MarchAgainstTrump

When you want to golf but have to be the POTUS

When you want to golf but have to be the POTUS

I'd make a joke, but I can't top "I thought it would be easier"

"I'd make a joke but it would just be elected president"

A comment I saw a while ago that stuck with me.

Nobody knew x was so hard

Solve for x

x = literally whatever Trump happens to be doing at the time

Donald Trump is drowning.

He's in over his head, and somewhere in the dim recesses of his addled mind, he knows it. He thought being President would be just as easy as being CEO ... which for him means someone else would do the hard work, and he'd slap his name on the end result.

He really doesn't know what goes into the empires that he's run. He doesn't know how to build buildings. He doesn't know how to get permits. He doesn't know how to hire contractors.

He doesn't know how to write a script for TV, or what a real executive producer does. He doesn't know how to educate people, or how to write a book. He isn't a cattle rancher or a textiles manufacturer.

He's a name. A name and a suit and a hairpiece. His only advantages in life are his family fortune and the fact that a lot of Americans currently find blowhard assholes entertaining. If he had to work for a living, he would be fucked.

Trump doesn't know how to be President, either. He doesn't know how the government works. He doesn't know the limits of his powers, or why a Judge on "some island in the Pacific" can just tell him "no." He doesn't understand why a one-page list of bullets isn't a real tax plan, or why people laugh at him when he presents it.

He doesn't know, but there's noone to do the hard work for him. This is uncharted territory for Donald Trump ... he actually has responsibilities.

So he's scared and lonely and angry, and he reacts to that the way any manchild would. He mashes his red button, summoning a manservant with an icy cold soda pop, and then he sulks off to the living room to play video games. It's just that for Trump, the "living room" is a million dollar resort, and "video games" are "golf and classified discussions held in public settings."

Globalist. Upvote this so it shows up on Google images when you search for Globalist or Globalism.

Globalist. Upvote this so it shows up on Google images when you search for Globalist or Globalism.

Claims to be a globalist, wants to build a wall between two countries and deny entrance to immigrants.

This guy is officially a legitimate idiot.

I hate the word "globalist".... If peace and prosperity means having strong relations with other countries then count me in.

TFW you post a Breitbart link that proves your point and nobody on The_Donald can call it fake news.

For those who don't know Trump recently called himself a globalist. Also, his top advisor, Kushner, is a globalist. And T_D and Infowars say globalists are all evil boogeymen.

Poor victim Trump: "I loved my previous life. I had so many things going," Trump told Reuters in an interview. "This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier." [I know a solution to his problem!]

Poor victim Trump: "I loved my previous life. I had so many things going," Trump told Reuters in an interview. "This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier." [I know a solution to his problem!]
Poor victim Trump: "I loved my previous life. I had so many things going," Trump told Reuters in ...

Then why don't you just resign? Save us all the headaches.

Who would have thought that the top political position in a country would need so much work and prior knowledge. It's "almost" like he dived in without even a layperson's knowledge of what he was even getting into.

Because them we have Pence doing that job and making American Jihad.

"I thought it would be easier" If he actually said that... wow

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Trump supporters be like

Trump supporters be like

No, you guys got it all wrong.

He's going to ban muslims. Well, not all Muslims..ok some Muslims...no Muslims? See you in the Supreme Court!

But he's definitely going to build a wall. A HUUUGE Wall. Ok, a really, really big wall. Ok, a pretty big wall with lots of extra security forces. Ok, some small sections of additional wall and some more cameras.

But coal, coal is definitely coming back. Ok, not totally going to come back, but we'll fire up some old plants again. Ok, not going to fire up those plants, but we're keeping all the coal jobs. Ok, not keeping all the coal jobs, but clean coal, am I right?

NAFTA? NAFTA is gone. Ok, not completely gone, but definitely going to make some changes.

Ties with Russia? He's never met anyone from Russia. Oh, those Russian guys? Well, yeah, he met them, but who hasn't? Look at all his staff that's met Russians before, it's totally common!

Most of them have no idea what they voted for or what a globalist is. They just like the whole reality TV thing and liked hearing about coal.

Edit: Trump was so against NAFTA. First 100 Days - Hillary Clinton Donald Trump keeps NAFTA.

Don't worry though Trump Supporters will say he negotiated a YUGE deal for us on wood and milk folks.

Bingo. A lot of them think they know exactly who (((globalists))) are

A.) he's a billionaire.

B.) he's certainly not a globalist.

There is so much truth to this Trump sign.

There is so much truth to this Trump sign.

The saddest part of all this is not that they were dumb enough to vote for him, but that they are dumb enough to continue supporting him.

"Give him a chance! Give him a chance!"

Trump dumps gasoline everywhere and sets fire to the building

"... This does nothing to change my opinion of him!"

See I dislike this, it does nothing to help anyone. Don't alienate Trump voters, it will only divide the nation more and make the two sides more polarized. We should attack issues and ideologies NOT fellow Americans, and especially not large groups of generalized people.

Idiots need leaders too.

Draining the swamp.

Draining the swamp.

Can someone make this into a real drawing? Like the same characters but he is giving him cash. Something printable on a tshirt.

Had a go at it!

http://imgur.com/a/4h5Vu

"How does a bill become a law?"

"Oh, easy, third parties bribe politicians to vote for their bill until it gets passed."

While this is very blatant in the Trump presidency and Republican Party, we can't act like this doesn't happen with Democrats either.

You know you're an awful president when the Carter Library trolls you for being a failure

You know you're an awful president when the Carter Library trolls you for being a failure

Trump should not even be mentioned in the same sentence as Carter. Trump is a joke.

I am confident that trump will be a shit ex president where as Carter built houses for poor people into his 80s

Also working to eradicate Guinea Worm.

A good man.

edit: a horrible parasitic infection that afflicted around 3.5 million a year in 1986, down to 25 cases in 2016.

Trump has whitewashed a lot of presidents legacies. Years from now when you say "remember that president that was always saying stupid things", no one is going to think of Bush

Snapchat needs to make this Donald Trump filter permanent.

Snapchat needs to make this Donald Trump filter permanent.

All this is missing is our planet in the background eroding from pollution simultaneously covered in mushroom clouds.

Why are you so hard on this guy? He told you in his first hundred days, he'd have a plan to defeat ices. Now he has both polar caps and all the glaciers in check.

We should all tweet this to him every time he lies on Twitter.

I'm sorry for your loss.

"Ruining the world one bomb at a time." Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un graffiti

"Ruining the world one bomb at a time." Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un graffiti

More bombs were dropped during Obama's presidency than any recent president we've had, yet nobody here wants to remember that.

Oh wait I mean Trump is a big bully and is just like Kim Jong Un!

Just feel the need to say thats some great graffiti.

No apparently Obama did not drop a single bomb according to reddit.

Didn't Obama drop a shit load of bombs as well?

Now that Donald is President I might start using this at my interviews.

Now that Donald is President I might start using this at my interviews.

My response as an interviewer: "So you're saying we should expect you to do as well at your job as Donald Trump does at president?"

(Fuck.)

My mom's calling. I think it's an emergency. I'll be back later.

Marks the place in Google maps as black site.

I'd argue it isn't. Applying for a job isn't purely about public opinion

"Yes? Listen we don't believe that employees should express personal political beliefs so if this is going to be an issue you can just leave."

Try one of these subthreads