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The country would like to thank-you for your lack of service...

The country would like to thank-you for your lack of service...

According to Trump, there are what, 40 or 50 people in this photo?

Now that you mention it, those are strangely warm smiles constantly they are at a funeral.

Or he would say he was taking the picture.

It's actually the perfect analogy

Before and after adoption

Before and after adoption

Melania seems happier when she is away from him.

Saw this ex-model abandoned by bald narcissist, took her in and treated her right. Reddit, meet Melania!

Always. I've seen so many pictures when she's away from him and is ACTUALLY smiling. When you can see it in the eyes and cheeks. I know she was culpable with the whole birther thing but I'll welcome her over if she leaves him. People make mistakes especially with the kind of mess she got herself in.

Donny is gonna be mad

Calling it right now:

Calling it right now:

Ah yes, Operation "Get Behind the Darkies", put to use in the American-Canadian War, 1999.

Preemptive response: it's from The South Park Movie. Calm your tits.

In point of fact, indeed.

Plot twist: They suggest a change in procedure: always release groups of unarmed black men into shooter situations before sending in the militarised swat teams.

I needed it for my word count.

The Hogg has a point.

The Hogg has a point.

The dude who disarmed the shooter was an unarmed black guy. Calling it right now: the Redcaps will try to claim this one doesn't count.

Technically he didn’t gain the upper hand until he became the guy with the gun...

ArmTheServers

FIFY: The dude who disarmed the shooter was an unarmed American.

Amen 🙏

Amen 🙏

Those are nuns.

Ouch!

Even Christians from those places would be denied entry.

Muslim Ban 1.0 explicitly excluded Christians.

wicked burn.

🖕🖕🖕

🖕🖕🖕

“The Puerto Rican people, they love me. They tell me, Donald, we hang posters all over the island for you. Pendejo, it means president in puerto rican.”

Because idiota would be insulting? I think cabron would be appropriate given the way he's handled PR.

Disclaimer: I don't speak spanish, just a few mostly naughty words.

Hopefully they're made with glow-in-the-dark ink.

I'm wrong and I don't give a shit is the MAGA motto

I'm wrong and I don't give a shit is the MAGA motto

It doesn't matter even if she wasn't an amputee there are some women who after birth have trouble walking.

Have you ever seen one of those LiveLeak videos where someone gets caught shoplifting or stealing packages off someone's porch or whatever and they go into "if I shout louder than you as I'm backing away from you I WIN" mode?

Yeah.

Not funny in the slightest, but actually kindles hope

Yeah that was a low blow but they had the balls and the grace to own up to the mistake and leave the tweet be instead of deleting the mockery and being a coward.

Kudos to them.

My favorite is that time the GOP said she "doesn't stand for veteran affairs", completely forgetting that a)she literally can't stand b) because she lost her legs while serving

Hypocritvangelical.

Hypocritvangelical.

They're pretty big on dictating the sex lives of single women also.

“Everything is wrong unless it suits our agenda”

Inbreeding, poverty and no education does funny things to folk.

I seem to recall that these same people had a LOT to say about Bill Clinton’s sex life.

Simpsons had the republicans right years ago!

Simpsons had the republicans right years ago!

To be fair, the GOP has been this way since before the Simpsons. Reaganomics got their name from Ronald.

Oh, I agree. For example, outlawing things such as gay marriage or abortion, but giving away tax cuts to corporations and individuals who already barely pay anything to begin with truly is evil!

propaganda

Dems often vote in the interest of working and middle class Americans.

Republicans literally only vote in the interest of millionaires and need lies , and misinformed voters to keep any power.

House Vote for Net Neutrality

For Against Rep 2 234 Dem 177 6

Senate Vote for Net Neutrality

For Against Rep 0 46 Dem 52 0 Money in Elections and Voting

Campaign Finance Disclosure Requirements

For Against Rep 0 39 Dem 59 0

DISCLOSE Act

For Against Rep 0 45 Dem 53 0

Backup Paper Ballots - Voting Record

For Against Rep 20 170 Dem 228 0

Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act

For Against Rep 8 38 Dem 51 3

Sets reasonable limits on the raising and spending of money by electoral candidates to influence ... (Reverse Citizens United)

