IASIP

I was told to put this here

I was told to put this here

Is it off putting?

May I interest you an egg in this trying time?

Opps, I've seem to have dropped a wad of hundreds and my magnum condom for my monster dong.

Well when you move the other one I can tell a little if I'm being honest

My best friend came out as trans and just finished HIS transition. Can he get some love?

My best friend came out as trans and just finished HIS transition. Can he get some love?

Hey guys, I'm Donovan McNabb, and I play quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. And I'm here to tell you that you can too, if you start every day with a hearty breakfast from McDonald's. Like the new sausage/egg McGriddle Value Meal, available now for a limited time for under five dollars. Remember, guys, real champs eat at McDonald's. I'm lovin' it! Can I get the check?

Look at that beautiful male bird

What the hell was that?

No, those stork-like legs, they act like pendulums, and on the bottoms of those pendulums, feet like wrecking balls. 

The Sopranos (1999 - 2007)

The Sopranos (1999 - 2007)

I may or may not be wishing a good day to yous

Fellas we're about 6 beers deep so I think you're gonna have to be more clear because I didn't get that last part

Pussyhands

Man, this ep has some of my favorite side stories. Nips and hips, Peter Nincompoop, Dee the pretend business executive, the partying jockeys...

Don't Lose Yourself

Don't Lose Yourself

Please record an album

You donkey brained maniac

Go further with his date scene where he says he a full on rapist cause he's nervous

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You leave this Lightsaber here and people are supposed to think, “Wait, that looks like a dick”

You leave this Lightsaber here and people are supposed to think, “Wait, that looks like a dick”

Stormtrooper #1: I did an ocular patdown on them.

Stormtrooper #2: What?

Stormtrooper #1: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the droids, garnered that they were not the droids we're looking for and I cleared them for passage.

"Not only do we not need Yoda, that piece of shit is always hogging the glory. No, we're going to save the galaxy ourselves this time. Not you, Anakin you stupid bird, you stay here.

It's time for us to arrest the Chancellor and end this threat once and for all. We're going to be heroes."

The Gang gets Order 66'd

Jabroni-wan Kenobi.

Ya ok I'ma need more SW/IASIP meme crossovers, this has potential.

There are way more chicks on this side.

There are way more chicks on this side.

"Are you hitting on me at an abortion rally?"

He actually seems genuinely surprised that anyone would be offended by that. He did say earlier that he had no convictions, so I guess he assumes nobody else does.

What if Jesus was aborted?

Dennis Reynolds definitely has conviction: statutory rape

You think a private lives in there?

You think a private lives in there?

You're at Mac's!

Be sure to get the short rib fries they're a reaaaall home run

edit: all jokes aside I wasn't kidding about the short rib fries look at these beautiful bastards https://imgur.com/gallery/yDWZv

I was about to comment saying YOU GOT THE QUOTE WRONG.
Then I checked the picture.... well played.

EDIT: Changed the quote....

I was about to comment saying YOU GOT THE QUOTE WRONG. Then I checked the picture.... well played.


a reaaaall home run. 


[mimes swinging a bat]

a reaaaall home run.

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I see a door marked private, is that the one you are talking about ;)

From the Instagram of Charlie Day.

From the Instagram of Charlie Day.

The feels

If Dennis doesn't return for season 13, we riot

As long as I can get blasted on grain alcohol.

It has been confirmed that Charlie (in real life) doesn't like being touched, like at all. Once on a Conan interview, and again on the DVD commentary in the episode where Dennis is rubbing Charlie's shoulders.

All of which is to say: that fact somehow makes this picture even more awesome.

Just three cool dudes looking to hang out. NOTHING SEXUAL.

Going back to college as an adult, I decided to decorate my notebook in accordance with my all-time favorite show.

Going back to college as an adult, I decided to decorate my notebook in accordance with my all-time favorite show.

Awesome! You should color his face golden too.

37 just started college. Good luck!

36 here and just got my shit together enough to start college as well. I figured I'm going to turn 40 regardless, might as well try and get a degree. Godspeed to you, friend.

I had a roommate who started as an undergrad at 38, went on to a Ph.D program in cancer biology.

i'm lovin' it.

i'm lovin' it.

Ronald McDonald approves this message. 👍

Remember guys, real champs eat at McDonalds!

People change, Frank. Look at me: I went from a tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you.

So you're saying I'll get more bigger if I eat big macs!

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