Showerthoughts

Do you think the guy who coined the term "One Hit Wonder" ever came up with any other popular phrases?

Do you think the guy who coined the term "One Hit Wonder" ever came up with any other popular phrases?

Today's date, 2-20-2018, looks like it's stuttering.

Today's date, 2-20-2018, looks like it's stuttering.

So will every February 20th for the next 81 years! It should be a n- n- na- na- n- n- national holiday.

You’ve been waiting months for this haven’t you

It's doing its best okay

Does this mean it will be reposted every year for the next 81 years?

You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.

You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.

I always thought reaching adulthood was buying paper towels, toilet paper, and cleaning supplies in advance of actually needing them.

As a kid the bed is against a wall to make more room for activities.

As an adult it is in the centre for the same reason.

It's in the middle of the wall so that I can make the bed, but I don't make the bed, so I might still be three kids in a trenchcoat.

You've truly transcended time when you stand your bed up vertically

A white man can survive slaughtering 17 people with an AR-15 rifle but an unarmed person of color can’t survive walking to the grocery store.

A white man can survive slaughtering 17 people with an AR-15 rifle but an unarmed person of color can’t survive walking to the grocery store.

Except every day millions of unarmed people of color walk to the grocery store without dying...

To be honest I was really surprised that the guy was taken alive, seems like mass shooters usually get killed.

And unarmed white people sometimes get killed by cops also

They usually kill themselves rather than be caught.

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades, while as a college student you are afraid to check both.

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades, while as a college student you are afraid to check both.

I was never afraid to check my bank balance during University as I never had any money.

Which is why I was always afraid of checking how many overdraft fees I had in college.

What about being afraid to check your cell phone when you sent a text to someone. It’s my biggest fear

We talked about this in the office this morning. How we'd go to a cash point as a student and try to withdraw £10 without checking your balance and it was like a lucky dip.

There must be millions of people who still spell out B-E-A-UTIFUL in their head the same way Jim Carrey did in Bruce Almighty.

There must be millions of people who still spell out B-E-A-UTIFUL in their head the same way Jim Carrey did in Bruce Almighty.

I do WED-NES-DAY

As a teacher at an English centre my students struggled a bit with that word. Showed them the Bruce Almighty clip and they haven't gotten it wrong since. If it works it works.

WED-NES-DAY

My dudes

You're the kind of teacher when kids grow up will say "Mr/Mrs u/Corn-G always had the coolest way of teaching us shit"!

Keep inspiring the future generation! Being a teacher isn't easy 💪

Maybe if everyone stop saying that Karma is a bitch, Karma will feel good and stop doing bad things to people?

Maybe if everyone stop saying that Karma is a bitch, Karma will feel good and stop doing bad things to people?

Karma is honey sweet boo-boo....better?

Do good things and good things happen to you. Do bad things, they'll come back to haunt you.

nah its do bad things and bad things will happen do good things and leas bad things will happen

Karma did nothing wrong!

If Motorola made a voice assistant the command the activate it should be "Hello Moto"

If Motorola made a voice assistant the command the activate it should be "Hello Moto"

Somebody @Motorola real quick and lock this down

I have a Moto X. That's already a thing and has been for over 2 years.

Great, now I have THAT voice stuck in my head...

I miss my razr. One of the best flip phones out there to this day.

Isn't it great when billionaires do something meaningful with their money rather than hoarding it until they die...

Isn't it great when billionaires do something meaningful with their money rather than hoarding it until they die...

I don’t really worry about other people’s money. I’m just trying to scrape up enough to get out of mommy and daddy’s.

David

Just imagine, for a minute, that your name is

When you do something that goes towards helping humanity heading into the future and not sit there and piss on everyone's party, then we will all come around and suck your dick....deal?

Are you being deliberately obtuse? The 'car go big' thing wasn't the story it was the rockets and boosters and the proof of concept. Mankind is destined to explore space but there are other 'proof of concept's' that need to be done beforehand, this was just one of them.

Btw I don't want to suck your dick but I will be the one giving out the rabies shots to those that do.

Squirrels always look and act like it's their first day being a squirrel.

Squirrels always look and act like it's their first day being a squirrel.

The thing is, squirrels are a very appealing choice to new players but they quickly leave for different builds once they realise how poor some its stats are.

100 agility

1 strength

"And squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, and occasionally, they stop and go GASP, as if they're going, 'Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm a fucking squirrel!' And occasionally they go, 'Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.'"

What if squirrels are purgatory? We die and we have to live a day as a squirrel before reincarnation. Most are terrified, they think it's permanent.

Try one of these subthreads