AnimalsBeingJerks

Damn neighbour's cows are tearing the siding off our shed again!

Damn neighbour's cows are tearing the siding off our shed again!

"What the fuck are you going to do about it Fred"

They're trying to build their own shed, they don't have any other source of building material. They'll pay you back.

They hate that they have to do this but their need for a shed overpowers their need for a moral lifestyle

".....begrudgingly replace my siding"

You could spray them with something bitter (like the nintendo switch game cards)

PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Damn that is impressive how she managed to keep her composure enough to not bust her fucking head open.

Legs went out as a counter balance, core tightened, controlled dismount from the stool. I would have fallen straight back toppling the stool and my head would have been the first thing to make contact with the ground.

That rat earned a forever stay at the animal shelter.

Such a graceful fall

Gimme that shit bro.

I like how the thief bird does that free fall thing for a moment as he makes his escape!

this is cute and funny at the same time.

Nah. I've been around swans for a long time, and really unless you're a young child, you've got nothing to fear.

Warning: if you see a swan you should just leave. Don't stand there like an idiot watching it especially with food in your hand. Swans are scary and mean.

I have been attack my too many swans in my life to accept that.

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Snack time!

That paw usage is killing me

much better like this: http://imgur.com/o60VZm5

much better like this:

Especially because he just seems to bop it once to move it just a little bit closer.

This dog isn't being a jerk. Those muffins were intended for him. Why else would there be a camera set up right there?

Pavlov woke me up early to show off his kill.

Pavlov woke me up early to show off his kill.

So here I am, browsing Reddit and what do I find? My asshole cat generating sweet sweet karma for my roommate. I guess both of them are assholes.

I cleaned up his mess, so I get the Karma. I'm pretty sure I'd win in /sub/karmacourt

The cases are real. The points are fake.

THIS.

Is KARMA COURT.

He killed the cocaine fairy? Bad kitty!

Show me what did you did today?

Well as you can see, I had myself a blast

She is usually a very good girl, but I was away on vacation last week and my dog sitter sent me this video.  Apparently she just cried and stared out the window the entire time I was gone.

She is usually a very good girl, but I was away on vacation last week and my dog sitter sent me this video. Apparently she just

Haha no regret at all

He tried to act normal...

He tried to act normal...

This is the part of the survival instinct where the cat turns the cute on full power and just hopes you fall under the spell.

Good guy feline: jumps into garbage can instead of knocking it over and spilling crap everywhere.

....i think it's working

That happens on the escape.

You have enough fur in you kitty

You have enough fur in you kitty

I love the big sigh at the end

...and the irritated tail flicking...

That's when you know the dog is settling in for sleep or a big time nap. My dog does it every time he finds his comfortable spot and soon after is dogatose

The dog's getting revenge for her canine brethren at /sub/stolendogbeds.

My pup is kind of a jerk

My pup is kind of a jerk

Yep...it's a Husky. I thought ours was broken, but apparently they all do this. Pretty sure Husky translates to "Good Looking Asshole"

That look "oh were you filming? did you get that?"

That cat will even the score soon enough, and there will be no cameras for the event.

And I thought it was just a polite way for people to call me fat.

Pretzels with extra hair

Pretzels with extra hair

That cat has fucked up, but it's happy because it has pretzels.

I think I just found my spirit animal.

Bonsai kitty is real!

"This is not fucking fun John, get me out of there" Happily munch the Pretzel

Gotta love the guy in the background actively ignoring the entire situation.

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