Bossfight

J-onni, The disappointed face of doom

J-onni, The disappointed face of doom

Perfect for children with no necks.

Holy, is this for a movie or something?

Spengebill, The Damned One

Spengebill, The Damned One

The fact that its carrying two spades only makes it better.

Don't be fooled by the fact that this boss is a failed clone of a high-level monster, the level you encounter Spengebill at makes him quite the challenge!

I thought the title was "The Square One" and I laughed

Nice ytp reference

Animevil, the soul seeing twins

Animevil, the soul seeing twins

Pop Team Epic is just Japanese shitposting

I watched It for the first time today. I thought for a full what felt like 10 minutes I was watching the wrong anime, then the intro stopped and it made even less sense

"Owo"

Ah you are motherfucker?

The Phantom King, Arthur Pendragon

The Phantom King, Arthur Pendragon

Hated this fucker. He wouldn't even be that difficult if the chance to miss wasn't increased by 60% for the fight.

What a beautiful battle. Everything is coming into an end, your journey is almost over and you’ve decided to travel the map. There are only certain special bosses for each region, and this is one. I loved the place where this fight happens and how calm it was. His swift movements are hard to dodge, but you don’t get mad. The surroundings make everything calm and you decide to keep trying. Eventually, you beat him and you gaze for where you should head next.

Don't even get started with his held item: Avalon

Motherfucker mitigates all incoming damage by 50%, luckily using a electric elemental attack would cause him to drop it. Still doesn't fix the abysmal miss chance

Apparently this boss is particularly weak to French characters and anyone in the Police class. Not sure why, I’ve heard it was a callback to a community joke based around one of the game’s older updates.

Jesus Christ, the Fist of Salvation

Jesus Christ, the Fist of Salvation

The trick to this fight is to not attack, simply endure his attacks and he will then tell you that he forgives you and loves you.

You will gain the righteous fury daily which will prevent death and boost all your stats by 1000%.

And the lord said catch these hands

Probably the hardest fight in Absolver

My man had to put his shades on, he was blinded by the light of awesome righteousness

Rep'til, Two-Limbed Serpent of Doubt

Rep'til, Two-Limbed Serpent of Doubt

“You sure you levelled up enough to take me on?”

He won't take none from rude characters. So please put respect on his name.

"Listen, buddy, I'm easily a challenge for players 10 levels higher than you. 10! You're gonna just walk in here all cocky and try to challenge m- Oh, you're a pay-to-player, shit."

Rule 1, please feel free to reupload.

Borkius, flail master of the west

Borkius, flail master of the west

I fought Borkius once. It broke my top notch helmet in one blow. Be very alert and mobile while fighting it is my only tip. Never gotten close enough to see it’s health or defense, but I’m sure the hard part is getting close enough to damage it. My build was close combat heavy, but I’m sure a magic or long ranged build would be able to yield greater results, Good luck!

I heard you need to distract him with treats and he might drop his flail for a couple of seconds, during that small gap of time you have to move in quickly and give him belly rubs for instant victory.

Much better with the music. Doggo, Goodest of Boyes.
This is the next boss.

Andrius, Great White Sage of Eiffel and Giver of Wisdom

Andrius, Great White Sage of Eiffel and Giver of Wisdom

You are going to need a lot of ranch dressing for this fight, make sure you buy or craft some!

Turn that excrement into gold! Turn that excrement into gold!

If you're running the avian class, remember to BIRD UP, BITCH!

if your character is a mullatto and you buzz him, he’ll go down pretty quickly

Preventus, Blocker of Paths

Preventus, Blocker of Paths

This image is literally in the banner.

Whatever you do: Don't. Stop. Moving

His pathblocking ability is nothing but illusion. The moment you stop, youre going to get one-shotted if you're not specced for heavy tanking. Also he careful when you finally reach him. His weapon has a very big attacking arch and long range.

Ideally you want to be either quick to get to him faster and get some hits in in between his long but slow swings or you want to have a lot of physical resistance so his stop illusions don't kill you instantly and you can tank his melee attacks!

Good luck, skeleton

This made me blow air out me nose, thank you

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Unless construction work has halted long enough for you to do so safely

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