Kevin Spacey is such a fucking G I mean I remember when Ellen was hosting the oscars (or some other televised actor/movie recognition ceremony) and she ordered pizza as a joke to see how the pizza boy would react when he walked in a room full of the most famous actors in the country so sure enough Kevin Spacey is the first one up handing out plates and napkins to everyone like the mother fucking boss he is and then after the ceremony he goes on Jimmy Kimmel's late night show despite being up nearly twenty hours at that point to blow the roof off the house because that is what Gs do
So yeah I have a small dude crush on my man Keyser Soze but how can't you?
To be happy, I require thwarting others' attempts to make themselves happy.
There, I busted it.
Edit: /s in case anyone was wondering
Instructions unclear. Now unemployed.
Also, Make sure to appreciate the Street Sweeper. True story, I had a janitor in one of my buildings that did a great job. I went up to him and thanked him for how great a job he did and said "Hi" when ever I saw him. One night, at 1AM, when I was setting up a anatomy test with cadavers and one of the cadavers slipped onto the ground. I had no-one else to help me and I was desperate. I wandered the hall, looking for someone else to help me (perhaps a soon to be freaked out graduate student working to late). Then, I ran into this janitor. I shyly asked "Can you help me move a dead body?" He said "Sure" and that he had cleaned that room before. He also told me "I know what is like to need help in the middle of the night when no-one else is around to help." This guy is still my hero to this day.
"Every morning in africa, the lion wakes up knowing that if he is not fast enough to catch the gazelle, he will starve. And every morning, the gazelle wakes up knowing if he is slower than the lion, he will be eaten. It matters not whether you are the lion or the gazelle, when the sun comes up, you better be running"
And if you can't crawl, think.
While it says all nice things, that spacing is atrocious
[Story] If you feel alone.
You are worth it. You are worth it to me,you may have your lowest and worst day today and many more may follow but I care, I don't know you but I do. I have tempted to rid myself from this world and have seen many succeed in this act, someone very close to me almost succeeded but I got him an ambulance just in time. So much regret and hate for myself. For not being there enough, for not letting him succeed with ending his life. Part of me knows he didn't want to live and I feel selfish because I wanted him to keep living just like I want you all to keep living. I've lost too much and too many. Keep going, we need you.
It's easier for people to say this when the lonely person tries to kill himself. But nobody says this stuff when the person actually feels lonely. They never help him overcome his loneliness. They just tell him to get over it or stop paying attention to him.
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!..."
"When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world.
I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change my nation.
When I found I couldn't change the nation, I began to focus on my town. I couldn't change the town and as an older man, I tried to change my family.
Now, as an old man, I realize the only thing I can change is myself, and suddenly I realize that if long ago I had changed myself, I could have made an impact on my family. My family and I could have made an impact on our town. Their impact could have changed the nation and I could indeed have changed the world."