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NEWS: UC Davis Health and Republic FC Announce Binding MLS Jersey Sponsorship

NEWS: UC Davis Health and Republic FC Announce Binding MLS Jersey Sponsorship

But who is LAFC's jersey sponsor.

Please be Tesla.

Publicly anyway.

This is an interesting move considering they haven't been awarded a franchise yet.

You guys should be announcing jerseys soon right? I mean like really really soon no?

PORTLAND TIMBERS HAVE CLINCHED A BERTH IN THE MLS PLAYOFFS

PORTLAND TIMBERS HAVE CLINCHED A BERTH IN THE MLS PLAYOFFS

They clinched thanks to a 4-0 win at home over DC United.

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We're back. You're welcome.

Cascadia is about to hold top 3 in the West. Its time for all of us to be insufferable together. :)

When do we start being insufferable again???!!

SEATTLE SOUNDERS FC HAVE CLINCHED A BERTH IN THE MLS PLAYOFFS

SEATTLE SOUNDERS FC HAVE CLINCHED A BERTH IN THE MLS PLAYOFFS

They clinched thanks to a 4-0 win at home over FC Dallas.

Nico also clinched 3rd most fouled player in a single season in MLS history (104). Can he make it to #1? Find out next week, same bat time, same bat channel!

Nine years in a row. Longest active streak, one short of all-time record.

Even more impressive when you recognize that playoffs are harder to make now than in the past. LA made the playoffs ten times in a row from '96 through '05 including finishing ninth out of ten teams in 2003 (four teams from each conference made the playoffs, and LA finished ahead of Dallas but behind everyone else). Seattle have been upper-half of the league every single one of the past eight years, and will be upper half this year as well no matter how the final matchday goes.

Highlights from the game Today:

First Half Highlights:

Shot Dempsey

Goal Rodriguez 1-0 Seattle

2nd Half Highlights:

Save Gonzalez

Save Leerdam

Goal Will Bruin

Goal Bruin with 2nd goal

Goal Lamar Neagle

If Portland wins, they take the Cup (and first in the West). If Portland ties or loses, Seattle takes the Cup.

Sebastian Blanco goal vs DC united - [4-0]

Sebastian Blanco goal vs DC united - [4-0]

Poor Birnbaum. Hope he’s ok.

Holy shit it looked like Birmbaum died. Hope he's ok

I would have had no objection. He was out cold.

He probably had no idea there was a head injury, I sure didn't notice it live

Match Thread: Portland Timbers vs DC United [Major League Soccer]

Match Thread: Portland Timbers vs DC United [Major League Soccer]FT: Portland Timbers 4-0 DC United

Portland Timbers scorers: Diego Valeri (45'+3' PEN), Alvas Powell (50'), Sebastián Blanco (60', 86')

Venue: Providence Park

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LINE-UPS

Portland Timbers

Jeff Attinella, Liam Ridgewell, Larrys Mabiala, Vytautas Andriuskevicius, Alvas Powell, Diego Valeri, David Guzman (Lawrence Olum), Diego Chara, Darren Mattocks (Jeremy Ebobisse), Darlington Nagbe (Dairon Asprilla), Sebastián Blanco.

Subs: Roy Miller, Ben Zemanski, Zarek Valentin, Jake Gleeson.

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DC United

Steve Clark, Jalen Robinson, Steve Birnbaum, Chris Korb, Nick DeLeon, Luciano Acosta, Russell Canouse, Ian Harkes (Marcelo Sarvas), Patrick Mullins (Bruno Miranda), Zoltan Stieber (Lloyd Sam), Paul Arriola.

Subs: Sean Franklin, Deshorn Brown, Chris Odoi-Atsem, Eric Klenofsky.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC

45'+3' Steve Clark (D.C. United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45'+3' Goal! Portland Timbers 1, D.C. United 0. Diego Valeri (Portland Timbers) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.

50' Goal! Portland Timbers 2, D.C. United 0. Alvas Powell (Portland Timbers) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Diego Valeri.

58' David Guzmán (Portland Timbers) is shown the yellow card.

60' Goal! Portland Timbers 3, D.C. United 0. Sebastián Blanco (Portland Timbers) left footed shot from outside the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Diego Valeri.

62' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Dairon Asprilla replaces Darlington Nagbe.

66' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Lawrence Olum replaces David Guzmán.

67' Substitution, D.C. United. Marcelo Sarvas replaces Ian Harkes.

67' Substitution, D.C. United. Lloyd Sam replaces Zoltán Stieber.

75' Substitution, D.C. United. Bruno Miranda replaces Patrick Mullins.

75' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Jeremy Ebobisse replaces Darren Mattocks.

86' Goal! Portland Timbers 4, D.C. United 0. Sebastián Blanco (Portland Timbers) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the top right corner. Assisted by Jeremy Ebobisse.

Hope Birnbaum is ok. That's a scary situation.

Be ok Birnbaum please

and THAT people, is why I like to call Alvas Powell:

Alvas "The Enigma" Powell

You: "Valeri has 21 goals and 11 assists right now!"

Me, an intellectual: "MVP Valeri has 21 MVP goals and 11 MVP assists right MVP now!"

Toronto FC has equalled the 1998 LA Galaxy's record for most points in an MLS season, with 68

Toronto FC has equalled the 1998 LA Galaxy's record for most points in an MLS season, with 68

Still one week to go... against us.

Dope. Now rest Jozy and Gio next Sunday. Let's not play each other in the playoffs until the Conference Finals.

Galaxy only played 32 games in the 1998 season.

