SLPT: Don’t know what to do with your old oil after an oil change? Just dump it into the ground. Oil comes from the ground so your only replenishing our stock.
I checked your user, apparently u love saying that but it's not really the truth (hi stranger please check the comments and posts he made)
Oh shit you are right, what a scumbag
Is that a urine sample in the back?
Want to make it on the front page of reddit? #1 Buy an expensive puppy. #2 Hire a professional photographer to take a picture of your puppy doing something silly. #3 Post it on r/aww. Enjoy your 24hrs of fame. #4 drop off the puppy at an animal shelter.
Hey that's a pretty shitty idea.... Wait a minute...
Repost it every few days
LPT: If you are ever with a group that gets lost in the wilderness, the first thing to do is to start sucking the dicks of the men in your group. Because semen is so high in protein, it will act as brain food and give you that extra edge you need to find your way out.
Extra pro tip buy robotussin and just actually take swigs at work; even if people try to converse you will struggle to communicate coherently and they will leave you
Nothing about this seems shitty.
So will your liver
Right? Definitely a ULPT instead.
REEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEE POST
This was the top post from yesterday...
If there are too many phones in your rice, just add toddlers.
Why is the last one poorly photoshopped
I'm so fucking confused by that. They actually did submerge the phones in the rice water... But then really shittily cut out and pasted on to that image... WHY
And too many toddlers? Add Casey Anthonys
Once I realised who posted this, everything made sense... in a very perverse, wrong kind of way
2 pieces of chewing gum
This is one of the shittiest shittylifeprotips ive ever read...
Why 2 when you could have 3. Marry a woman with the same name as your mom.
I can't tell if Shadman is from the middle east or from the middle of the US south.
Wtf I posted the exact same thing and it got removed
Mods, please explain yourselves
Thinking bout a long term investment? Make sure your grand daughters have the same name
I find my penis was working better until I slipped and now my name is susan
It worked for m
Awesome, now u complain all day about how u r oppressed. And commit suicide the next day cuz 40% suicide rates