Now that you are Riggs and not Murtaugh and I have caught you alone.. you are going to get it!
Danny Devito playing Frank Reynolds playing Chief Lazarus playing Old Woman at Wedding. One of the great roles of all time.
Riggs, Murtaugh! Bad news, fellas.
Turns out another person just died from tainted tap water. Turns out someone taint... someone tapped the tainted water supply.
The person who just died was your wife.
You ARE going to get it!
Dennis. You got the HIV!
Not the gay AIDS though.
I just want to be pure.
"How big of a crucifix do you want?"
"BIG. It should be the centerpiece of the whole room - it should dominate every conversation."
"That's going to be terrifying!"
"It should be terrifying, that's how you know God loves you, Charlie."
A vote for thin limes would get me out of your apartment.
It's going to be EXTREMELY bloody.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MYSELF EXCEPT THROUGH ANGER AND PERSONAL ATTACK
RUDE MAN WHO SHUSHES
I live in Philadelphia. I occasionally come across these posted in random places In the city lol
So he was raping both of you?
"What say we slip into a room and you two split me open like a coconut?"
Looks like their relationship is a real home run.
The outtakes from that scene are hysterical. Nobody can keep it together.
A power hitting second baseman? You know how rare that is in the national league?!
That joke about Charlie turning on the Coors sign has to be my favourite bit of product placement since the Burger King jokes in Arrested Development.
IT'S A WONDERFUL RESTAURANT!
If you drink a bunch of these can you say you're banging hoors?
I HAVE CONTAINED MY RAGE FOR TOO LONG
BEGONE, VILE MAN
He really does look better when he pops that shirt off.
I want to say no, but also...I wouldn't dare.
Fine! Go have sex at Wendy's!
I used to look like her. Gimme my damned cigarettes!
The same episode the brought us the wonderful thing that is milksteak
Wanna go get sweaty in the bathroom?
It's good, it gets you all Uh oO haaa
Ok but for real this was one of the best purchases I made before I went to the Final Four where you take a second mortgage to buy alcohol.
The one I bought was $7 for two of them AND they came with seals to put inside of the cap so when security checks it looks totally legit.
Favorite part was the warnings on the back, so subtle. "If ingested lie down a bit and wait for the effects to wear off"
Why would you buy a bottle without the delicious sunscreen?
How do you know the blacks don't have bread in those speakers?
My first job in high school was in a grocery store. One day the power went out and people literally started walking out with their unpaid groceries. Managers from almost every department had to block the exits. 10 minutes later the power came back on. Unfortunately there were no riots or looting. Makes me sad I don't have a better story
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT! WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT!
They were just surviving.