EmpireDidNothingWrong

This loyal engineer working at our greatest masterpiece yet

This loyal engineer working at our greatest masterpiece yet

How does this work/what is it called?

Nice.

Wait, what did the bot do wrong?

Good bot

A worthy tribute to our fallen soldier

A worthy tribute to our fallen soldier

Fetts not dead or fallen he's just out there.

Sweet ride.

As I can’t have Slave I, this will suffice.

he'll be back!

License plate checks out

Feel this is fits in here

Feel this is fits in here

Dont forget about those damn religious extremists that call themselves the guardians of peace and justice, as if they ever did anything other than kidnap and emotionally neglect children and help destabilize sovereign planets all across the galaxy. Jedi Scum

Exactly! They had the nerve to call themselves 'keepers of the peace' and the next minute every one of them is commanding troops in a full-scale galactic war.

"All we want is peace" Blows up station keeping the galaxy safe and kills thousands of hardworking inocennt men and woman

What’s the worst thing the Empire has ever done, anyway? Destroy a planet full of armed insurrectionists?

If you support this movie you are funding the rise of Terrorism! #rebelpropaganda

If you support this movie you are funding the rise of Terrorism! #rebelpropaganda

Might as well call it Bin Laden: a star wars story

I dont know, this poster has some "cheap parody" vibe to it..

Eh, since it's being produced by Disney, I'm probably not going to go see it regardless (I've made a vow not to see anything produced by Disney, or at least, not PAY to see anything produced by Disney, after the 2017 Beauty and the Beast remake and Star vs. the Forces of Evil, not to mention stuff at ESPN, where Disney decided to go further in pushing left-wing stuff. Probably would stop my boycott of Disney in 2021, had Iger not extended his contract yet again.).

Rebel scum trying to portray our general as someone who impedes law enforcement, truly a new low!

Rebel scum trying to portray our general as someone who impedes law enforcement, truly a new low!

The local law enforcement should aid Lord Vader in his search of the droids

My deepest apologies for my mistake, I shall re-double my fact checking efforts.

No need for apologies loyal citizen. Thank you for doing your part for the Empire.

While Lord Vader is of course an inspirational leader and dedicated servant of peace and order, he technically holds no official military rank. Don’t want to nitpick a quality post but we must all remain vigilant to not accidentally spread disinformation.

Friends know how to a round of Cards Against Humanity

Friends know how to a round of Cards Against Humanity

I don't get the joke, thats just a normal fact

I don’t get it. There is no twist here. I was promised a twist. I mean, is anyone surprised by this? Anyone?

And that's a twist we all suspected.

You'd be surprised. The majority of people on this planet are brainwashed by the Star Wars propaganda films. It's pretty sad.

Worlds Greatest Dad - @DepressedDarth

Worlds Greatest Dad - @DepressedDarth

They could have had this life if they hadn't been abducted by rebel sympathizers.

He just wanted to pass the family business on to his son

Shouldn’t it be galaxies greatest dad?

Darth Vadepression

I only Rescue the Empire

I only Rescue the Empire

Thought he would block up the fire exits from the outside, just to make sure.

The force awakens was awesome. TLJ wasn’t JJ Abrams did a fine work. Wish he continued his trilogy.

My Men's Hockey League Gold Division Stormtroopers won last night!

My Men's Hockey League Gold Division Stormtroopers won last night!

Soldier moral is hightened when sports competitions are allowed

Shows the strategic brilliance of our emperor

Ah, Victory!

We did exterminate the competition, so...

And there I was thinking the trophy was a Dalek.

Try one of these subthreads