I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.
That just made me think, that there is no way to disprove this. Damn you past wisher
If banks made 6 billion dollars from overdraft fees last year, then banks made 6 billion off of people who don't have money.
I paid around 6 billion in ATM withdrawal fees last year.
Going to the bathroom with your cellphone at work is this generation's smoke break.
No we still have smoke breaks.
Taking my phone into the bathroom isn't a break, I just had a massive shit. Every day. Multiple times. YOU DON'T KNOW ME
Every commercial that tells kids "grown-ups are too stupid to get why it's cool!" was written by an adult manipulating stupid children.
More bad news: That grownup you were buddies with? They were basically awesome at babysitting.
There should be a medical bracelet for "delete my internet history".
My friend bought me one https://imgur.com/gallery/fmTaC
It doesn't matter what's stuck to the toilet bowl, I will try to peeblast it off.
With great stream comes great responsibility.
When I was a kid, I always thought that Velma's (from Scooby Doo) struggles in finding her glasses were exaggerated; now, as a grown up with incredibly poor vision, I sympathize entirely.
You can use your smartphone camera if you are short sighted to find your glasses with perfect vision! This LPT helps me so much, -5.25 and -5.75 vision :/
Just a thought. I see a lot of older people post that we survived lead paint, no seatbelts, no helmets etc. You do understand there are people who didn't right? That's probably why they can't post it on FB.
Survivorship bias at its best.
Bill Nye is doing shitty detergent commercials, but I guarantee he could do a Kickstarter titled "Give me money so I don't have to do shitty detergent commercials" and get at least a million bucks.
Well then let's not deter the gent.
Grocery stores in California charge $0.10 for 1 paper bag to discourage waste, but they mail everyone in the neighborhood paper junk mail without anyone asking for free
Edit: Damn this post blew up. I'm aware that this is a state law put in place to get rid of plastic bags and reduce the waste. I agree with the law. I just hate junk mail.
Don't forget the extra long receipts and coupons that print out when you are leaving which everyone just trashes anyways.