Who would steal a cactus? What a prick.
/sub/succulents will pour one out for a lost homie.
Plant thieves are the worst. They are essentially stealing your time and probably end up destroying it or selling it.
What if they made a suicide pact and the other just forgot to text because they were busy playing scrabble
My grandma is 72, and her and her befriend go out every Wednesday for ladies night, and drink way too much, and on occasion drive home drunk.
I've always wanted a normal grandma.
My grandma is 78, addicted to painkillers, has done multiple rehab stints, and has completely fried her brain to the point of no return.
So I got that goin for me.
I want to know what Emoji they send each other
I like the duality of the calls for both panic and calm by the NN folks.
"GUYS CALL EVERYONE ON EARTH THE INTERNET WILL EXPLODE"
After NN repealed
"Alright guys don't panic - we can fight this in court"
Aha I see! I've finally figured out how they want me to respond
Are you telling me there a few other countries beside USA? 😳
As Mad-Eye Moody might say, it’s about constant vigilance!
That's lame, considering most of the rest of the world still has it.
They appear to be hanging small families
Not just the men, but the women and the children too!
They even included the lady with one leg.
Not really funny either. Hmmmm
I wouldn't say that it's that sad really, it's a nice way for them to honour their friend.
yea I mean if you see my other comment I'm getting more and more convinced bots upvoted this to the front page or something
First question asked on a first date “so have you used yours yet?”.
I'm pretty sure 90% of us would use it for career advancement or something, that or constantly threaten to use it to get your way.
Black Mirror writers hate him!
See I'd just hold onto it forever and never use it, thinking "There's always going to be a worse scenario." like I do in RPGs.
Darth Hannah :(
I sound like i was in the "special" class at sith academy
Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Hannah the mundane?
It's sad because facebook is the only way to get your real Sith name.
He heard about the virgins awaiting in the afterlife.
He just didn't count on being one of them.
This is fake btw.
Never got the whole virgins thing. What the fuck is so good about them? If I'm in heaven, I want some goddamn professional hoes.
Seems fake. Why would they rape an ugly ass dude when they can rape actual women.
The true funnysad about this is it's the same article they use for all the other similar mass shootings, they just update the photo, names, and numbers.
Part of the joke is that shit doesn't change.
It's at least the 5th time they've used that exact headline.
Why bother putting anymore effort into their headlines when our laws don't change? Dude bro just took 10 of the most high powered weapons humans are allowed to buy and mowed down hundreds of people because he could. I'm fascinated by the people on Reddit claiming this isn't terrorism because of some dictionary definition. People are so fucking weird.
Depends on the medicine
Solution: Get a new box. Fill it with dinosaurs and bubbles and silly string. Emergency fun box for when being an adult is just too overwhelming.
That's a long time to keep a container!