CrappyDesign

All ye shall come to me for the healing of burgers

All ye shall come to me for the healing of burgers

Oh. I thought it was SUPPOSED to say that. It took me a while to see 'Healthy'. Yikes.

Took me until I read your post, haha. Terrible ad.

HEAL THY BURGERS. THY BURGERS SHALT RISE AND DESTROY ALL THAT IS LEFT OF THINE EARTH.

Burger, heal thyself!

This university isn't very good with fractions

This university isn't very good with fractions

The best part about this pie chart are the labels on "20 million" and "60 million" but not what those numbers represent

This chart clearly compares Baby Bell still in the wax, and Baby Bell exposed from the wax.

They represent* 20million budgets and 80million budgets

Edit: Changed repent to represent*

I'm guessing their total budget is actually $60m and someone is just shit at making graphs.

Middle, right, left

Middle, right, left

I swear we have the exact same setup in a... Uh, föreningslokal (is there even an english word for that? "club house" sounds lame, but is the closest translation I can think of). Also in Sweden. Must be some weird Swedish standard.

It's Swedish.

It's all Greek to me!

Like a community centre?

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🅱️oi

🅱️oi

A dick with balls cake with the word weed just seems better.

I'm glad she did because I couldn't tell it said Emma.

I like how she needs to explain first that she understood the cake, before making the joke, to avoid stupid hate comments.

Perfect for bachelorette parties or gatherings of gay stoners.

When does the O's play?

When does the O's play?

X gets to go twice for every one O.

Duh. Learn the rules.

Sometimes I think advertisers deliberately insert low-key absurdities to grab people's attention.

I see you've played with an older sibling before.

Cause x goes first too, duh!

These bathroom signs.

These bathroom signs.

What's wrong with this? Everyone knows female pizzas have arms and male pizzas do not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nFn9qQ9swk

You know what would be really crappy design? If the signs didn't have the text on them. Like places which have a blue/pink dot (great for the colour-blind), a biological symbol, "male" and "female" in another language, or some stupid pun picture.

Relevant:

Men's should be sausage pizza

TIL women need two hands to pee

This fucking outlet at my university.

This fucking outlet at my university.

just in case they need to mount a TV or plug-in clock up there

Thank you for not being like most of the other morons on this sub. Legit see something they don't understand and say it's a bad design. A lot of trash posts get upvoted because of it.

most likely from an old TV or CCTV camera. Nothing unusual about it.

I was thinking TV or WiFi access point.

I Asked My Landlord to Install a Lock on My Door...

I Asked My Landlord to Install a Lock on My Door...

Landlord here. "I installed a lock so shut up. By the way your rent is up by $50".

This screams /sub/maliciouscompliance

Now that the landlord installed the lock, he needs to maintain it. That kind of high quality service doesn't come for free.

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designer meeting: we need more font types!!! and text that makes no sense

designer meeting: we need more font types!!! and text that makes no sense

And let's just photoshop it straight on no one will notice.

This is one of those things they sell on Facebook. It uses your data to fill in the blanks and profit off of the stupidity of the masses.

Yup. The shit that started popping up when I changed my relationship status to "widowed" was ridiculous. It especially annoyed me because they marketed to the death of my husband but not my stated religious affiliation (agnostic). And even if I put that I was religious, who the hell wants to wear a hoodie that announces that "my husband is in heaven watching over me"?!?

oddly specific

The grill being sold on Amazon is only supposed to be a foot tall, but can we talk about the gondola silhouette?

The grill being sold on Amazon is only supposed to be a foot tall, but can we talk about the gondola silhouette?

How did that watermellon fit in the picnic basket when it was shut?

Where are their sleeping bags... Or anything that goes inside a tent really? "oh shit it's gunna be a cold uncomfortable night. At least we have cinnamon buns!"

It looks like every aspect of this was thrown in with photoshop

Edit: Anyone with shopping skills should make this bad boy even better
Edit2: /u/luke_in_the_sky delivered

It looks like every aspect of this was thrown in with photoshop

Edit: Anyone with shopping skills should make this bad boy even better Edit2: /u/luke_in_the_sky

So the grill doubles as a smoke signaling device that attracts gondolas? I'm sold!

Judging by the expression on the blonde's face, the whole thing would make more sense if someone slapped a Brazzers logo on it.

Try one of these subthreads