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Fox news in a nutshell

Fox news in a nutshell

If you are watching Tucker Carlson for reasonable information and basic logic, you're gonna have a bad time.

One of my big pet peeves is people who try to pretend social constructs are illegitimate. I.e. there are no races just individuals, a corporation can't do anything it's only made up of people, there is no such thing as society, etc. I believe anyone who resorts to such nonsense has nothing meaningful to support their position.

Tucker Carlson: "You need to teach at a journalism school."

Jon Motherfucking Stewart: "You need to GO to one!"

OMG LOOK AT THIS EVIDENCE I FOUND OF WHITE GENOCIDE

Fox News is, culturally, a good 30 or 40 years behind the curve. They're like dumbasses in fedoras digging up contents of a dumpster outside a McDonalds calling themselves archaeologists and proving that humans all eat paper and rotten meat.

Compassionate Conservatives

Compassionate Conservatives

Congressional Dems: "eh, ok."

I'm a Centrist. If you think I think like that then get real.

Nailed it. 👍

Nothing is obvious with all these crazy people around. Poe’s Law.

Stick it up your yeah

Stick it up your yeah

A new low for any presidency. Receiving sage advice from the Limp Bizkit front man.

Remember when Vinny from The Jersey Shore had to explain climate change to him?

Seems like months ago but it was only December 28.

These are the days of our lives.

Remember when Vinny from The Jersey Shore had to

Seems like months ago but it was only December 28.

These are the days of our lives.

I just found it's possible to be amused and completely demoralized at the same time.

Give it a few hours, Trump will hit another new low ...

When you hit the Baskin Robbins but all they have is 31 kinda of vanilla

When you hit the Baskin Robbins but all they have is 31 kinda of vanilla
When you hit the Baskin Robbins but all they have is 31 kinda of vanilla

There is an Asian person in row 3.

[ edit : there are at least 3 asian people and 1 black person ].

God young republicans give me the creeps

Diversity achieved

Let the Countdown Begin...Again! [OC]

Let the Countdown Begin...Again! [OC]

"Mr. Gaeta. Restart the clock, thirty-three minutes"

Honestly, the whole frame should be taken down at this point. No need to waste the paper.

I like to picture him sneaking away when nobody is watching to try and switch out the numbers.

Or fractions: 19/1000 of a Mooch

Okay Tami

Okay Tami

Good thing the ACA let her stay on her parents insurance so she can get treated for that burn.

Ugh, I see too much of her on my FB feed

Oh White Power Barbie, it's gonna suck so much for you when the rot in your soul starts to manifest on your face and you start looking like Kellyanne Conway.

Not to mention triggered by happy holidays

Holy shit, it makes so much sense!

Holy shit, it makes so much sense!

Comparing Oprah to Trump is ridiculous.

She was born poor, and raised in the ghetto. At 14 she was raped, got pregnant, and the child died before his first birthday.

She went on to build a multi billion dollar media empire from scratch, and has been nominated for Oscars both as an actress and a film maker. For many years, she has been considered the most influential woman in the world.

She is also a notable philanthropist. She had given over $400 million to educational causes, and she personally pays all administrative costs for her foundation, so that 100% of donated money goes to helping people.

She also played a massive role in bringing the LGBT community into the American main stream.

The fact that she is rich and on TV does not mean she is anything like Donald Trump. Making such a comparison is unfair and insulting.

I don't want Oprah to run - but I see only the most superficial similarities between her and Trump. Oprah - despite her flaws - is a legitimate rag to riches story, is almost universally respected and/or loved, and for all appearances is an honestly kind and compassionate person. Is she qualified to be president? Nope. But, is she infinitely more qualified than Trump? Absolutely.

Redcaps are never going to acknowledge they are stupid.

She's the exact opposite of Trump except having money and being on TV.

You also forgot (though probably implied) that she is very professional while Trump is a complete childish asshat and rude.

IF a celebrity with no political experience were to run for president, there aren't many if any more qualified than Oprah.

Meet Trumpbot - "The Greatest Bot Ever Created; Many People Tell Me I am The Greatest Bot"

Meet Trumpbot - "The Greatest Bot Ever Created; Many People Tell Me I am The Greatest Bot"

"Trumpbot is humble, handsome, and very rich." Checks out..

I'd vote for Trumpbot.

Humility is Trumpbot's primary motive.

I wasn't sure if i was chatting with the real Donald trump or not. You sure that is a bot?

I detect a pattern...

I detect a pattern...

It's states' rights, but only the right states, and only the right states' rights.

The far right wants to implement a Christian version of Sharia law. That is truly what they want.

States rights has always been a code phrase for legal racism and nothing else.

Funny how even Jeff Sessions still expects California and New York to pay the bills in his Republican welfare home state.

They want the blue state taxes to fund their trailer park empire while making sure we don't have any FUN in process.

America is two countries and one of them is an ASSHOLE.

Femi-not-very-nice-people

Femi-not-very-nice-people

I await the language shift to "Femi-chads"

We just call them Antifa now.

So you're still unbelievably stupid. Got it.

True feminist national socialism has never been tried.

Funny things is before the right needed a new boogie man, I never really heard of antifa

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