My sexual performance was never field tested. I don't really know.
I already did by masturbating to her
not only sexually but also financially, the 2 most important things to people, oh boy... i know i can't change it and i'm okay with the fact that i will be a lonely miserable fuck for a while
It is I.
Me, myself and I.
I would have reported that to my local municipality to clean it up so as the children don't lock eyes with a message they don't understand.
Is this a painting or what?
Lifehack: put a tissue between your face and your pillow to soak up tears
Crying is too healthy, it provides a release of emotions. Bottle up your emotions instead, or just become so depressed that you don't feel anything anymore.
Btw keep answering please I have no one to talk to
Yea I bottle up my emotions all the time my man but I still cry a ton. Mostly because I'm worthless garbage haha meme
I can't hold a conversation.
Most of Bojack Horseman is 2meirl4meirl.
If you have what most people consider to be a good situation, and you are still empty and miserable, then your outlook can become even more hopeless. For you, you can say "well if I were rich I could focus on my problems." For him, it's "I'm rich and I still have these terrible feelings, wtf."
(I've never seen the show btw, just commenting on what you said.)
I could never relate to it because yeah he has problems. But he's also rich and can focus on those problems.
You really should watch it; it's really very good.
Every day of my life.
Yet they still judge you for being quiet, like you’re crazy or something...
I mean them saying shit like that only makes it more awkward. But yes, thats my fucking life...
Never have I found something so relatable in my entire life.
This is funny because if you’re using duck duck go, you’re already dead inside.
Don't let duck go-go!
Duck duck go kill yourself.
Not sure if you're being serious or not but in case you are; duck duck go actually gives you tips while the others only try to prevent.
If you're not serious I'll go ahead and cry in a corner for explaining a joke
This is genius
at least you have a creative mind and made something more relatable.
I’m proud of you, OP.
Sounds like a rich full day to me
I was once a child also. It seems me and him have something in common
Finally I might be able to make a friend! They always say that you should look for someone who has stuff in common with you
Upvoted. Still alive.
I would like a refund, please.
MAY BE SUBJECT TO LAG LASTING ABOUT 60-80 BUSINESS YEARS
Shouldn't smoking kill you earlier?
Why didn't I die? Can I not even upvote correctly?
Trust nobody, not even yourself