My other comment didn't post I guess,
Being cool in the first place
i'm still cool
I'm waiting for death
I consider death a friend.
1st: "I'm waiting on my friend".
2nd: "I want a friend."
I wish he visited more often then
Is there an "exit to main menu" option?
Wasn't supposed to make it past 25
Yeah, I'm planning on just quitting the game
Right now, I just want to graduate. After that, I hope I get run over or something. Otherwise I'll be even more lost than I already am.
Enjoy your meal sir
Not only that, every time I have to say something and haven't rehearsed it yet, it's horrible
Not only that,everything is horrible
being outside my house
too deep bro. too fucking deep.
Too real, just fucking kill me.
It isn't 2merirl4meirl for nothing after all
tfw haven't had a crush in years because you just won't let yourself even imagine a version of yourself worthy of love.
What a beautiful tree... to hang myself from!
It's used almost exclusively ironically.
Alright, where did "hecking" come from? I've been seeing it around all over the place, mostly on tumblr related things.
You left out the part where you are 28, still not dead, and hate yourself for having that be on the list of things you STILL haven't done!
I mean, me too, thanks. Haha
Then you get past 20 and you never actually kill yourself, so you wake up every morning, put on your shoes, make a shitty reply on some depressing subreddit, then go pretend you'll actually do useful things today.
I see '89 reporting in!
If you read it faster, less cells will have died in the time it took you to read the sentence /r/absolutelynot2meirl4meirl
I think the joke is interpreting the image to mean that by reading that specific sentence, you're killing 50 million cells each time. So, read faster so you can read that sentence over and over more times.
Kinda like the "Every time I clap my hands, a child dies of starvation" "Stop fucking clapping then!" joke.
Not understanding when it's not the right time to say something
Writing a suicide note? Me_irl
Being so socially inept I can only correct minor mistakes and not engage meaningfully with anyone? 2meirl4meirl
The funny thing is, both of them would be meirl.
Yea I take my English very seirously
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
I don't remember what comes after that line but I wanna die
At first I thought you had the wrong sub
Spare him the fright from this monstrosity!