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Laugh at memes

die instantly

If that whole dieing 30 years early due to booze is true I'm probably only going to be alive for another 3.5.

Which memes

WHICH FUCKING MEMES

If you really died 30 years early from drinking alcohol daily france's average lifespan would be 30 years

That's totally not what my self deprecating humor is for!!!

There's only like 7 comments and nobody has responded to each other's comments.

Keeping it anti-social, are we?

Well, me too.

Oh no, you've responded to me.

sweats

So relatable it's leaving people speechless

I only work twice a week so this is life

Do you work two days, or are you just that lazy of a shit you take a siesta on your ONE DAY OF WORK?!

But sometimes all you want to do on your day off is nothing fucking die

FTFY

But sometimes all you want to do on your day off is nothing

at least you have a job

at least you can sleep at night :/

You gotta do what I do when I like a girl. Never ever tell them or show any signs that you're interested. Been doing it for years, never been rejected

At least you have a bed :(

Meme within a meme

Wow your Mom is brutal.

What she means is a guy like him but physically attractive.

Memeception

unblocks ur notifications inbox

are you calling my mom a reindeer

edit: can you give me more facts about my mother i never met her

what was her name

editte: PLEASE

Reindeer

It looks like you're interested in everybody's favorite mammal! Did you know that Reindeers can give birth to any animal up to 5x their size?!

I'm a bot. Think I've made a mistake? Let me know!

o god! you have no idea how much i can relate to this. like goddamn someone please text me

I wish I could get rid of it haha

If I got rid of my depression I'd literally have nothing

I would sell the shit outta my depression. Hell I'd give it away for free if I could.

Press f12 to take a screenshot

True, the deep web is amazing, but seriously, what button? Asking for a friend.

Tbh all the hit men services are fake and broken or honey pots set up by government.

That's a disappointment

For real?

That's a pretty nice save, actually.

/sub/absolutelynotme_irl

Next message:

"I thought I told you I had a bf before"

Someone texting me and asking about my personal feelings ... /sub/absolutelynotme_irl

what a good rhyme

I protecc

I attacc

But most importantly

I downvote these fucking memes

You rhymed attacc with attacc

shouldn't this be: "i protecc i prozac but most importantly i hav anxiety attacc"

Also these memes are fucking g a r b a g e