We'll rest them... But only if you let us win anyways.

Sorry Atlanta but we gotta break the record!

Match Thread: Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact [Major League Soccer]

Match Thread: Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact [Major League Soccer]FT: Toronto FC 1-0 Montreal Impact

Toronto FC scorers: Jozy Altidore (16')

Venue: BMO Field

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LINE-UPS

Toronto FC

Alex Bono, Drew Moor, Chris Mavinga, Eriq Zavaleta (Jonathan Osorio), Víctor Vázquez, Marco Delgado, Michael Bradley, Justin Morrow, Nicolas Hasler (Steven Beitashour), Sebastian Giovinco, Jozy Altidore (Benoît Cheyrou).

Subs: Tosaint Ricketts, Armando Cooper, Clint Irwin, Raheem Edwards.

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Montreal Impact

Maxime Crepeau, Laurent Ciman, Víctor Cabrera, Shaun Francis, Hassoun Camara, Blerim Dzemaili, Hernán Bernardello (Patrice Bernier), Samuel Piette, Matteo Mancosu (Dominic Oduro), Ballou Jean-Yves Tabla (Michael Salazar), Andrés Romero.

Subs: Evan Bush, Deian Boldor, Louis Beland-Goyette, Shamit Shome.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC

16' Goal! Toronto FC 1, Montreal Impact 0. Jozy Altidore (Toronto FC) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner.

23' Hassoun Camara (Montreal Impact) is shown the yellow card.

26' Michael Bradley (Toronto FC) is shown the yellow card.

29' Blerim Dzemaili (Montreal Impact) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45'+3' Maxime Crépeau (Montreal Impact) is shown the yellow card.

59' Víctor Cabrera (Montreal Impact) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

62' Substitution, Montreal Impact. Michael Salazar replaces Ballou Jean-Yves Tabla.

70' Substitution, Toronto FC. Jonathan Osorio replaces Eriq Zavaleta.

71' Substitution, Montreal Impact. Patrice Bernier replaces Hernán Bernardello.

75' Substitution, Toronto FC. Steven Beitashour replaces Nicolas Hasler.

78' Substitution, Montreal Impact. Dominic Oduro replaces Matteo Mancosu.

86' Substitution, Toronto FC. Benoit Cheyrou replaces Jozy Altidore.

90' Benoit Cheyrou (Toronto FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

Supporter section celebrating SS: Started from the bottom https://imgur.com/gallery/352OJ

That should definitely have been a free kick for the Impact.

Edit: And now that's a controversy.

Hassan Camara taking a free kick on goal should be illegal by Canadian law

Terrific troll job having TFC supporters throwing the shield into the air to cheers and fireworks as the Montreal Impact line up right behind them

Match Thread: New York Red Bulls vs Atlanta United FC [Major League Soccer]

Match Thread: New York Red Bulls vs Atlanta United FC [Major League Soccer]FT: New York Red Bulls 0-0 Atlanta United FC

Venue: Red Bull Arena

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LINE-UPS

New York Red Bulls

Luis Robles, Aaron Long, Damien Perrinelle, Michael Murillo, Daniel Royer, Sean Davis, Felipe Martins, Connor Lade (Alex Muyl), Tyler Adams, Bradley Wright-Phillips (Gonzalo Verón), Sacha Kljestan.

Subs: Sal Zizzo, Ryan Meara, Fidel Escobar, Derrick Etienne, Muhamed Keita.

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Atlanta United FC

Brad Guzan, Leandro González Pirez, Michael Parkhurst, Mikey Ambrose, Anton Walkes, Julian Gressel (Kenwyne Jones), Jeff Larentowicz, Carlos Carmona, Josef Martinez (Kevin Kratz), Yamil Asad, Héctor Villalba (Jacob Peterson).

Subs: Tyrone Mears, Bobby Boswell, Mark Bloom, Alexandros Tabakis.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC

45' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Alex Muyl replaces Connor Lade because of an injury.

61' Yamil Asad (Atlanta United FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

70' Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Gonzalo Verón replaces Bradley Wright-Phillips.

77' Substitution, Atlanta United FC. Kevin Kratz replaces Josef Martínez.

84' Substitution, Atlanta United FC. Jacob Peterson replaces Héctor Villalba.

89' Substitution, Atlanta United FC. Kenwyne Jones replaces Julian Gressel.

90'+5' Leandro González Pirez (Atlanta United FC) Yellow Card at 95'

Not gonna lie, that horn was hilarious.

Well this is the most exciting 0-0 I've seen in a while. GG NYRB.

Can we interview the coach who actually dressed up for the game in a stunning track suit? Geez.

That's why I'm not impressed with Carleton, even at 17, he can't beat out a 13 year old for a starting spot.

Post-Match Thread: North Carolina Courage vs Portland Thorns [2017 NWSL Championship] • r/NWSL

Post-Match Thread: North Carolina Courage vs Portland Thorns [2017 NWSL Championship] • r/NWSL

Merritt Paulson opened a tab for us at a local bar. I may abuse this. TOP SHELF BABY.

Woooo championssssss. Not a pretty game, but that’s how championship games can go. TWO STARS

Well, that was enough to make me forget about the USMNT. Woohoo!

Yay!

[OC] The Gang Gets Eliminated From The World Cup

[OC] The Gang Gets Eliminated From The World Cup

I'd laugh if it wasn't so depressing

It's always Sunil in usmnt headquarters.

Lookin like a bunch of Jabronis out there

They didn't drink their fight milk beforehand.

Try one of these subthreads