Showerthoughts

You've probably seen someone living their last day on Earth at some point.

You've probably seen someone living their last day on Earth at some point.

Maybe you've even read a comment today of a redditor who's living their last day on Earth.

Well, sure, but that's because I-- oh, nice try officer, you won't catch me that easily!

seeyouontheotherside

Everyday. I work throughout a hospital (ER&ICU)

Wizards in the world of Harry Potter probably have really good drugs

Wizards in the world of Harry Potter probably have really good drugs

How large does a body of water have to be before it starts appearing blue

How large does a body of water have to be before it starts appearing blue

If you have a glass of water in the open, it still appears clear, yet obviously and ocean appears blue (from reflection and whatnot). So when does a body of water get to the point that is also starts reflecting the blue?

It’s funny how people say “It’s funny how...” before they complain about something.

It’s funny how people say “It’s funny how...” before they complain about something.

Technically, isn't all porn voyeur porn?

Technically, isn't all porn voyeur porn?

Also technically, isn't watching porn getting cucked? I mean we enjoy watching the girl get fucked

"a person who gains sexual pleasure from watching others when they are naked or engaged in sexual activity"

Nah fuck you OP. I watch it as a critic.

it's only being cucked if it's your partner.

All porn is vr porn

A woman shouldn’t have to make herself less attractive to ward off a sexual assault. Mofos should just stop sexually assaulting people.

A woman shouldn’t have to make herself less attractive to ward off a sexual assault. Mofos should just stop sexually assaulting people.

No shit.

A completely irrelevant article cool

No ones saying they should?

Yes absolutely the solution to ending rape is to stop taping people. No one disagrees. But the solution to ending theft is for people to stop stealing. But so long as people are stealing be wise and limit the opportunity, ease, and temptation. The victim is always the victim and this never changes, but potential victims should take action to protect themselves from being a victim.

It's raining. I don't want to get wet. Instead of waiting for the rain to stop, grab an umbrella.

Garbage bag commercials can stop proving the bag won't rip and start showing that the string won't break.

Garbage bag commercials can stop proving the bag won't rip and start showing that the string won't break.

Look at Mr. Moneybags here, buying the fancy drawstring trash bags.

You have garbage bag commercials? Your garbage bags have strings?!

Yeah have the bag rip open from a fast food cup that barely touched the side like the rest of us ya’ schmuck

Wait you guys don't just throw your trash in the yard and burn it? Eep barba durkle

Playing the bass in music is like your eyebrows. You don't notice it is there, but once it's gone, you're like, what

Playing the bass in music is like your eyebrows. You don't notice it is there, but once it's gone, you're like, what

As a bass player this hurts and it's too true of you're following root notes. For players that solo like Wooten, without the bass you'd have... well... Nothing.

As someone in a band- yes.

As someone with no eyebrows- yes.

I have alopecia.

but not him tho. he got no eyebrows

Bass players get almost not enough recognition in jazz bands or whatever. I try to listen to them more.

You know you live in the Bay Area when $1725 sounds too good to be true for a small 1 bedroom.

You know you live in the Bay Area when $1725 sounds too good to be true for a small 1 bedroom.

In my place, a 2 bedroom apartment costs €600/mo. #Yurop

I did count my blessings to find a tiny cell for JUST $1K/mo in Santa Monica.

You're about 20 years too late, I think.

The catch is that there is no shower for you to have had this thought in.

I once lived in a small town where a 1 bedroom apartment was $300-$400/mo. I don't understand why anyone without a lucrative career stays anywhere near a big city.

A boob is a stress reliever ball that actually works

A boob is a stress reliever ball that actually works

Disclaimer: This experience may vary depending on said boob owner's tolerance levels.

I wish i knew this before I tried this on my mom

Depends on who they are attached to.

Works better if they're attached to yourself actually

Try one of these subthreads