CrappyDesign

Can you see the issue with this floorplan?

Can you see the issue with this floorplan?

Nothing looks wrong to me.

Bedroom 2 gets to use the bathroom, and bedroom 1 gets to poop off the terrace.

Yes, almost no one is going to shop at that store, and it is going to be very difficult to get employees to stay in there.

they're missing the sex dungeon

No access to bathroom and bedroom 2 from other than the terrace

Out of all the names

Out of all the names

Reddit: making yourself look stupid by constantly thinking everyone else is too stupid to make a joke

Poster's Obviously On Purpose.

This is clearly intentional.

Oh, wtf, I thought I had a stuck pixel!

Not sure if crappy design or realistic church scene... 🤔

Not sure if crappy design or realistic church scene... 🤔

I can't see how someone would not look at that and think that

This is from a TV show I believe. It's made the rounds on Reddit before and that was the answer last time.

“That’s what I say Johnson, we hide in plain sight! Commission the stained glass at once.”

Is from Six Feet Under, it’s not a real church.

The height of these stalls

The height of these stalls
I’ve traveled all over the world and don’t understand why it’s only in the US where I find these partial stall doors. Not to mention the huge gaps between them so everyone can get a sneak peek of me on the shitter. I wish these European floor to ceiling public restroom stall doors were the norm in the States. Bonus: they usually have “in use” indicators so I don’t have to worry about people busting in on me with my panties down.

I’ve traveled all over the world and don’t understand why it’s only in the US where I find these partial stall doors. Not to mention the huge gaps between them so everyone can get a sneak peek of me on the shitter. I wish were the norm in the States. Bonus: they usually have “in use” indicators so I don’t have to worry about people busting in on me with my panties down.

In my 25 years of existence I have never seen a bathroom stall like this in America.

Rest stop?

I heard it was to deter sex and drugs in the restrooms at rest stops. I think at one point it had been a common meet up spot.

I can see your point, but at least there is a door. I live in China, and have had to see way too many men squatting with a cigarette in their mouth listening to traditional Chinese music on their phones. It's... an experience.

Our choir jackets this year

Our choir jackets this year

13 ass.

Wishbone 8 ASS

To me it looks like 13 ass with ass underlined. Like if this person was just walking down the street I’d assume they were ass number 13.

I think it's intentional. You have one of those "cool" teachers.

Googled “Ancies” and was confused

Googled “Ancies” and was confused

I still don't know that it is, but I feel compelled to resist it now.

I think it's trying to say 'resistance is happening now' but it could also be someone who just really hate ants and doesn't know how to spell

SPACE SAREM EANIN GLESS
Fixed...ish

...ish

My workplace installed the automatic towel dispenser over the automatic sink.

My workplace installed the automatic towel dispenser over the automatic sink.

I'm only disappointed that the towel-dispenser's motion sensor doesn't join in a never-ending loop, alongside the water

I wanted the gif to end with another paper towel dispensing so bad.

Looks like the tap is ejaculating

In Japan they have fully-automated sinks that produce water, then soap, then more water, then a blast of air to dry your hands. Meanwhile we’re still struggling with the towel dispenser...

TIL the church teaches pornography.

TIL the church teaches pornography.

Why are both of this dude's hands on the keyboard?

Because he's playing a porn

Dude do you have any idea how long it takes to type "midget pimps shitting on poor people but the poor people are regular sized people but also riding a carousel" with one hand? Sometimes you gotta stop cranking for a few seconds to save a few minutes, if you know what I'm saying.

*praying a porn

We cater

We cater

"Having an affair? Bring a six-inch!"

It's not crappy, you just aren't familiar with what the word means.

Eh, I think 'affair' is a fine word to use in this instance.

The wording could be better. Something like 'Hosting an affair' would have been less ambiguous. It's possible the double entendre was intended for shock value though.

Too much info, Mike.

Too much info, Mike.

His trees have extra wood

Mike Hawk is hard.

This just looks like good advertising to me.

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