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Shark week gonna be lit

Shark week gonna be lit

this is why I dont watch shark week. IS MICHAEL PHELPS FASTER THAN A GREAT WHITE? No, but they're gonna pretend that's a question even worth answering.

For clarity, great whites can swim an easy 25mph. Phelps tops out at 6.

We'll see..

We'll see some dogshit about how humans swim versus sharks then be left with some woefully underwhelming "race" since you can't actually fucking race a human and a shark

ftfy

Its going to be:

Commercial

Hype Reel that doesn't show anything

Commercial

Commercial

Commercial

Hype talk

Hype Reel

Commercial

*repeat

*repeat

Phelps swam in a pool and time is was SOOO close

Commercial

Commercial

Shark was faster

Generic sciency talk from a tv personality dumbing it down to pre-k level

Commercial

Credits

"I did not die for this"

"I did not die for this"

If you want the whole story about Pac do some internet research. There's enough online to keep you going for years. Trust me, I visited every geocities and Angel fire page dedicated to Pac in the early 2000's and 90's. Nobody will ever tell Pacs story accurately because it's so shrouded in mystery. Could you imagine if they went into COINTELPRO, Jimmy Henchman, Haitian Jack, Harry O, Quad City and every other detail? I'm just happy someone is shining a light on Pac. I hear A LOT of youngins bad mouthing Pac and that's because they didn't get to live through it in real time. Pac could make you wanna smoke somebody and go hug your mom all in the same album. Pac made a whole generation feel like e everything was going to be alright tho. He gave you the truth no matter how pretty or ugly it was. To this day better days is my go to track when I'm feeling down.

R.I.P Pac

Edit: No rapper today with the exception of Cole and Kendrick even come close to matching the level of emotion and passion Pac evoked from his fans. When you listened to him speak you could feel it, it felt real. I don't k now how to explain it but it was something rare. This is why it's so infuriating to hear these new cats try to diminish Pacs Legacy......Also, FUCK FUNKMASTER FLEX!

Way before slim shady was in demand, way before we dropped bologna on Afghanistan, I wrote this song in 94

Smh he ain't got no Yeezy in his Serato.

Seriously tho we Kanye fans are nuts. If you want an example, look at Kanye to The

No rapper today with the exception of Cole and Kendrick even come close to matching the level of emotion and passion Pac evoked from his fans.

um what

Tree man is 6'7

Tree man is 6'7

I call bull on the picture on the right. That model fridge, whirlpool WRX988SIBM, has a height of 70 1/8 inches, just under six feet. This man, by ratio, has to be at least 7'-3". Also, peep his hand on the fridge. It goes through the handle...

Dudes on here trying so hard to prove it's a shop and don't realize we know but we'd climb it anyway.

but u a squirrel?

My uncle is that tall, but he's a drunken twig who wouldn't hurt anyone

Chris rock is really out here

Chris rock is really out here

googles Chris Rock's height

you know why there's not really any comedians over 6'2?

cause when you're that tall you don't gotta be the funny dude to get bitches

googles Chris Rock's dick

I NEVA BEEN TO THIS PART OF PUSSYTOWN BEFORE!

You think we own stock in the electric company?

You think we own stock in the electric company?

"Unplug that clock boy! You can't tell time when you sleep. That's two cents an hour!"

-- Julius Rock, June 16th, 1985.

Mr. Krabs sold His most loyal employee's soul to the Flying Dutchman for 47Β’ (or something like that).

62 cents boi

Mr Krabs once charged Squidward $2 for existing...

"The Talk" just got a lot harder

"The Talk" just got a lot harder

"Cops give a damn about a negro Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero"

He shot into the car 7 times...with a four year old in the back seat. Not Guilty of anything. I'm so done with this BS.

Inb4 "This is why I say that hip hop has done more damage to young african americans than racism in recent years."

Fox News

"God don't let me bust quick"

"God don't let me bust quick"

I need to step my shit up. I just open Netflix and throw on Always Sunny in the background just loud enough to cover up the noise so that my roommate won't hear us. It's an extra poor decision considering that my girlfriend starts laughing at some point every time we fuck now and I can never be quite sure whether it's at the dialogue in the show or my stroke game. I suck at life.

I'm bussin before the music drop on Redbone

You just gotta power through it. Hopefully it's the mailroom episode and you can join in on Day Bow Bow.

Look. I eat ass. What more foreplay do you want? I'm not a machine!

This shit too crazy, ayy, you do not amaze me, ayy

This shit too crazy, ayy, you do not amaze me, ayy

King Kendrick transcends species πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½

I was listening to GKMC the other day and on that skit where Kendricks dad says "Did somebody say dominos?" My dog stood up on his hind legs and said "Bitch you know damn well your wife just said dominos, she 5 feet from you. Get off my boy Kendrick's voicemail."

By that note, so does DMX.

Obama just paged me ayy

She needs to higher her word bank

She needs to higher her word bank

ATM Machine

Also, Higher your goals.

Also PIN number

Why she just throwing capitals around?? She like that spongebob mocking meme.

I hate that attitude though. I can't be happy about graduating high school because it's easy and everyone does it? What about getting my first Drivers License? Married? Kids? It's a milestone, let people be fucking proud of it.

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