My dog would do that and then pull the covers off of me and if I still won't get up he goes for the killer part: he bites my leg
Best part is when he puts the 'dirt' back to cover the bone.
Brought my phone in to read reddit while shitting. I'm now crying on the toilet
edit: very pleased with how this turned out please continue to write more poetry
Triangle tails are the pinnacle of cat cuteness
oh my God this is too much. I need a puppy, STAT!
"Wait, let me get into position."
He's like "you did this to me".
Ive seen this post so many times that I want to downvote this but ... I ... just ... can't