PrequelMemes

This is where the fun begins?

This is where the fun begins?
Anakin is known to be a bit of a psycho

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch-ass, E-1 basic airman?

Haha that's great Anakin

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch-ass, E-1 basic airman? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Sith temple, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the jedi temple, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in lightsaber dueling and I’m the top duelist in the entire galaxy. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on tattoine, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bothan spies across the galaxy and your ship is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, rebel scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the siths and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, youngling.

They get everywhere

They get everywhere

This can mean only one thing. Invasion.

Now THIS is prequel memeing

The death toll is catastrophic

Love won’t save you, Reddit. Only my new memes can do that.

My favorite scene from Rogue One

My favorite scene from Rogue One

General rouge wani

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

You are a rogue one!

These Rogue One memes will make a fine addition to my collection.

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Extremely rare photo of Darth Plageuis and his apprentice

Extremely rare photo of Darth Plageuis and his apprentice

Darth Lucas: "Darth Sidious, listen well."

Darth Sidious: "Yes, master."

Darth Lucas: "Jar Jar is the key to all of this."

Lucas became so powerful, the only thing he feared was losing his franchise. Which eventually, of course, he did.

Unfortunately, he sold everything to Disney for $4 billion, then Disney killed the EU in his sleep.

Ironic. He could sell the franchise, but not himself.

Not all surprises are welcome after all

Not all surprises are welcome after all

We will watch your career with great interest.

Well whadya know... a quality meme

I'll try yelling in anger, that's a good trick

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

My buddy student teaches for a 9th grade civics class. Looks like he's teaching the younglings the important stuff...

My buddy student teaches for a 9th grade civics class. Looks like he's teaching the younglings the important stuff...

It's extra credit, then

The right answer isn't even there. "Are you threatening me, master jedi?"

Extra credits will do fine

The senate will decide your fate

Did you ever hear the tragedy of my mobile device?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of my mobile device?

The only thing your power bank was afraid of was losing its power

You fool. This is why you must use an outlet. It will grant you UNLIMITED POWAAAA

can one learn this power from a portable charger?

Not without a wall socket.

A vehement internal conflict

A vehement internal conflict

Dewit.

you make a good point

[insert prequel quote you have spent minutes thinking of that fits context of post]

That's a good trick!

We stand here amidst MY achievement!

We stand here amidst MY achievement!

You may have high karma, but we do not grant you rank of master.

And you'll tell the Emperor as much?

I actually don't care about the karma. I want to push original content and new memes like the one you've made. I love it.

Do It

Do It

Palpatine says "do it." I'll try blatantly ignoring the Jedi code, that's a good trick.

I love when he kills Dooku (edit: accidentally said Palpatine, thanks /u/NinjaEnder) even though he shouldn't, he slaughters all of the Sand people (including the women and children), and he fucks and marries and impregnates Padme, and when Mace tries to kill the Emperor who almost killed him Anakin says, "No! He must stand trial!" Like bitch, you're an expert on following the Jedi Code now?

Dooku could have at least said something along the lines of "he's the real Sith lord! Don't listen to him!"

*kills Dooku. It's another 3 movies before he kills Palpatine

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