Showerthoughts

Why don't people dress like they're in Star Wars in real life?

Why don't people dress like they're in Star Wars in real life?

The clothes they wear in Star Wars are fantastic, and some tend to be very comfortable(jedi robes, vests, boots etc) Is it because of peer pressure and how the society would perceive people who are different?

May the comfort of robes be with you

Is it because of peer pressure and how the society would perceive people who are different?

I can't speak for others, but if it were socially acceptable to go around in robes, I probably would. Well, in the summer at least. Canada has cold winters...

I couldn't wear it at work, hivis and robes don't really go well, too much stuff to get caught in machinery. A bit of body armour on the other hand... if it was cooled I'd be the safest cunt on site.

yes

Google should make it so that looking up “Is Santa real?” With safe search on only gives yes answers.

Google should make it so that looking up “Is Santa real?” With safe search on only gives yes answers.

You know, for the kiddos.

Well, there's no proof that he doesn't exist

No one should be on the internet it's a scary place

--Ajit Pai

absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence!

No one should be on the internet it's a scary place

"faded af" backwards is "faded af"

"faded af" backwards is "faded af"

Actually it's fa dedaf

If I was high reading this I'd probably lose my shit.

When you wear a sweater and you sweat, YOU become the sweater

When you clean a vacuum, you become the vacuum cleaner

Honestly, a hero like Captain Obvious would probably save more lives than Superman in today's society

Honestly, a hero like Captain Obvious would probably save more lives than Superman in today's society

Excuse me, but I beg to differ good sir!

Certainly do a better job than Captain Hindsight.

If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender

If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender

This is almost a Dad joke

Bravo sir! I have one for you:

If you're a security guard at a Samsung Store, that must make you a Guardian of the Galaxy.

It is most certainly a Dad joke

TIL I was a chicken tender for two years

Between Coffee and Cocaine, it seems like the whole point of Colombia is to wake the rest of the world up.

Between Coffee and Cocaine, it seems like the whole point of Colombia is to wake the rest of the world up.
Between Coffee and Cocaine, it seems like the whole point of Colombia is to wake the rest of the world up.

That should be their slogan

Colombia: keeping people woke for centuries

One to start the day, and one to make sure it doesn't end.

The best part of waking up, is cocaína in your cup!

Who's responsible for telling the highways that they are adopted

Who's responsible for telling the highways that they are adopted

Chandler Bing probably. He’s good at that.

I think you mean Miss Chanadler Bong?

at least in the US there are road signs that say adopt a highway with a phone number underneath it

I think you mean Chaaaannllllaaaaaa (incoherent noise)

Because the Earth is the 3rd planet in our solar system, isn't every problem a third world problem?

Because the Earth is the 3rd planet in our solar system, isn't every problem a third world problem?

Tell that to Apollo 13.

and Windows 10

First world problems mostly revolve around how hot it is.

Well, can't fault that logic. Best cancel my charitable donations now and instead donate them to Elon Musk.

I guess I'm all for dealing with those /sub/fourthworldproblems

Sand is named 'sand' because it's between sea and land.

Sand is named 'sand' because it's between sea and land.

The best reposts are the ones that aren't true.

You need to realize people who post things on this sub don’t think things through it’s more or less a grab for quick karma

What about in the desert?

Let me go figure out my sandwich

Blind people never get to experience a magic show

Blind people never get to experience a magic show

Yet, they have a better grasp on the theater of the mind.

Probably the only perk of blindness.

There was some video I saw that showed a magic trick that doesn’t required eye-sight.

Deaf people really can't enjoy ventriloquism.

Try one of these subthreads