At least he covered it. When a cat doesn't cover their poop it can mean they're showing their dominance. I know this because I used to poop on my roommates bed and I never covered it.
Rand Paul was laughed off stage when he said this during the primaries.
This is a reference to the character The Count from the children's show Sesame Street. A friendly vampire who enjoys counting and teaching children about numbers.
So, people who didn't know this already please make this the top comment. (Ps sorry about your childhood)
As a liquor store owner I hope you quit entirely. Watching people literally drink themselves to death is sad.
So who's pics got leaked? You know, so I can avoid them, cause it's immoral and all. It'd be a real shame if Katy Perry's boobs got leaked.
I go to Missouri s&t and here its a whole week and classes get canceled for it
For real. This weekend our local country themed bar is an Irish bar. The gay bar is an Irish bar. The hipster bar, the Mexican bar, hell even the Irish bar is an Irish bar!
My old man used to tell me "Dick, procrastination is a lot like masturbating - it feels good for a while, but at the end of the day you're just fucking yourself." Love you dad.
Plus that thing you needed to clean up can now stay on the floor right where it is.
OK son make your saving throw… Sorry you died.