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CAUgHT in tHE AcT: DiGGiNg A GraVe foR tHE puP THAT He JUST FUcking MURdERED!!!!

CAUgHT in tHE AcT: DiGGiNg A GraVe foR tHE puP THAT He JUST FUcking MURdERED!!!!

WHeRe iS thE REst 0f ThE BoDy?!!???

InThAt BLuE BoX! WHa'tS In THe BoAaAoaoax? FOokIn Ded PUPpeR BoDy!

Ha ha .. ha... ha ha ha... hahAHAHaHahHhAhahhahahaah!

Dead pups tell no tails!!!

sUrPrIsE gReNaDe FuCkInG bLaStS pAnThEr tO bItS

For your sacrifice and bravery, you will be awarded the Silver Cross and a Purple Hartz.

Terrifying, you can see true fear in his eyes moments before his life was brought to an end.

He's like Cattain Americat.

And the Medal of Paw-nor.

SquiD dEvoURs innOCeNt doggO

SquiD dEvoURs innOCeNt doggO

RelEAsE tHE KrAKEn

nom nom nom bork bork bork

Björk*

RelEAsHE tHE KrAKEn

FTFY

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KitTeN faLLs oFf eNouRMous CliFf

tHe CaT WilL neVeR waLK AGAIN!

SCAR! BROTHER! HELP ME

wahT kInD oF siCKo aRE yOu??*?!! iS tHIS cARnAGe nOt eNoUGh fOR yOU???!! DOEs yOUr bLOOdLuST kNOw nO bOUndS?!

mY GoD! i tHougHt CaTs arE supPoseD tO laNd on tHeiR FEET?!?

DucKLiNGS geT FucKinG hYpnotizeD by dEadLy whEEL of dOom

Who even walks up to a tank of duckies and thinks "hey these guys look like they appreciate mad skillz"

Ducks are well known as discerning judges of skill

FuCk, YoU BeaT Me tO iT! CurSE YoU!

Paging /u/fuckswithducks

dOGGO BrEAKS its FUCkiNG neCk IN fRoNt Of FRieND

dOGGO BrEAKS its FUCkiNG neCk IN fRoNt Of FRieND

DoGgO iS SudDenLy sUCkEd iNtO a BLaCk HoLE

DoGgo FoRcEFulLy PuT iNtO pEnCiL ShaRpEnEr (aFtErMatH)

That's a dRiL boi, i bet they are excavating old bones and toys.

YOUR DRILL BOI WILL BE THE DRILL TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS

HunDreDS DiE iN FreAK TrAIn AccIDenT

Cats would be terrifying if they grew this big. Walking around knocking over buildings because they're bored.

I want to say they follow this procedure if someone walks onto or something is on the tracks in front of a moving train. They hit the button to initiate a stop and go in the other room to protect themselves from harm caused by flying debris or at least limit the mental strain of seeing someone get hit.

Edit: My information may be partially incorrect - Check out /u/wait_whaaattt and /u/Espirationn for more information. They seems to know more about this than some schmuck, me, who said what was told to him last time this clip came up.

Attack on kitty

Source on the first clip?

MaN GeTS FuCKInG aSsASSinAtEd FoR aLL TO SEe!!!!

MaN GeTS FuCKInG aSsASSinAtEd FoR aLL TO SEe!!!!

a Salem selectman named Phillip English was among the hundreds accused of witchcraft at the time.

To be fair, he does specify "of a politician."

And what do we do to witches?

We burn em!! And they burn because.... They're made out of wood! And what does wood do?

kIWiS pARtIciPAtE in FUcKING CAnNiBaLisM

kIWiS pARtIciPAtE in FUcKING CAnNiBaLisM

Those don't look like very alive/real kiwi.. They're fucking dead

How to prepare a kiwi

Kiwi sashimi

Warning: NSFKiwi

Kiwi sashimi

Warning: NSFKiwi

kIWiS FucKING StUFFeD ALivE BefORE ForCeD tO CaNNIBaLisE

Yeah, they have chocolate feet.

BiRB FucKInG ANniHilATeS ExTInCt BeAR SpEciES

BiRB FucKInG ANniHilATeS ExTInCt BeAR SpEciES

Totally unfair and unsporting combat. The bear was unarmed. Does the bird have NO HONOR?!

Are you kidding? The bear has two arms! That's twice as many as the birb.

Looks like bird disarmed bear than countered with its own weapon

Where did that bird find a Daedric two handed battle axe?

Try one of these subthreads