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IT'S MORPHIN TIME

BOI IF

BOI____YOU

BOI_________DONT

I mean... Its' easy to be hard when you're with 2 of your boys.

I dug how Offset was fixing his sleeves like he was Piccolo from DBZ after taking off all of his weighted clothes.

I think he's trying to say that they all said "boi" at the same time, and then each one said one word of the phrase "if you don't" in that order

LOL this savage

LOL this savage

I like how she said "they names" too tryna sound black

"I would but I just sneezed. Gotta run."

Hearing Texas country boys from affluent ranch-owning families say "bruh it's lit" is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

AAVE has spread to college white kids like wildfire.

all my ex's bout to end up at the inconvenience store

all my ex's bout to end up at the inconvenience store

To be honest she ain't gettin shit, she almost married a billionaire, but he called it off because she wouldn't sign a pre-nup.

ya she a gold digger

still. If she loved him for who he is she would've just sign the prenup

I mean, she was married to Nick Cannon for a while, he got bread, but she has a lot more money than him.

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Remember the "burnt ramen noodles" kid? This is him now. Feel old yet?

Remember the "burnt ramen noodles" kid? This is him now. Feel old yet?

They grow up so fast..

*wipes off tear from eye*

Starting to recognize OP solely from these Russian tweets lmao

I always pictured that kid as the son of D'Lo Brown.

I always pictured that kid as the son of .

isnt that akademiks?

You and your crew vs me and the....revolution

You and your crew vs me and the....revolution

Game... Blouses.

http://thesource.com/2016/05/31/micki-free-says-chappelles-show-prince-story-is-100-true-balled-l...

Charlieee murphyyyy (rip)

I mean this was literally the cover of Prince's "Breakfast Can Wait" single. He had a sense of humor.   

Quote from Chappelle: 


"That's a Prince judo move right there. …You make fun of Prince in a sketch and he'll just use you in his album cover," the comedian quipped. "What am I going to do — sue him for using a picture of me dressed up like him? … That's checkmate right there."
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. He had a sense of humor.

Quote from Chappelle:

"That's a Prince judo move right there. …You make fun of Prince in a sketch and he'll just use you in his album cover," the comedian quipped. "What am I going to do — sue him for using a picture of me dressed up like him? … That's checkmate right there." Source

Asking for a friend 🤔

Asking for a friend 🤔

Blue Lives Matter, except for the black lives in blue

Before he was a cop, he was tardy to high school once. He clearly had this coming.

not knowing he was an officer

MISS ME WITH THAT. STOP FIRING WITHOUT SOME DAMN CONTEXT.

I wonder what excuse they are gonna have this time.

She goat scared

She goat scared

Probably gets better wifi out there than I do in the city. Mf.

She gotta chill holding playboi carti like that

Your little sister lives in a small mud hit village while you have acess to wifi?

Lmao she's adorable. Where my Somalis at thooo

Juke Joint Flow

Juke Joint Flow

Prohibition era little rascal buckwheat lookin ass

"Tell Nucky I ain't got all day"

Otay

As someone who looked like Stymie as a small child I resent your statement.

@vegans

@vegans

Tf who kills a cow to get the milk?

The article said "he," so apparently boy cows have to be slaughtered to get their milk because they don't have udders.

Sorry to bear the bad news, but if a "he" gave it to you, that white stuff ain't milk...

You won "find the vegan"! The reason dairy is related to slaughter of animals is because milk cows have their calves taken from them within the first 72 hours of being born. If it's a male, they get taken off and slaughtered for the veal industry. If the calf is female, she has the same fate as her mother. So, yes, male calves did die for that person's milk lol.

Edit: poor wording.

A smile a day brings happiness your way!

A smile a day brings happiness your way!

Always try to invite them to shit. They may never go but that one time they do, you might make their day/week/month.

If you get a no, its not personal. Depression or not, shit happens and thats alright.

Be good to eachother cause we are all we got.

I wish the people around me would do this, especially with all the shit I've been through this year. Its been an impossible year for me

IF ANY OF YOU MFs NEED TO TALK, NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON, OR A DICK TO RIDE ON girls only , DONT BE AFRAID TO HIM MY DMs. LOVE YALL😭😩💞

Edit: thank yall for the messages, fr. Made a niggas night🌺

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