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"lmao" - Alphago

This is dangerous if it goes unchecked. Someone should be monitoring the situation.

Found this golden relic while researching an open API.

Found this golden relic while researching an open API.

opt.VerifySsl !== false Would have sufficed then.

It bothers me that I don't know if the ternary operator happens first or the comparison. What bothers me even more is it doesn't matter either way.

Possible dumb question: what's so weird about this? The expression makes sure the types match and that opt.verifySsl isn't just some falsy null-like value, which makes sense to me.

In case you want to convert possible undefined/null input into boolean: !!opt.verifySsl

This guy knows what's up.

This guy knows what's up.

Well at least we don't have to worry about IRL Skynet any time soon

They need to update those numbers.

I'm a Java lover, but here are the main reasons to make fun of it.

It's run by Oracle. Oracle is literally The Worst. They run PeopleSoft, for example. They've also been poor stewards of the language they bought out, for example...

... the Java community took a big hit when, a number of years ago, Java was declared to be so insecure that the US government officially recommended that consumers just uninstall Java from their machines.

It's verbose. Sometimes I like that in Java; a Java program feels easy to read because everything is so explicit, but I do understand why people dislike that. Scala, for example, is built on top of Java. Scala was able to keep all of the features of Java and add a ton of features, but still a Scala version of a program will have a ton fewer lines of code. Java is just a lot.

People say Java is slow. I take some issue with this. Java is slower than Rust or C, but those are really fast languages. Java is slow to start, but I think to call it just slow is a dated criticism.

Java is a language used for a lot of cruddy software. It's used in enterprise, whereas software companies tend to use newer, sexier languages. This doesn't mean Java is a bad language, but it is associated with some bad stuff.

Overall, Java is a very popular language in the workplace. People tire of Java because it's what they use 9-5, so they grow to dislike it because they associate it with work.

"John run!"

"No mom, i won't leave... Oh"

"Let's go while he's collecting garbage"

Wh would win?

Wh would win?

Stackoverflow

I will go with safe, established template memes with small variations.

I bet the answer is there!

Needs more jpeg!

Think about your old code.

Think about your old code.

git blame

The screen gets flooded with commands, none of which seem to do what you wish to do.

git: 'blame' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

Image Transcription: Meme/Comic

[A man is looking at a computer screen]

Panel 1

[He is disgusted]

Man: Oh God!! this code is horrible! who wrote this crap?!

Panel 2

[The man looks at the screen more closely]

Panel 3

[And even more closely]

Panel 4

[He is surprised]

Man: shit, it was me

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Sharing code

Sharing code

Image Transcription: Meme

['Expanding brain' meme]

"Small brain": using github

"Normal brain": sending the source files

"Shining brain": copy-pasting the code

"Shining brain with light rays going out of it": taking scrreenshots of the code

"Exploding brain": taking a picture of the code with your phone

"A person, shining outside": printing the code and faxing it

"A person, shining from inside": printing the code and mailing it

"A ghost-like person in space, 'holding' a galaxy": writing down the code and taking a picture of the paper

"A ghost-like person with multiple arms, in space, 'holding' a different shining things, and also has a tree growing on his head": sending an audio recording of yourself reading the code

"A person between shining wormhole exits, in space": calling the other person and reading the code

"An eye, inside a circle, inside a triangle, behind a planet, in space": starting a video call and using sign language to communicate the code

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Real programmers share their code through medium of interpretive dance.

Good human

You forget the latest way to share code: https://teletype.atom.io/

this.quote = true

this.quote = true

Except Leo probably couldn't fix the TV and developer probably could fix the computer.

I dunno, Leo might be one hell of a TV repair man.

this.quote == true

There is a significant of a cross over in people that have interest in hard ware and software tho.

Good old fashioned C for me

Good old fashioned C for me

Python should have a pool noodle, not a lightsaber.

we collectively hate every language - the only superior language is brain expanding memes reposted into oblivion

It’s not a lightsaber actually, it’s a stick of highly radioactive plutonium, fashioned so that you’ll die of cancer before you can swing it at anyone

Personally I was thinking that C++ could be the lightsaber. Powerful, and most people are likely to decapitate themself with it within 5 minutes after recieving one.

When someone says they prefer C++ to Java because they can actually manage their own memory in C++ and then you look at their code.

When someone says they prefer C++ to Java because they can actually manage their own memory in C++ and then you look at their code.
When someone says they prefer C++ to Java because they can actually manage their own memory in C++ and then you look at their code.

What about a pointer TO a vector?

But vectors are still manual memory management, there's just an extra layer of abstraction... There is no garbage collection, so you decide when the vector goes out of scope and is cleaned up, and how it is removed from memory.

And a vector of pointers.

I can't agree more

I can't agree more
I can't agree more

Nice touch with the date.

22307 tests in 618ms? XD

I call bs

Maybe a loop with a simple assertion in the middle

Try one of these subthreads