ShittyLifeProTips

Probably only works with brown eyes

Probably only works with brown eyes

We all know that someone definitely tried this...we just need to find that person and confirm the results.

I did the research, appereantly, its harmless but also useless

If you don't use very hot coffee it shouldn't. It's not that acidic and caffeine itself does pretty much nothing when it doesn't connect to receptors in your body. I mean, I'm not an expert on putting coffee onto contact lenses but it doesn't seem that bad.

It doesn't burn like hell when you put them in?

LPT: If you’re hosting your child’s birthday party and feeling overwhelmed, serve up those pot brownies you made prior to the party for treats and watch those kids mellow out.

LPT: If you’re hosting your child’s birthday party and feeling overwhelmed, serve up those pot brownies you made prior to the party for treats and watch those kids mellow out.

Be sure to keep plenty of snacks and video games around too!

It’s my kid’s birthday party today, thanks for the tip!!

Just start drinking wine out of a box once the party starts. You’ll be fine or whatever.

I got your back fam.

Featured on iFunny

Featured on iFunny

makes thumbtack headphones for the meme forgets to take out thumbtack after posting fast forward 2 hours ER with bleedin ears

I got it to stick, finally, after several tries. But I think the headphone is busted on that side because I don't hear anything.

iFunny is for normies

maybe OP can post a video instruction to make things clear

Pretty shitty but still useful

Pretty shitty but still useful
Pretty shitty but still useful

LPT: Repost today's top post for max karma!

Gotta go Fast!

Gotta go Fast!

This was reposted from the deep dark meme hole of Reddit, which would be pewdiepie’s sub....

We don't talk about the cursed place

We don't talk about the cursed place

You wanna make people curios? That's how you make people curios.

Edit: curious of course

I have seen anime. Do not punch the orphan. Chances are they're the MC, and you don't want to mess with an anime MC. Unless it's the MC from Accel World, then he ain't gonna do shit anyways.

LPT: Use The Cap Of Your Pill Bottle To Measure Out How Many Pills You Need.

LPT: Use The Cap Of Your Pill Bottle To Measure Out How Many Pills You Need.

Oh.... this was “shitty lpt” and not “lpt”... I better go to the hospital now

Go to the hospital to tell them how well medicated you are amirite?

The more painkillers you take, the longer the pain goes away!

Take a whole bottle and you'll have no pain for the rest of your life.

Same works with antidepressants

An easy way to find the gender of your cat is to kick it in the ass. If she runs away, it's a girl. If he runs away, it's a boy

An easy way to find the gender of your cat is to kick it in the ass. If she runs away, it's a girl. If he runs away, it's a boy

This works on human children too.

The real LPT is always in the comments

What if THEY run away?

Then it's an alpha

LPT:

LPT:

I've been taught that the best thing to say in an argument is:

"You're right but there's much more to it than that"

How to make it sound like you're about to use a forbidden technique in an anime 101

Good way to spice it up a notch, But if you like sleeping in a bed, end it with “You’re right.”

So... brother... it has finally come to this

Try one of these subthreads