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When any drinking holiday falls on a Friday

When any drinking holiday falls on a Friday

I go to Missouri s&t and here its a whole week and classes get canceled for it

Well, I guess I better cut back on my drinking

Well, I guess I better cut back on my drinking

As a liquor store owner I hope you quit entirely. Watching people literally drink themselves to death is sad.

My asshole cat, ladies and gentlemen...

My asshole cat, ladies and gentlemen...

At least he covered it. When a cat doesn't cover their poop it can mean they're showing their dominance. I know this because I used to poop on my roommates bed and I never covered it.

Seeing the celeb leaks..

Seeing the celeb leaks..

So who's pics got leaked? You know, so I can avoid them, cause it's immoral and all. It'd be a real shame if Katy Perry's boobs got leaked.

As an introvert, I don't always admit this, but it's how I really feel...

As an introvert, I don't always admit this, but it's how I really feel...

Plus that thing you needed to clean up can now stay on the floor right where it is.

It was a nice bonus...I wasn't complaining!

It was a nice bonus...I wasn't complaining!

Totally thought this was about coffee. Since this is actually alcohol you are a saint not just a GGG.

God damn this was a good reversal of fortunes

God damn this was a good reversal of fortunes

Before I went into an interview I made sure to apply deodorant, it wasn't until I got back in my car I realized I had forgotten to do the 2 chest buttons back up and had likely been flashing chest at everyone the entire interview.

I didn't get the job.

The bars this weekend

The bars this weekend

For real. This weekend our local country themed bar is an Irish bar. The gay bar is an Irish bar. The hipster bar, the Mexican bar, hell even the Irish bar is an Irish bar!

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