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He's a mini boss at best.
I'd pay him to defend my virginity.
Also known as He Who Must Not Be Named.
Any player who references his name in any of the given text box options will have a permanent debuff until the fight is over.
The fight is pretty easy though, but with the debuff, it does get pretty tricky.
What about his wife?
In order to beat this Boss you need to get the item called "gay shit'' from the local dealer (he spawns at midnight), and you basically have to throw it at him (be sure to time it correctly). It takes about 3 good placed shots for his stamina to drop, and then you can finally hit him with your weapon (preferably the magic dildo)
Ministry Of Magic should be at my door any minute now.
Video is fake btw
he was in the air for a surprisingly long amount of time
Dimitry of Magic
It's easy to sneak up on this boss in this dazed state - but he is alerted at the mention of cardio. Extremely high hit damage but not very agile. Drops +50 muscle mass and a tank top when killed.
Friend, the friend
I think that’s a deathclaw get your stimpack and alcohol ready!
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Big Dick needs no other title.
I’m too high for this bossfight
Don't let the look of his age fool you. Once he starts his fancy dancing there is little to do but dodge and pray. To get him to a state to inflict damage one has to first take out the drummers of songs which are usually in the center frame. It is a fun a challenging battle. If you are carrying a blanket in your pack it with give you a +10 on poison damage. Good luck.
Will those light up and make him shoot a vitamin laser out of his mouth?
He’s weakened because his oil is leaking so you might be able to take him down with an EMP since his systems are crashing anyway
Watch out though, his metal casing resists every element except electricity.
He already knows all your moves before you use them
its impossible to block his shtoile