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So progressive it's going backwards

So progressive it's going backwards

They stole their entire design from the Galaxy S8. Curved screen, no home button, glass back, wireless charging, eye/face recognition, etc. Samsung had all of it over a year ago. Just saying.

And now you wanna charge a grip for the same tech we already have? Gtfo

What is with non-Americans bitching about America?

shouldve never traded in your iphone 4s lol

All I saw new was the updated camera software that ig hoes are gonna over use the fuck out of

It's like apples to oranges

It's like apples to oranges

This is the funniest one to come out, yet.

Bitch that phrase don't make no sense why can't fruit be compared!?

do you fuck wit the war?

Every meme has that one iteration where your just like 'that's it, this the one' and nothing tops it.

Even if he has to ride them all night long.

Even if he has to ride them all night long.

Is this the Rule34 of the Zodiac Killer ?

Ted Cruz right now: https://i.imgur.com/L0YtbTS.jpg

Ted Cruz right now:

Don't forget that he's going to personally finger the staffer that did this.

I mean, there is a Ted Cruz doppelgänger porn

Devastating

Devastating

Fuck it. If ya didn't see it then it was your loss. 💅🏿

Wearing a good outfit and not running into your ex

Put the outfit back on. Take a pic. Take it off. Problem solved

Or your dumb friend takes the pic and cuts out the shoes and when you say "no get the shoes" they huff like retaking it is SUCH a big deal meanwhile you always make sure to take good pics of them. Hate that.

Dudes gonna be trippin with the new iPhone X

Dudes gonna be trippin with the new iPhone X

Yall are too quick with the memes

Just close your eyes lol

I was trying to get it out there haha

I can't girl. Im finna go hit this lick

Reppin the Bay. OOOOOUAGH

Reppin the Bay. OOOOOUAGH
I hope the ghost of Mac Dre haunts this bitch for disrespecting Uncle Earl like that. 

EDIT: Keep up the disrespect and this is where were headed.

I hope the ghost of Mac Dre haunts this bitch for disrespecting Uncle Earl like that.

EDIT: Keep up the disrespect and is where were headed.

BlackPeopleTwitter don't fuck with E40 slander. I think one of my most downvoted posts was talking shit about 40.

I thought it was the pickles he's hiding under his tongue that makes him sound like that.

fuckin crying i always said he sounds like he is eating hot food and talking but this is so much funnier.

Lyin Ted Strikes Again

Lyin Ted Strikes Again

If you're an American and choose to let 9/11 stop you from jerking off you're letting the terrorists win.

Shaved pussy only though, since Bush is going through a lot.

Even better is he's one of those asshats telling other people not to jack off.

The more extreme someone's rhetoric is the more hypocritical they become.

Cruz’s former roommate at Princeton, Craig Mazin, who is no fan of the Texas senator, was as surprised as anyone that Cruz had once fought the right to masturbate. “I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his,” he tweeted Wednesday.

Bazoopers

Didn't even let the poor kid finish washing his hands

Didn't even let the poor kid finish washing his hands
Didn't even let the poor kid finish washing his hands

why did he grab him like that

No respect for others

Ya when your 30 and still in high school.

Key to a good one is to use your mouth

Key to a good one is to use your mouth

Personally I think handjobs have their place in the bedroom. Not as a stand alone, but when you pullout and a woman strokes to completion or when your getting head and she stops for a bit to stroke it, it amplifies the experience. Handjobs should be like a solid supporting character in a TV show or movie.

This one girl used to have the softest fucking hands. Like fucking marshmallows with like the perfect grip strength too that handjobs were amazing. Then handjob/blowjob combinations had me cumming harder than I ever have before. But she also was a master of kegels or whatever that shit is called. So back shots were also fucking amazing. Like I don't know. Her body was a fucking walking sex machine.

She taught me so much and I strove to be as good at sex as she was. My head game became top notch and I was able to make her cum often and hard. Shit got mad kinky when we'd get drunk. Woo. But she moved away and I'm here to stay. Maybe one day down the road I'll get that again.

Alright I'm not saying I'd take a handjob over some back shots but find a girl that knows what she's doing and you won't turn down a A+ handjob.

May this comment transcend the cosmos and be transmitted to the hearts and minds of all women. Or men - no homo.

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