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Welcome back Andy

Welcome back Andy

Careful Moyes if you overload him too much with info he'll sprain his brain or something.

Fuck it I love Andy and never want to get rid of him

It's less funny cause it's true. :(

If he actually got a brain injury I'd be devastated. I've made myself sad from my own joke :(

Meme bros

Meme bros

Look, I've been in this chat for years. I have watched individual people whom I liked and enjoyed discussing football with become worse people over time. Dismiss it all as memes if you like but the toxicity echo chamber is making you all shittier people. There are some folks in there who I think are still decent but are trying to act cool and fit in with the meme bros and it's honestly a shame.

Meme bros

Oh absolutely fuck off you cunt. I'm sorry my 5 years of watching every echo chamber isn't enough for your precious Bro sensibilities and innate understanding of memes

sounds like whatsapp beef between warring firms of fifteen year old girls.

wouldn't know much about it as my phone can barely run snake.

Can someone ELI5 what I’ve missed here?

😂

😂

Seems fair to me

the replies to that have cracked me up. Totally backfired for Brady it's hilarious

Karen if you keep complaining and causing mayhem how can you ever expect to get your luggage back? Better to just wait by the carousel and silently hope anyone gives a fuck about your posh luggage

She is shaggable though

Old programme found going through some old stuff, what a team this must have been to watch! 22nd feb 1969, West Ham United vs Liverpool.

Old programme found going through some old stuff, what a team this must have been to watch! 22nd feb 1969, West Ham United vs Liverpool.

Thanks mate! Just showed my dad who was at the game back then! Thanks dude

Where is that logic behind that fault process

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoqHe_k7I0w

Game ended 1-1 with John Sissons and Roger Hunt getting the goals.

We finished 8th that season. Not too shabby.

e: I found the goals:

Fucking hell. Billy bonds was playing then????

Season ticket renewal is looming: West Ham to bid £53m for Karim Benzema

Season ticket renewal is looming: West Ham to bid £53m for Karim Benzema

yup its started already , linked with world class players ends up with unknown championship players

Great news, will be shame when we inevitably sign someone who fucked up at the World Cup.

Can't wait. /s

The only way this could come off is if Sullivan has a sex tape of Benzema fucking an underage donkey and is blackmailing him.

On more serious note we all know this is bullshit and is just the usual bollocks from Sullivan. This is what pisses me off most. The assumption from the board room that fans will lap up this kind of bullshit.

In the current situation they would better advised to keep their nuts down and gobs shut.

"We wish to conclude this asap or we will be borrowing aplayer from Burton"

Events today are reflected of the club as a whole.

Events today are reflected of the club as a whole.

Right, there's people complaining about the results. Of course the results are bad but nobody supports West Ham for glory and generally winning stuff. Losing is frustrating but these events are much more than that.

Think it's the product of pent up emotion. For the better part of two months had a group champion anti-board rhetoric and choose today as the date to voice the frustrations. Weeks leading up to it, it the group backs down because the board said some nice things to it. Think from that moment things were gonna kick off, most people abandoned the attempts at marching anyway and so now you just have a lot of angry people who had their chance at voicing their frustrations gone.

Then the match goes the way it is and it's hit boiling point. The board did this. Fans singing 'sack the board' have been heard before but the one chant that stands out is 'We're not West Ham anymore'. The board did that to the club and while violence is bad, its been building for a long time.

I will say had the march gone on as originally planed I don't think this would have happened but then again you never know. People could have just stayed worked up and had the result been the same they might have just done the same thing.

We're not west ham anymore cuts because it's exactly what spurs sung at us (you're not we're obviously) earlier this season, along with "you sold your soul / for this shit hole". It cut then because it was true, and now there's nothing left to fight back against it with. Spineless on the pitch, mismanaged from the top down, betrayed by our own and still in that fucking soulless bowl

See we're venturing into "what ifs" but I agree. Think had the march gone as planned stuff wouldn't have kicked off because they had the chance to voice their frustration. By the group bottling it it snatched the opportunity away to voice frustration for a host of fans. Can only pent up frustration for so long until you hit breaking point

Couldn’t agree more.

sack the board

sack the board

When will people realise that you can't sack the owners of something?

How are we being advertised now?

Massive stadium, good facilities, loyal fan base, established club with a lengthy history.

Not exactly like there's a lack of deep pockets getting into football these days.

Jesus. This could turn ugly

I feel like I'm watching a funeral. This fucking sucks

Swansea 57 - 0 West Ham (Premier League)

Swansea 57 - 0 West Ham (Premier League)

Posting this now because why not.

This is what happens when you refuse to invest in a depleted squad, you cheap fucking cunts.

Ayew has only gone and told Swansea our biggest secret: we're shit! Not much of a secret tho.

57-1 mate. Get it right

Fuck sake now I've gotta be stressed until we're safe from relegation. I thought we were over this.

The happiest footballing day of my life was when we won that championship playoff game.

Hopefully we get another shot at it

What aort of hammer is this ? What is it used for ?

What aort of hammer is this ? What is it used for ?

Rusty and heavy bottomed? Pretty sure that's Mido mate.

Every time this happens i still find it funny

Nah you need to go to /sub/westham for all your hammer queries

Threaten to use it against some Millwall/Tottenham/Chelsea prick and get our number up to 66.

Pogba & Lingard hint at Manchester United exit, with Champions League rivals West Ham United clear favourites to sign the pair.

Pogba & Lingard hint at Manchester United exit, with Champions League rivals West Ham United clear favourites to sign the pair.

I knew straight away this was a shitpost when I realised they're not 35+ years old..

Paul Pogba, 77, signed by West Ham of League One.

Head-in-a-jar David Sullivan continues to refuse to update his World Football database, remaining steadfast in his attempts to sign players from United's Champions League runners-up squad of 2023. Other player's include the now deceased Romelu Lukaku and retiree David De Gea. When pressed for comment, Sullivan stated he believes 'Pogba can still do a job for us, hopefully we can bring Premier League football back to the Tesco Megadome™'.

Won't be hiring any wakandans mate, they cause mayhem

Wakanda forever

Try one of these subthreads