Willimantic Man Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Dead Woman

Willimantic Man Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Dead Woman
Willimantic Man Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Dead Woman

Nothing like cracking open a cold one after a long day of work.

Without the internet, I couldn't hear about stuff like this while I take shits at work.

What a glorious invention

Ahh, Willirico on the front page. Refreshing.

Just another day in paradise/Heroin Town USA.

Aaron stated he knew the victim hated having sex with him so he figured that the victim might wake up if he had sex with her.

You don’t say...

Edit: oh, he has a go fund me for her funeral/drug money. Lovely. No money raised yet though.

Probably one the darkest jokes I’ve ever laughed at. Good one

I’m guessing hashtag metoo would be inappropriate.

Dead cold, actually.

If you're in the USA it's not up to them, it's your choice legally

He coulda just married my ex-wife

Would you like to see your recently deceased family member fucked? Probably not.