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From The_Donald - "It's Obama's fault I can't find a girlfriend!"

From The_Donald - "It's Obama's fault I can't find a girlfriend!"

ah I see the incels have found a new home.

Girls everywhere: "Thanks, Obama!"

It's nice when the losers make their creepiness evident right from the start, so you can shun them.

Also interesting to note they blame Obama for their own racism.

The Incel

After reading that Trump reportedly drinks a dozen Diet Cokes a day and watches four hours of cable news a day

After reading that Trump reportedly drinks a dozen Diet Cokes a day and watches four hours of cable news a day

That's funny cuz I pretty much do that too

However I somehow manage to do that without SPEWING NAZI RHETORIC

If you change your mind on the last part, your behavior will be presidential, at least.

Wasn't he the one that said you never see skinny people drinking diet Coke?

I just read he watches 8 hours of television a day! Now I don't know what to believe.

Seems like so long ago...

Seems like so long ago...

Remember this is not normal this is what a collapsing government looks like

As a roman from 450 AD I can confirm this.

Octavian! Is that you! I've been frozen in ice since halafa died! How have you been? Aren't these new devices terrific? !

Also, You chose a good time to come back. Pedophilia is on the upswing again. Seems like people don't mind.

Republican Jesus

Republican Jesus

If Jesus came back today and started healing the sick and giving away free food again, the GOP would nail him to a cross by nightfall.

“But her E-mails, Sally. But her e-mails.”

I know he raped you, Sally.

But you were wearing a skirt and a revealing top, so you kind of had it coming.

And come to think of it, there is no real proof he raped you, so you are probably lying for attention just like you wear those skirts for attention.

But what's really important is the senate seat.

I think this version covers all the bases for conservatives.

Exactly. Nobody fucks with the profits of big pharma, the health insurance industry, and Monsanto.

"The World According to Ronald Reagan" by David Horsey, 1987.

"The World According to Ronald Reagan" by David Horsey, 1987.

Pretty scary but far less scary than Trump World.

For all of Reagan's faults, at least he recognized Russia as the enemy.

You think the constant imminent threat of nuclear war is less scary than one president we don’t like?

Wait I'm confused, which is the one president we don't like & which era is the one that has weekly headlines about nuclear weapons?

Seems to me like their both administrations lead by demented men who are being taken advantage of by people looking to profiteer off of America. Hell even Ollie North is back trying to help this fascist set up a personal intelligence agency!

The economy tanked under Reagan. I lived through it. I know it. Trickle down economics, his driving economic principle didn't help the middle or lower classes. In fact, it helped to pave the way for the greater economic inequality today.

The Cold War during the 1980s, and until it's end, was much the same saber rattling as we have going on today. Tit for tat missile deployments, diplomatic battles, proxy wars, etc.

Ollie North was one of the principle players during the Iran Contra affair - a secret move to send arms to Iran in exchange for the release of western hostages held in the Middle East during the 1980s.

I️ see...

I️ see...

Having a personal bloody boy is all the rage in the tech industry, pretty sure Gavin started the trend.

Bill Gates is a vampire confirmed.

Post your shitty twitter screen caps to /sub/latestagecapitalism .This sub may be a left circle jerk, but to really harvest those upvotes, you should post this there.

Just wait for the Modest Soylent Proposal...

Hail Satan!

Hail Satan!

Because Obama looks black.

Nah. It's because he's a Democrat.

Don't get me wrong - there are a lot of racists that vote right. But the true villainy is the D by his name.

I always said I'd get along better with Satan than the Republican Jesus. I stand by it.

And there you have it.

Denture Donald

Denture Donald

Man, that Putin is one lucky guy.

God blesh the Unuuted Statshh

God blech the Paleshtiniansh

god what i'd do for a gummer from Donny

In today's Washington Post

In today's Washington Post

According to a Chicago Tribune wire from December 1992, Trump approached a youth choir group outside the then-Trump-owned Plaza Hotel in Manhattan and engaged the group in conversation.

Trump asked one of the girls her age, and when she said she was 14, Trump replied, "Wow! Just think-in a couple of years I'll be dating you."

The now-GOP nominee made a strikingly similar comment about a 10-year-old during a 1992 "Entertainment Tonight" Christmas special, footage of which resurfaced on Wednesday.

In the clip, Trump can be heard engaging in small talk with the child, before telling someone off-camera, "I am going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?"

10 year old Paris Hilton.

Edit: Apparently my memory was off 4 years & she was actually 14 when the current president of the United States lusted after her.

Nothing bothers me more than knowing, my family STILL continue to support this scum

Who did trump say that about, was it Paris / Nikki Hilton?

All Holidays Matter

All Holidays Matter

On behalf of The Human Fund, I'd like to wish you a happy Festivus.

Is christmas a holiday? Yes. Are you being told to enjoy it? Yes. I still don't see the reasoning for outrage over being told "Happy holidays."

Edit: a letter

Edit2: unfixed said letter

As a Jew, I just want to chime in that I really couldn’t care less about “Happy Holidays” vs “Merry Christmas” (nor does any other jew I’ve ever met as far as I remember).

I get that this is Christmas time and all the decorations and songs and stuff are about Christmas. I feel 0 need to have my (completely insignificant) holiday (Hanukkah) included in your celebration.

It was kind of you to spot the Trump supporter a few brain cells, but you and I both know that if they even think the phrase "systematically oppressed" their cognitive dissonance kicks in and all they can manage to spit out is "black-on-black crime!!!"

Try one of these subthreads