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My shop manager with a puppy at work...

My shop manager with a puppy at work...

My dad used to get after my Dane when he was a puppy.

It took a fucking screaming match before he left my dog alone one time. Duke had diarrhea all over the kitchen floor while my parents and I were out at dinner. Who was supposed to be watching him? My brother who had passed out.

Now I know my dog will let you know when he needs to go out. He has woken me up from my sleep before to tell me he needed to go outside because his tummy was upset. So I knew this wasn't his fault and I had to scream at my dad for several minutes to get him to leave my dog alone (who was cowering behind me).

I don't know what it is with people blaming dogs for things they have no fucking control over.

"But he pooped in the house!!!!!!!"

Yeah! Because YOU didn't take responsibility as a puppy owner seriously! So it's YOUR fault and you should be smacking yourself on the nose or putting yourself in time out because you were a shitty pet parent. Are you going to stay a shitty pet parent? Probably not, but don't you dare blame things on the dog.

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Can someone please explain this to my liberal friends?

Can someone please explain this to my liberal friends?

I disliked both Trump and Buzzfeed long before this latest scandal broke, and I'm liberal.

We call it 'A Day Off'

We call it 'A Day Off'

Ours is a hall of famer. I have every intention of framing a picture of her playing on her phone. So later, after she gets fired, as we recount all of the dumb shit she did, newcomers will have a face to put with the stories.

'who is this you are talking about again? '

'that dumb bitch right there.' *point to picture

Sometimes we just need to double check.

Sometimes we just need to double check.

What he was referring to was how the news is putting out unsubstantiated claims as factual news. MSM outlets are all about ratings, and this "Fake News" a la Buzzfeed being picked up and ran with is the exact thing he was referring to.

Nazi Germany did the same thing, with biased fake news to swing the populaces' favour. They really need to stop calling it "fake news" and call it what it really is. Propaganda. Propaganda for the sake of getting ratings and therefore, more money.

All media outlets are now The Enquirer. I sure hope they run a new piece on Bat Boy.

Monopoly will let the internet vote to replace all of the board game's classic tokens

Monopoly will let the internet vote to replace all of the board game's classic tokens
Boaty McBoatface Harambe Horse Mask Bugatti Veyron smartphone Pharell Hat narwhal bacon

ETA: SNOOOOOO!

Had to be a $150 check, easy.

Had to be a $150 check, easy.
Story from the OP:


I signed up for Tinder, just to see what would happen. A few hours later, I got "superliked," which is apparently better than "liked". We talked for a few days, she seemed super cool. I suggested a date, and she insisted on it being dinner. Cool.
We met up tonight at a restaurant I'd picked out. She didn't look at me, wore sweatpants, and immediately ordered an $13 appetizer. Okay, not a dealbreaker. I tried starting a conversation a few times, but she only gave one word answers. Then, she orders a $25 steak and $22 crab legs. She drank 4 $9 glasses of wine. I got the steak, and a few drinks myself. Right about the time our main course(s) arrived, I'd pretty much given up. She talked more to the waiter.
As we were finishing, I excused myself and went to the restroom. While I was in there, a light bulb went off.
I left the bathroom, headed out the door, got in my car, and drove home. Now, here I am. She messaged me a few times, called me a "fucker" about twelve times. Eh.

Story from the

I signed up for Tinder, just to see what would happen. A few hours later, I got "superliked," which is apparently better than "liked". We talked for a few days, she seemed super cool. I suggested a date, and she insisted on it being dinner. Cool. We met up tonight at a restaurant I'd picked out. She didn't look at me, wore sweatpants, and immediately ordered an $13 appetizer. Okay, not a dealbreaker. I tried starting a conversation a few times, but she only gave one word answers. Then, she orders a $25 steak and $22 crab legs. She drank 4 $9 glasses of wine. I got the steak, and a few drinks myself. Right about the time our main course(s) arrived, I'd pretty much given up. She talked more to the waiter. As we were finishing, I excused myself and went to the restroom. While I was in there, a light bulb went off. I left the bathroom, headed out the door, got in my car, and drove home. Now, here I am. She messaged me a few times, called me a "fucker" about twelve times. Eh.

Hollywood and politics

Hollywood and politics

I feel like this should be a Kermit meme. But that's none of my business

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