WHeRe iS thE REst 0f ThE BoDy?!!???
InThAt BLuE BoX! WHa'tS In THe BoAaAoaoax? FOokIn Ded PUPpeR BoDy!
Ha ha .. ha... ha ha ha... hahAHAHaHahHhAhahhahahaah!
Dead pups tell no tails!!!
For your sacrifice and bravery, you will be awarded the Silver Cross and a Purple Hartz.
Terrifying, you can see true fear in his eyes moments before his life was brought to an end.
He's like Cattain Americat.
And the Medal of Paw-nor.
RelEAsE tHE KrAKEn
nom nom nom bork bork bork
RelEAsHE tHE KrAKEn
tHe CaT WilL neVeR waLK AGAIN!
SCAR! BROTHER! HELP ME
wahT kInD oF siCKo aRE yOu??*?!! iS tHIS cARnAGe nOt eNoUGh fOR yOU???!! DOEs yOUr bLOOdLuST kNOw nO bOUndS?!
mY GoD! i tHougHt CaTs arE supPoseD tO laNd on tHeiR FEET?!?
Who even walks up to a tank of duckies and thinks "hey these guys look like they appreciate mad skillz"
Ducks are well known as discerning judges of skill
FuCk, YoU BeaT Me tO iT! CurSE YoU!
DoGgO iS SudDenLy sUCkEd iNtO a BLaCk HoLE
DoGgo FoRcEFulLy PuT iNtO pEnCiL ShaRpEnEr (aFtErMatH)
That's a dRiL boi, i bet they are excavating old bones and toys.
YOUR DRILL BOI WILL BE THE DRILL TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS
Cats would be terrifying if they grew this big. Walking around knocking over buildings because they're bored.
I want to say they follow this procedure if someone walks onto or something is on the tracks in front of a moving train. They hit the button to initiate a stop and go in the other room to protect themselves from harm caused by flying debris or at least limit the mental strain of seeing someone get hit.
Edit: My information may be partially incorrect - Check out /u/wait_whaaattt and /u/Espirationn for more information. They seems to know more about this than some schmuck, me, who said what was told to him last time this clip came up.
Attack on kitty
Source on the first clip?
a Salem selectman named Phillip English was among the hundreds accused of witchcraft at the time.
To be fair, he does specify "of a politician."
And what do we do to witches?
We burn em!! And they burn because.... They're made out of wood! And what does wood do?
Those don't look like very alive/real kiwi.. They're fucking dead
kIWiS FucKING StUFFeD ALivE BefORE ForCeD tO CaNNIBaLisE
Yeah, they have chocolate feet.
Totally unfair and unsporting combat. The bear was unarmed. Does the bird have NO HONOR?!
Are you kidding? The bear has two arms! That's twice as many as the birb.
Looks like bird disarmed bear than countered with its own weapon
Where did that bird find a Daedric two handed battle axe?