I thought only marine iguanas could dive and swim like that, this blew my mind. Although it's hard to feel bad for your hilariously first-world problems.
The ultimate in first world problems.
Can you just get a little kiddie pool and put it next to your big pool with a sign that says FOR IGUANAS?
The warm water massaged his tummy and he just had to. I'm sure if he could, he would clean it up for you.
When my friend visited Australia some random bird landed on his shoulder and bit the huge mole he had on his neck clean off. Fucker just ate it and flew away.
That’s amazing. Maybe it took the mole back to its nest and raised it. Maybe your friend has a little baby brother mole clone out there somewhere.
Bird almost assuredly thought it was a parasite like a tick. It was doing him a favor and getting a meal at the same time.
Doesn't the bird know that's your job?
I love the little happy dance at the end. "Haha, dumb cat"
Probably because the owner laughed his ass off
Dog laugh. They do have a sense of humor. My German Shepherd used to prank me all the time. The one I have now settles for just sitting and staring at me as she knows it creeps me out, such a little minx.
Or it heard the internet laughing
Coporate management 101 ... fat cats fight over the spoils, kick the crap out of the little guy.
/sub/catslaps for all your slapping needs.
This is how I feel whenever my boss goes through something and has to take it out on me
Kitten: "oh man I'm gonna get blamed for this huh?"
Lol what a dick
The black fish is the across the street neighbor that always tries to mediate.
It's not in the top 50 moderoo.
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That is a bizarrely specific habit.
I had to read the title several times to make sure I wasn't reading it wrong. Please OP we need a video!
Jealously, my cat goes mad for attention when I'm on the phone, it's like I'm cheating on her or something
Yes a video please, it almost looks like the cat needs that in his mouth to possibly deal with the vibrations in her teeth from the sound. I mean, it does look agitated... maybe. Or it is playful...
At first I thought he was scaling a wall.
But most importantly, he belong
Aka, cats are dickheads!
Lovable, but dickheads.
that seems like a regular cat to me...
everyone knows cats do everything they can to climb as high as they can then push everything else up there off so they have the shelf all to themselves.
Why is it NSFW
Pelican at the back " Damn beat me to it"
His face is like "Why, look at that little shit!"
You can NOT make this stuff up!
Yo a turtle's mouth will fuck that paw up bad. Be careful kitty.
That kitten has clearly never seen the of a turtles mouth...
Because that's how you get the best view.
Turtles are known to be the biggest jerks. This is a cat with experience.