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First day back to work in 6 weeks. We've taken turns taking care of the baby at night. Didn't realize what happened until my alarm clock went off.

First day back to work in 6 weeks. We've taken turns taking care of the baby at night. Didn't realize what happened until my alarm clock went off.

My wife would get up every time with our infant daughter. On the weekend nights I would help since I didn't have to be up at 5am. Twice I woke up around 2-3am with my wife crying next to me, and baby crying in the other room. I asked what was wrong and she said, , "I just can't get her to sleep and I didn't want to wake you and I tried everything and I'm going crazy and I feel bad that you're awake now and I don't know what to do!" I laughed a little, gave her a hug, and told her to wake me before she goes crazy next time and went to spend a couple hours with my baby before work so my wife could sleep.

She has always been(and wanted to be) a stay at home mom, sometimes it just gets overwhelming. You've got a good one there.

Except for that scumbag baby, that is.

You have a good thing going there.

What the heck with the negative comments, it's a person doing a nice deed for their significant other. What a sweetheart.

I am ashamed to say I have done this more than once

I am ashamed to say I have done this more than once

hey its me ur hot food

Not a bad idea, I recall our mouths can take exposure to much higher temperatures

I grip it with my teeth and let it cool down a little more before letting it touch my tongue or lips.

I do the same and I gently blow, in and out.

I'm an idiot.

I'm an idiot.

The word "live" in the top text irritates me more than it should.

Do they get notifications about old comments? Could still be useful feedback for them. Don't sweat it, OP.

Twitch really needs to make the "vodcast" status more noticeable. Since im a veteran watcher, i know where it would be but its a prpoblem for newer viewrs to the site. RIP

Shoutout to /sub/keming.

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Seriously Netflix....its time they have their own category.

Seriously Netflix....its time they have their own category.

Here you go, have at it. Specific Netflix codes.

Their entire recommendation formula is fucked

I'm tired of watching dark dramas that are classified as comedies

50% of the category is stand ups. trying to find a comedy movie? enjoy filtering through every comedian known to man first.

Regarding Net Neutrality, Not Nearly Enough Politicians Seem To Get This.

Regarding Net Neutrality, Not Nearly Enough Politicians Seem To Get This.

As if a 60+ year old politician cares about the future.

They care about their future.

Economic growth? Psh, Comcast will give me $5 million tomorrow. Screw you citizens, I'm going to the bank.

Because all the politicians get huge donations from those five companies.

I don't teach English for a living and I see the exact opposite that you do. Anyone over the age of 40 at my workplace is dead set in their ways, refuse to accept any technological upgrades to their work or way of thinking, and are downright old codgers to the younger employees.

Anecdotes are anecdotes, and proof is in the political pudding. The era of boomers is leaving a horrid mark on the world, in almost every way imaginable.

Scumbag ISPs and their brilliant plans

Scumbag ISPs and their brilliant plans

what sickens me is that the bandwidth is already paid for on both ends.

I pay my ISP for the bandwidth that I use to access the sites and the website whose content I am accessing pays for the bandwidth on their side to deliver the data.

The ISP pays a long-haul carrier to transmit the data on the backbone but these fees are ALREADY BUILT INTO THE ACCESS FEES PAID FOR BY THE END USER ON BOTH ENDS.

It is truly sickening.

Yep the peering agreements. So they have 2 slices of the pie and want more. It also really sucks but due to their history it's clear that they won't spend a single penny of the new revenue actually improving the network.

Net neutrality is extremely important. For reasons like this.

What do you mean?

They're totally gonna come through on those promises they made when they took billions of taxpayer dollars, they just have to make sure the market is worth investing that money they already took, cause you know, the whole "needing broadband internet" thing is probably just a fad, and they've got these billions of dollars they don't want to blow on a fad.

I hate not knowing how much food is going to cost. And the $ - $$$ ratings don't help me.

I hate not knowing how much food is going to cost. And the $ - $$$ ratings don't help me.

Went to a restaurant with a $$ rating. Cheapest item on the menu? $35 steak

That's what I thought too, but we have a sushi burrito place nearby. They are labeled $$. The most expensive thing is $11. I was happy to see that.

It's really just an uncut sushi roll that's stuffed heavier than your average sushi. Nothing avant-garde about the concept, but some of the places that do it have gotten a bit experimental about the non-traditional sushi options.

It's a trend now and it'll be a series of closed restaurants in three years.

Why menus aren't a standard feature on Yelp surprises me. If anyone who reads this works at Yelp, make this happen.

I feel like George Costanza would do the same

I feel like George Costanza would do the same

it was actually Jerry who dated a MT in hopes of a massage.

Yeah there's an expression that the cobbler's children have no shoes. If you think she's rubbing gross sweaty people all day and then giving you one, good luck.

If you meet a masseuse or massage therapist don't ever even joke about free massages. What does work is saying you'll have to let me give you a massage so you can critique my style. Then ask when the last time was that someone gave her a massage.

There was also the episode where he dates the one girl to play with her toy collection. That shit was hilarious.

I am a massage therapist that specializes in deep tissue therapy. I have to ask my husband to let me give him a massage. I wish he would ask for a massage more often. His excuse for not asking is that he sees how hard I work all day and how beat I am when I get home that he feels bad asking. In reality, he is the one person that I would happily climb out of my death bed to massage.

Edit: OMG! Gilded for loving my hubby! Thank you kind stranger!

Had shoulder surgery. Insurance company denied the claim afterwards.

Had shoulder surgery. Insurance company denied the claim afterwards.

They are trained to say no as the first response. Keep after them.

Well that's not how insurance works. They would not have checked you into the hospital without telling you that you were pre authorized. That's the point of the insurance auth worker that makes you sign a bunch of paper work...

I read this on a "what's a shady thing your company does" here that said exactly thi

goddammit they got to him first

In 2000, A big scandal was that Al Gore suspended a campaign worker after they reportedly received Bush debate prep

In 2000, A big scandal was that Al Gore suspended a campaign worker after they reportedly received Bush debate prep

References

Suspended campaign worker

Worker who leaked tape got a years sentence

The difference was Al Gore was actually a politician

Ooh, someone who provides sources without being asked! Good job OP!

And Clinton wasn't when she got advance info during the debate against Sanders?

Try one of these subthreads