For Against Rep 0 42 Dem 54 0 The Economy/Jobs

Limits Interest Rates for Certain Federal Student Loans

For Against Rep 0 46 Dem 46 6

Student Loan Affordability Act

For Against Rep 0 51 Dem 45 1

Low-Income Home Energy Assistance Funding Amendment

For Against Rep 1 41 Dem 54 0

End the Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection

For Against Rep 39 1 Dem 1 54

Kill Credit Default Swap Regulations

For Against Rep 38 2 Dem 18 36

Revokes tax credits for businesses that move jobs overseas

For Against Rep 10 32 Dem 53 1

Disapproval of President's Authority to Raise the Debt Limit

For Against Rep 233 1 Dem 6 175

Disapproval of President's Authority to Raise the Debt Limit

For Against Rep 42 1 Dem 2 51

Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act

For Against Rep 3 173 Dem 247 4

Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act

For Against Rep 4 36 Dem 57 0

Dodd Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Bureau Act

For Against Rep 4 39 Dem 55 2

American Jobs Act of 2011 - $50 billion for infrastructure projects

For Against Rep 0 48 Dem 50 2

Emergency Unemployment Compensation Extension

For Against Rep 1 44 Dem 54 1

Reduces Funding for Food Stamps

For Against Rep 33 13 Dem 0 52

Minimum Wage Fairness Act

For Against Rep 1 41 Dem 53 1

Paycheck Fairness Act

For Against Rep 0 40 Dem 58 1 "War on Terror"

Time Between Troop Deployments

For Against Rep 6 43 Dem 50 1

Habeas Corpus for Detainees of the United States

For Against Rep 5 42 Dem 50 0

Habeas Review Amendment

For Against Rep 3 50 Dem 45 1

Prohibits Detention of U.S. Citizens Without Trial

For Against Rep 5 42 Dem 39 12

Authorizes Further Detention After Trial During Wartime

For Against Rep 38 2 Dem 9 49

Prohibits Prosecution of Enemy Combatants in Civilian Courts

For Against Rep 46 2 Dem 1 49

Repeal Indefinite Military Detention

For Against Rep 15 214 Dem 176 16

Oversight of CIA Interrogation and Detention Amendment

For Against Rep 1 52 Dem 45 1

Patriot Act Reauthorization

For Against Rep 196 31 Dem 54 122

FISA Act Reauthorization of 2008

For Against Rep 188 1 Dem 105 128

FISA Reauthorization of 2012

For Against Rep 227 7 Dem 74 111

House Vote to Close the Guantanamo Prison

For Against Rep 2 228 Dem 172 21

Senate Vote to Close the Guantanamo Prison

For Against Rep 3 32 Dem 52 3

Prohibits the Use of Funds for the Transfer or Release of Individuals Detained at Guantanamo

For Against Rep 44 0 Dem 9 41

Oversight of CIA Interrogation and Detention

For Against Rep 1 52 Dem 45 1 Civil Rights

Same Sex Marriage Resolution 2006

For Against Rep 6 47 Dem 42 2

Employment Non-Discrimination Act of 2013

For Against Rep 1 41 Dem 54 0

Exempts Religiously Affiliated Employers from the Prohibition on Employment Discrimination Based ...

For Against Rep 41 3 Dem 2 52 Family Planning

Teen Pregnancy Education Amendment

For Against Rep 4 50 Dem 44 1

Family Planning and Teen Pregnancy Prevention

For Against Rep 3 51 Dem 44 1

Protect Women's Health From Corporate Interference Act The 'anti-Hobby Lobby' bill.

For Against Rep 3 42 Dem 53 1 Environment

Stop "the War on Coal" Act of 2012

For Against Rep 214 13 Dem 19 162

EPA Science Advisory Board Reform Act of 2013

For Against Rep 225 1 Dem 4 190

Prohibit the Social Cost of Carbon in Agency Determinations

For Against Rep 218 2 Dem 4 186 Misc

Prohibit the Use of Funds to Carry Out the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act

For Against Rep 45 0 Dem 0 52

Prohibiting Federal Funding of National Public Radio

For Against Rep 228 7 Dem 0 185

Allow employers to penalize employees that don't submit genetic testing for health insurance (Com...

For Against Rep 22 0 Dem 0 17

Push policy that objectively only benefits a small minority of wealthy people, get lambasted in popular culture. What did these writers know anyway, though, they only went to Harvard.

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