Showerthoughts

If every highschool/college student took a one year long practical course where they work one semester in retail and one semester in food service, there would be far less rude customers

If every highschool/college student took a one year long practical course where they work one semester in retail and one semester in food service, there would be far less rude customers

While I'm showering, I often wonder how do other people shower?

While I'm showering, I often wonder how do other people shower?

Like what products do people love, what's their routine? How long does it take?

Yeah

Mine take line an hour bc I fucking zone out

Lol do your shower tiles cross into each other when you zone out?

What if caffeine waking you up is just one big placebo effect and scientists have just been laughing at us this entire time.

What if caffeine waking you up is just one big placebo effect and scientists have just been laughing at us this entire time.

I could drink coffee then take a nap

Judging by the number of scientists I know that can't function without it, I'd say either it's not true, or they're really good actors.

Some people, myself included, can drink coffee and then take a nap.

Others, myself not included, can drink coffee while taking a nap.

I do this too often... Caffeine makes my mind awake, but the body is still tired so napping feels nice because your mind is well aware of now nice it feels on your body

No matter how much you pay for a hotel, the toilet paper still sucks ass.

No matter how much you pay for a hotel, the toilet paper still sucks ass.

I just want some tp that is not going to make me explore my body against my will.

My toilet paper usually cleans my ass, not too often does it suck it.

I wish they had bidets out here. Once I bought a bidet attachment I never went back

I’m talking chains, timeshare, you name it. It’s like 1.5 ply at best lol.

Are you just staying in chain hotels? I've been to few in the last month that have better shit tickets than my fiancee buys for our house.

15 years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet.

15 years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Reposts are an escape from thinking

Thinking is an escape from reposts

seems legit

I wonder how many more times this will be reposted

it's called vacations Steve, take some plz.

It’s been 30 years since NWA released F**k Tha Police and Sting still hasn’t released a response track

It’s been 30 years since NWA released F**k Tha Police and Sting still hasn’t released a response track

Oh. My. God. It took me like 5 solid minutes to figure this out... I kept going why... why would sting... what... oh my god, the group the police, not "the police"... wow.

His response is floating inside a bottle somewhere in the middle of an ocean

1000 years in the future, the remnants of our civilization lay scattered across and landscape that is slowly devouring all traces of a city that once was. One of the survivors wanders along the beach, searching for food or a sign of life, it's been months since he's had contact with another human.

His eyes fill with excitement upon seeing a bottle floating in the ocean. Could it be another survivor trying to reach out? He had to know! He ran as fast he could out into the surf, snatched up the bottle and popped it open.

His hands trembling, he unrolled the scroll contained within. His face sank.

"Fuck you too, Cube. -Sting"

Hahahaha thanks for explaining to me lol

Adele can set fire to the rain but Spongebob can have a campfire under water

Adele can set fire to the rain but Spongebob can have a campfire under water

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Adele can set fire to the rain but Spongebob can have a campfire under water

Set fire to the ocean!

Sleeping in your own bed after being gone for a while is one of the most satisfying things in the world.

Sleeping in your own bed after being gone for a while is one of the most satisfying things in the world.

LPT: If you know you're going to be gone a few days, wash your sheets and pillowcases on the last day you're home. Coming home after being gone to fresh sheets is borderline erotic

Or take your sheets off your bed and put them in the dirty bin but don’t wash them. Just to piss future you off

Is this a shower thought, or is this pillow-talk?

Arrrgh past-me you dick! Make angry face in mirror, reflection smiles back.

CrossFit must be the reverse of Fight Club, because the first rule of CrossFit is never shut up about CrossFit.

CrossFit must be the reverse of Fight Club, because the first rule of CrossFit is never shut up about CrossFit.

I’m in CrossFat, it’s a lot easier.

My family was torn apart because of CrossFit, so any post hating CrossFit gets an upvote from me

Edit: the Jist of it is...

Edit 2 and 3: words and letters removed to not make me sound illiterate

Nothing out of the ordinary, just my mother met a man 20 years older than her (50s) at CrossFit, had a year long affair where she used CrossFit to sneak off with him, later to leave our family to mooch off his money and business. All While all the CrossFit hive mind wives egged her on as I guess all the wives had affairs with CrossFit attendees.

Moral of the story: don’t let your wife go to CrossFit alone.

I've heard more people bitch about CrossFit than actually talk about it.

I will say though as someone who was heavy growing up and never worked out people liked to make comments about my weight and appearance in that “I’m just concerned for you” way (nobody should be that concerned unless they’re paying my bills). I joined CrossFit and it was kinda life changing for someone who never worked out. The only thing I would do was check in on facebook which kind of locked in my session with other people who worked out there, and made me feel more accountable. I never told anyone they should do it. I never asked anyone to come with me, and yet the same people who said some version of I should lose weight seemed bitter and unhappy that I was doing it. So do what you want cause there’s always someone who’s gonna pick at it so they can deflect from their own flaws.

Mark Zuckerberg isn’t sorry he prostituted our private data, he’s sorry we found out about it.

Mark Zuckerberg isn’t sorry he prostituted our private data, he’s sorry we found out about it.

Anyone suprised by any sort of social media space selling your info is just daft. I can guarantee they ALL do it.

If something is free, you're the product.

he don't give a F U C C with all the data he Z U C C

He nothing but a C U C C

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