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MAGA. Upvote this so when people search MAGA they realize, Mueller Ain't Going Away

MAGA. Upvote this so when people search MAGA they realize, Mueller Ain't Going Away

Many Are Getting Arrested

Muslims Are Good Americans

“The President, he’s completely unstable! His party is in tatters, worst president in history!! DO SOMETHING!!!”

-- Donald Trump

And he was removed for being unable to be impartial. That’s a good thing, not a problem.

Nobody told me.

Nobody told me.

Nobody told me I'd one day get yelled at on the internet for the audacity, AUDACITY I tells ya, in my saying I think Nazis are bad.

We're all kinda out of our comfort zones these days, is I guess my point.

Fun Fact™: see that flair next to my username up there? That came about specifically because of how often I've been called a "bigot" and a "fascist" in this sub by t_ders for my closed-minded, obstructive "Nazis aren't very nice people" policy.

Being banned from the biggest hate sub on Reddit is a badge of honor (no matter how dumb the reason (sorry :p)). Wear it with pride.

I posted an unflattering photo of Trump from an unflattering angle for no reason on T_D a bit ago, knowing I’d get banned, and I unfortunately can no longer post there. I don’t know why I did it.

When Donald Trump hears something about himself that he doesn’t like

When Donald Trump hears something about himself that he doesn’t like

Stanley is so smoothly debunking Michael

Donnie doesn't complain about hate crimes.

Donnie COMMITS the hate crimes.

You can't cancel a holiday..

Jim! Take new years away from stanley!!

When he wouldn't lease to Black people the same apartments he was leasing to White people. As much as people want to diminish the continued racism spewing from this administration, you do your cause no favors in pushing 'alternative facts'.

Republican economy explained

Republican economy explained

Not shown is the 7 dump trucks full of Oreos the guy on the right has parked in Sweden.

EDIT: F'd up. Meant Switzerland.

Hey Vsauce capitalism here

Wasn’t expecting much but goddamn this is on point.

The guy on the left and the guy in the middle should gang up, cut the guy on the rights head off and split his cookies

Trump Administration right now

Trump Administration right now

Politically relevant, seasonally timely, and nostalgic. I like it.

Just waiting to hear them say he was a low level volunteer. In fact I don’t recall us ever meeting.

Nailed it.

They literally are blaming Obama for Flynn right now...

Not sure if Roy Moore is pro-life...

Not sure if Roy Moore is pro-life...

Funfact: The reason those "conservatives" always want to abolish sex ed is that when you teach kids about sex, you take away power from sexual predators.

A pedophile sexual predator needs his victim to be clueless. Then he can abuse this cluelessness to make the abuse a game, exciting, interesting, new. New feelings, new stuff nobody has ever done with them, nobody has ever talked about with them. For the kid, the predator is the only person who can make them experience all these new things.

If they have had sex ed before, even though the feelings are new, they know what is happening to them and why. They are more likely to tell because others have talked about that with them before.

If you want to know which politicians are pedophiles, just look for those who want to cut sex ed.

Sorry, but you guys lost any possible claim to the moral high ground when you started supporting pedophiles.

A lump of cells isn't a baby, just like an amoeba isn't a fish.

Roy Moore's pro life right up until he's dragging a 14 year old he just raped into an abortion clinic by her ponytail. Then it's okay...

Ron got dunked on

Ron got dunked on

They really do live in an imaginary world where potential earnings is actual money. "Cindy, here's this air of money we're not going to take from you."

/sub/murderedbywords

Ron

Hold on. As a Independent, I’d like to disown /u/IndyPacers right now. He’s very happy to have a tiny federal government as long as it spends on what he likes. Not what Independents want at all.

This is why you don’t get into twitter fights with professional comedians

This is why you don’t get into twitter fights with professional comedians

I've learned the more Christian someone claims to be, the less Christian they actually are. Strange huh? Probably works that way with all religions.

The Bible itself addresses this, believe it or not.

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. Truly I tell you, they already have their reward.

But when you pray, go into your inner room, shut your door, and pray to your Father, who is unseen. And your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

So Roy Moore refused to debate his opponent, Doug Jones, but is now challenging Jimmy Kimmel to speak to him “man to man”. Kimmel missed an opportunity here to call his bluff. How great would it have been for Kimmel to accept Moore’s proposition and show up in Alabama with a camera crew for an interview.

‘Man to man’. Roy sounds like a drunk man in a bar picking a fight.

Conservative were right when they said that accepting gay marriage would lead to accepting pedophilia.

Conservative were right when they said that accepting gay marriage would lead to accepting pedophilia.

They just didn't expect themselves to be the ones to do it.

Punch line ought to be: The rest of us just didn't realize it was a threat not a slippery slope argument.

How about "No one realised it was a threat, not a prediction"

It goes further. Mitch McConnell's wife even fucked a turtle!

I like yours better but the "not a slippery slope argument" is still kinda awkward.

Idea for Trump

Idea for Trump

Doesn't matter, his supporters don't believe in science, so they wouldn't care what the scan showed.

John Mayer still waitin' on the world to change...

You misspelled guillotine.

https://imgur.com/s05tVCD

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