Subthread Showerthoughts

The ages of 13 to 18 seem a hell of a lot longer than 23 to 28.

The ages of 13 to 18 seem a hell of a lot longer than 23 to 28.

43 to 48 is like an afternoonon

If you don't drink alcohol because you have recovered from alcoholism you're admired, but if you don't drink and never have, you're weird.

If you don't drink alcohol because you have recovered from alcoholism you're admired, but if you don't drink and never have, you're weird.

"What is better, to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" Paarthurnax. I feel like this applies here.

When I see a date online I always hope the day is after the 12th so I know if its DD/MM or MM/DD

When I see a date online I always hope the day is after the 12th so I know if its DD/MM or MM/DD

Damn 'Muricans and their stupid time-notation methods.

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I slow down in school zones to avoid a monetary fine, not because I care for the safety of children

I slow down in school zones to avoid a monetary fine, not because I care for the safety of children

Can't remember what comic said this. School zones for high schools are counter intuitive, if they are that old and don't look for cars while crossing, maybe we don't want them in the gene pool...

It makes me really mad when people don't use their blinker turning onto the road that I'm turning out of because I could've pulled out sooner, but when people do use their blinker I still wait until they start turning because I don't trust them.

It makes me really mad when people don't use their blinker turning onto the road that I'm turning out of because I could've pulled out sooner, but when people do use their blinker I still wait until they start turning because I don't trust them.

You shouldn't trust them. A vehicle with its turn signal on could be turning after they pass the road you're on.

When I'm vacuuming and can't get something off the floor, I will run over it from forty different angles for three minutes rather than taking two seconds to bend over and pick it up.

When I'm vacuuming and can't get something off the floor, I will run over it from forty different angles for three minutes rather than taking two seconds to bend over and pick it up.

Then I put it back down and try to vacuum it up again, just to prove to the vacuum the piece of stuff is not stuck to the floor

They should teach you how to change tires and basic fluid check at driving school.

They should teach you how to change tires and basic fluid check at driving school.

They used to do that in shop class.... you know... back when schools actually used to teach shop class.

I really thought the hacker group Anonymous would have done something by now.

I really thought the hacker group Anonymous would have done something by now.

The leaders of the real group were locked up a few years ago

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3780980

It must be ridiculously annoying to keylog a PC gamer.. you'd have to scroll through a ridiculous amount of WWWWWAAAAAASSSSSDDDDD

It must be ridiculously annoying to keylog a PC gamer.. you'd have to scroll through a ridiculous amount of WWWWWAAAAAASSSSSDDDDD

Make all your passwords variants of WSDAWSSSWSDASSWW and outsmart the keyloggers

If someone ever grabs me by the lapels and frantically asks me what the date is, I will be sure to include the year in my answer.

If someone ever grabs me by the lapels and frantically asks me what the date is, I will be sure to include the year in my answer.

If someone grabbed me by the lapels, I'd be like, "whoa, what the fuck am I wearing?"

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