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My asshole cat, ladies and gentlemen...

My asshole cat, ladies and gentlemen...

At least he covered it. When a cat doesn't cover their poop it can mean they're showing their dominance. I know this because I used to poop on my roommates bed and I never covered it.

The Republican question

The Republican question

Rand Paul was laughed off stage when he said this during the primaries.

When I don't understand a post

When I don't understand a post

This is a reference to the character The Count from the children's show Sesame Street. A friendly vampire who enjoys counting and teaching children about numbers.

So, people who didn't know this already please make this the top comment. (Ps sorry about your childhood)

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Well, I guess I better cut back on my drinking

Well, I guess I better cut back on my drinking

As a liquor store owner I hope you quit entirely. Watching people literally drink themselves to death is sad.

Seeing the celeb leaks..

Seeing the celeb leaks..

So who's pics got leaked? You know, so I can avoid them, cause it's immoral and all. It'd be a real shame if Katy Perry's boobs got leaked.

When any drinking holiday falls on a Friday

When any drinking holiday falls on a Friday

I go to Missouri s&t and here its a whole week and classes get canceled for it

The bars this weekend

The bars this weekend

For real. This weekend our local country themed bar is an Irish bar. The gay bar is an Irish bar. The hipster bar, the Mexican bar, hell even the Irish bar is an Irish bar!

When a student does no work all quarter, then wants a make up work packet 2 days before the quarter ends...

When a student does no work all quarter, then wants a make up work packet 2 days before the quarter ends...

My old man used to tell me "Dick, procrastination is a lot like masturbating - it feels good for a while, but at the end of the day you're just fucking yourself." Love you dad.

As an introvert, I don't always admit this, but it's how I really feel...

As an introvert, I don't always admit this, but it's how I really feel...

Plus that thing you needed to clean up can now stay on the floor right where it is.

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