StoppedWorking

"This looks comfy"

Cats are a liquid confirmed.

I like how angry he was that the human interfered like "I'm workin heeeeeeere"

/sub/catsareliquid

Anyone fancy a loaf of cat?

Ever started laughing and just couldn't stop? (x-post r/funny)

Ever started laughing and just couldn't stop? (x-post r/funny)

Get fucked ribbon.

When the Ariane 4 space launch system was built, the flight controller was programmed in Ada. Ada is an extremely paranoid language. If there is ever an integer overflow, it doesn't just give back the resulting number, it throws an error which must be handled by the program. The engineers working on the Ariane 4 carefully considered their launch system, realized that an overflow in certain parameters was impossible with the physical design of that system, and didn't worry about catching an error in those places.

Later, the Ariane 5 was built. Much of the software was reused. The Ariane 5, being generally bigger and more powerful, resulted in the sensors giving some larger numbers to the flight computer than would have been possible on the Ariane 4. An integer overflow error occurred in one of those pieces of code that had been carefully considered for the Ariane 4. Being written in Ada, the program did exactly what it was supposed to: it threw an error message.

Because it wasn't caught, that error message got passed on, and eventually was output from that computer instead of flight control data. However, because this wasn't supposed to happen, the error message got interpreted as flight control data. Since it was entirely the wrong kind of data, this basically resulted in random signals being sent to the controls, and the rocket exploded shortly thereafter.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that's what happened to this cat.

Indeed, but there is no surer way to guarantee

Indubitably, my dear compatriot, and well met upon the peregrination...

I hope they fix this in the next generation of cats.

When the treat-excitement breaks the doggo

He just can't come to terms with the bliss

He's trying to wag his tail so hard that he's actually wagging it slower. So much excitement.

I have never been this happy about anything.

It's more cinematic that way.

My first gold...thank you kind stranger.

Puppy should have listened during geometry class

Aww, he checks with his paw to make sure it's open.

I love how dogs are like this. They are so innocent. He just doens't understand why it isnt working and cannot understand how to fix it.

Oh, so when it’s a dog with a stick it’s cute, but when it’s me with my life it’s “pathetic.” Such a double standard.

I find this super cute

But how can an animal not know how to turn its head to the side is it fucking stupid for GODS FUCKING SAKE ROVER

JUST ROTATE YOUR FUCKING HEAD ITS NOT THAT HARD HOLY SHIT

When he says he’s coming home at 7 and it’s only 6:25

Totally busted, but still walks off like what the heck happened over there?

"Whoa, glad you're home! Someone left a mess, boss"

"It's not a lie, if you believe it." - George Costanza

Complete with "Oh shit, you scared the life out of me"

Kid's batteries just ran out of juice mid ceremony

He's still tired from the bachelor party.

For a second I was very impressed that he was still driving despite falling asleep.... Yep...

dRunK DrIVeR RUiNS WEdDINg!!!

Dude was the life of the party!

This one stilll need some work

Did he just slap a fucking lion

Of all the animals in the animal kingdom this is one of many I would never watch to smack.

Edit: want to smack

/sub/whatswrongwithyourdog

Don't fuck with hippos either.

Goat.exe has experienced a sudden failure

Fainting goats are bred to seize up when startled or excited. When put in pasture with more expensive animals, they will be the first to be taken by predators, sparing the more valuable herd/flock. I have four of these knuckleheads. When I bring them food, they try to run over, but their legs stiffen up and they sorta stagger. They're great goats, just a little wonky.

That standing goat thou... No care in the world.

My husband's friend owned one and also owned several motorcycles. Every time he pulled up his driveway on his bike, down went the goat.

Fainting goats are the best.

Kangaroo has become Catgaroo

Looked like a t-rex for a few seconds here

Oh man, the one just watching it happen got me 😂

Apparently not all kangaroos like boxing.

"Carl... Carl do you want me to- oh fuck, nevermind."

Kitty's mind is BLOWN

ice cream, it just got a brain freeze

source: have done this to my cat on accident. cruel but hilarious

What was it licking?!

Man I hate I-scream brain freeze.

Didn't realise it affected other animals too. Do dogs get it?

No. They can't look up.

Try one of these subthreads