntlet."

Aww, infinity gems? I wanted a donut...

-Infinity gems can get you many donuts!-

Explain how!

-Infinity gems can be used to conquer the world!-

Oh, that sounds too complicated.

-Okay, don't conquer the world-

Alright, I will!

Is this in the rhythm of the Flintstones?

Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Nelson and Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville and the car got crushed, and they're out of money and they can't get home, and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong.

Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Nelson and Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville and the car got crushed, and they're out of money and they can't get home, and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong.

I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to get home. Then I will murder him.

No! No! Then he'll know I told! Dad, you said I could trust you.

I've always loved that her response isn't "No, you can't murder Bart", it's "No, you can't let him know I told you"

He sure did

Hand painted tribute to king sized homer

Hand painted tribute to king sized homer

HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseI'mabigfatguyandIcan'tgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeanthere'sREALLYgoingtobepoisongasandeverybody'sgoingtobedeadespeciallyME!

that's pretty good man

I don't wanna be a weirdo. I'll go with the muumuu.

All this computer hacking is making me thirsty, think I'll have a tab.

I didn't even give you my coat. (My Halloween costume this year)

I didn't even give you my coat. (My Halloween costume this year)

please say there's actually sugar in your pockets

If you wanna kill someone on the way out, it would help me out a lot.

Hehe. Yes once.

Ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?!

How I imagine Congress on the issue of Gun Control

How I imagine Congress on the issue of Gun Control

Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of-

Wait a second, I want to tack on a rider to that bill. $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

All in favor of the amended Springfield slash pay-vert bill?

[boos]

Bill defeated.

I've said it before and I'll say it again...Democracy simply doesn't work.

...to the people responding to me seriously: it's the follow-up quote from Kent Brockman in the episode

I've said it before and I'll say it again...Democracy simply doesn't work.

Congress: "Feels like I'm doing nothin' at all!"

Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all other forms that have been tried before.

Let's file this under 'R' for arrivederci

Let's file this under 'R' for arrivederci

Ahhhh Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?

Don't worry, baby. The tube will know what to do.

"And you remember... Matthew... 21:17."

"'And he left them and went out of the city into Bethany and he lodged there'?"

"Yeah... think about it."

Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's racket.

The Smell in room 19

The Smell in room 19
Drive faster grandma, grandma's gaining on us!

Look Who's Oinking! Look Who's Oinking!!!

I kinda wanna see Ernest vs. the Pope

Honk if You're Horny

Still the best one time character

Still the best one time character

"And Homer, if you could kill a few people on your way out, it'd be a great help."

I especially love that he has just, loose, unpacked sugar in his pockets.

Still my favorite episode.

Don't call me Mr.Scorpion. It's Mr.Scorpi-o, but don't call me that either. Call me Hank!

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