2meirl4meirl

2meirl4meirl

2meirl4meirl
My other comment didn't post I guess, but here ya go.

My other comment didn't post I guess,

Updooted

Being cool in the first place

/sub/absolutelynotme_irl

i'm still cool

/sub/absolutelynotmeirl

2meirl4meirl

2meirl4meirl

I'm waiting for death

I consider death a friend.

1st: "I'm waiting on my friend".

2nd: "I want a friend."

I wish he visited more often then

2meirl4meirl

2meirl4meirl

Is there an "exit to main menu" option?

Wasn't supposed to make it past 25

Yeah, I'm planning on just quitting the game

Right now, I just want to graduate. After that, I hope I get run over or something. Otherwise I'll be even more lost than I already am.

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2meirl4meirl

2meirl4meirl

Enjoy your meal sir

You too!

😂🔫

Not only that, every time I have to say something and haven't rehearsed it yet, it's horrible

Not only that,everything is horrible

FTFY

being outside my house

/sub/absolutelynotmeirl

2meirl4meirl

2meirl4meirl

too deep bro. too fucking deep.

Too real, just fucking kill me.

Hahaha

It isn't 2merirl4meirl for nothing after all

tfw haven't had a crush in years because you just won't let yourself even imagine a version of yourself worthy of love.

2meirl4meirl

2meirl4meirl

What a beautiful tree... to hang myself from!

It's used almost exclusively ironically.

Alright, where did "hecking" come from? I've been seeing it around all over the place, mostly on tumblr related things.

/sub/sneks

2meirl4meirl

2meirl4meirl

You left out the part where you are 28, still not dead, and hate yourself for having that be on the list of things you STILL haven't done!

I mean, me too, thanks. Haha

Then you get past 20 and you never actually kill yourself, so you wake up every morning, put on your shoes, make a shitty reply on some depressing subreddit, then go pretend you'll actually do useful things today.

Fixed

I see '89 reporting in!

2meirl4meirl

2meirl4meirl

lol

If you read it faster, less cells will have died in the time it took you to read the sentence /r/absolutelynot2meirl4meirl

I think the joke is interpreting the image to mean that by reading that specific sentence, you're killing 50 million cells each time. So, read faster so you can read that sentence over and over more times.

Kinda like the "Every time I clap my hands, a child dies of starvation" "Stop fucking clapping then!" joke.

haha

2meirl4meirl

2meirl4meirl

Not understanding when it's not the right time to say something

Me irl

Writing a suicide note? Me_irl

Being so socially inept I can only correct minor mistakes and not engage meaningfully with anyone? 2meirl4meirl

Misspelling? Absolutelynotmeirl

The funny thing is, both of them would be meirl.

Yea I take my English very seirously

2meirl4meirl

2meirl4meirl

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

I don't remember what comes after that line but I wanna die

At first I thought you had the wrong sub

Spare him the fright from this monstrosity!

Try one of these subthreads