Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
His face tho
"I'm getting paid too much to mention hos weird this is."
Fr tho, cinnamon toast Trumps 'till i die.
Man crush Monday Edit: am I shadowbanned cos this isn’t showing up for me
What is MCM
Its where you go when you loose a game of Yu-Gi-Oh
I'm gonna do this and call my show iDepressed
I just want instagram to stop telling me about it!!!
Can i be your co host. I bring a lot of depression and social anxiety to the table.
If Trump enacted the draft, there would be a national epidemic of bone spurs.
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I don't know a whole lot about war, but I think by casualties they mean how much attrition is important to winning.
You don't really fight wars by having all your dudes go against all their dudes until one side all dies or surrenders any more, is what I think he means.
Sure, those things are just a mic and a speaker in the shape of a phone. Theyre made for making calls in the mist hipster way, but since they just have a 3.5mm jack, it should work
So where we droppin boys
Does this actually work?
That's making my neck hurt just thinking about holding it between my shoulder and ear while playing.
ok lets do this real quick weed is going to be $40, go with $10 a g
i'm not doing tax for popeyes so just gonna say $10
Thats $50 so far
Then $5 for gas so $55 which means he has $7 for 3 redbox movies we going with Blu-ray cause fuck it so thats $6
That makes it $61 total so he has a $1 left to buy a condom or something
What is this man paying for 4 grams.
Ten dollars per gram is the standard, yes?
To each their own. Think of all the fun shit you can do for 62 dollars. You can go to Steak n' Shake, get some burgers and fries and just talk.
Like, it's not hard. Stop making it difficult. And stop letting social media tell you what you should expect.
Value one another's time, and feel one another out.
I'm not judging any teen mom, and I'm definitely not judging any teen that wants to get an abortion, but fellas how bout we up our pull-out game in 2018 - or put a rubber on that mf if you can't control yourself. Ladies too, if you're not ready for a child, don't have one.
There are swimmers in pre-cum too my dude. Ya girl can get pregnant even with an 82-0 record.
Harvard doesn't fuck with Hollis girls
lol so you mean this is how people look at teenagers who get pregnant.
I am a man and I don't react to eyebrow plucking or uppercuts well, either.
Open your own jars then
I'm gonna need some elaboration on this one
Only men can shit standing up. NIGGA!
Make it in one sentence. Print vertically on a shitty XXXL shirt. Sell $200 each. Burn out.
You know, i could see it happening
Imagine reading a Kanye rant in book form. You'd close the book an insane man
You a psychologist or psych major ?
"That's like... more than a rack, right?"
I know issa joke but...
You guys know he himself and FB didn’t sell anything, right? They got that information because dumbasses clicked allow to find out what their zodiac sign says about them, or what kind of soup they would be if they were soup.
Then those people with the quizzes sold that info to a firm that Trump/Pence hired to sway opinion.
"That's like 1... 2... 3... 15 less people than my fanbase."
That’s not caucacity you’re just clueless