When you never verify anything because you're FAKE NEWS

When you never verify anything because you're FAKE NEWS

Did... did /pol/ really invent this rumor?

EDITING SINCE I'M THE TOP POST: It's real. They really did it. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329

TROLL LEVEL: KINDA FUCKING TERRIFYING, ACTUALLY

I fucking KNEW pol was behind this. It read too much like something off a message board.

10/10 trolling, lads. Well done.

So let me get this straight... Trump partook in "golden showers" and watched Japanime in Russia with prostitutes... Russia then blackmailed Trump, not by asking for money or influence in his business deals, but by forcing him to run for president against all odds and win?

Edit: Japanimation partying was just a shitpost

This was one of the "accounts" in it:

According to Source D, where s/he had been present, TRUMP's (perverted) conduct in Moscow included hiring the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel, where he knew President and Mrs OBAMA (whom he hated) had stayed on one of their official trips to Russia, and defiling the bed where they had slept by employing a number of prostitutes to perform a 'golden showers' (urination) show in front of him. The hotel was known to be under FSB control with microphones and concealed cameras in all the main rooms to record anything they wanted to.

KEK this has /pol all over it.

Edit: found the file. Enjoy. https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

Redacted is eating this report up. This might be the greatest Troll ever

Added bonus: CIA discredited into oblivion.

Assange wasn't kidding when he said it's laughable

So let me get this straight... an anonymous person working for the dnc gets information from an anonymous source that tells him Russia has blackmail on him... ? Complete garbage. More fake mother fucking news.

Fucking megathread on it hahahaha this is almost as good as hillary losing the election. Literally all intelligence agencies have their credibility shot and fake news is pushed by all major news agencies  

edit: guy who made the document
https://archive.fo/pR262
https://sli.mg/70weMT  

buzzfeed on life support
https://i.sli.mg/z3S79N.png
https://i.sli.mg/6PkW0F.png

Fucking megathread on it hahahaha this is almost as good as hillary losing the election. Literally all intelligence agencies have their credibility shot and fake news is pushed by all major news agencies

edit: guy who made the document https://archive.fo/pR262

buzzfeed on life support https://i.sli.mg/z3S79N.png https://i.sli.mg/6PkW0F.png

Yes. Very logical of course.

It is real.

/pol/ just permanently discredited CNN, Buzzfeed and the CIA.

Tell this story whenever someone uses them as a source.

It's so amused. I'm laughing so fucking hard right now. 

SPEZ: Has CNN picked this up?  Someone archive this for me.  I have no idea how lol.  http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/index.html

SPEZ 2: Wilson proof: http://www.sli.mg/wWcFX0

SPEZ 3: https://sli.mg/VDewVw

SPEZ 4: https://sli.mg/xZjbwd

SPEZ 5: https://sli.mg/kmJNPg

SPEZ 6: https://sli.mg/e2Ggfx

SPEZ 7: https://sli.mg/csfbSH

SPEZ 8: https://sli.mg/4PwkHb

SPEZ 9: https://sli.mg/z1x891

SPEZ 10: https://sli.mg/DJICDC

It's so amused. I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.

SPEZ: Has CNN picked this up? Someone archive this for me. I have no idea how lol. http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/index.html

SPEZ 2: Wilson proof:

SPEZ 3: https://sli.mg/VDewVw

SPEZ 4: https://sli.mg/xZjbwd

SPEZ 5: https://sli.mg/kmJNPg

SPEZ 6: https://sli.mg/e2Ggfx

SPEZ 7: https://sli.mg/csfbSH

SPEZ 8: https://sli.mg/4PwkHb

SPEZ 9: https://sli.mg/z1x891

SPEZ 10: https://sli.mg/DJICDC

I did some digging, and it's looking more plausible by the second.

For example: https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329

Holy shit that's where it came from? I was reading it from the supposed dossier:

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

and I was like "this is bad even by CNN standards". /pol/ made it up? fucking gold tier.

Praise kek for his bountiful gifts.

edit:

IT'S FUCKING REAL PRAISE KEK https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329

If anyone ever asks why Trump wants to update defamation laws in regards to public figures, this is the story we point to.

This might be pol's best work.

The shit was still ten times more convincing than the WMD evidence.

MSM: Did you really get people to urinate on president 0bama's bed?

Trump: No but I wish I did.

Rick Wilson is an extremely stupid GOP Establishment/Never Trump guy who worked on the Rubio campaign. He famously talked about people who jack off to cartoons on live TV, if I remember right.

Anti-Trumpers are eating it up and saying "I knew this about him all along" etc, etc omg this is so hilarious!!

Makes sense if you don't think about it.

THE FRONT PAGE OF CNN RIGHT NOW, FUCKING LOL

Don't worry, our new directors in the Intelligence committees appointed by Trump will get rid of these scums.

Oh sweet baby Jesus.

17 intelligence agencies are highly confident of this.

Only problem is 80% of the country will think this is true permanently , even if it's discredited in a few days...

The power of weaponized autism. Can you imagine them trying to pull that WMD shit today? The autists would have it dissected and discredited within the hour. Crazy times we live where we are the ones trolling the CIA.

That's the craziest part.

If buzzfeed reported this and it was immediately debunked as a pol joke that'd be great

But.....but.....the CIA actually seems to believe it?

Wtf? Is the government that retarded?

They're the same. CNN only posted two pages, buzzfeed blew it wide open by posting the whole thing. A piss poor roll out to be sure. Buzzfeed wet the bed by publishing the entire 'dossier' thus taking a leak on the two page slow leak CNN was banking on.

Buzzfeed really flushed the toilet on this one. CNN had a golden opportunity to shower the media landscape with this light trickle for days and now, because buzzfeed couldn't wait for the shake, they've not only discredited CNN, but also CBS, Et al;

how long until you reckon they realize its all fake? or will they deny it until death?

i've emailed every news agency correction address i could find. They just dug their own grave. now trump will trust intelligence agencies even less.

It's real.

CNN ran with an unverified, bullshit document created by /pol/ for the lulz because it bashed Trump.

They've already deleted all the threads and put them in a containment sticky. They know its fake, they're just trying to save face now.

/pol/ should replace all the 3 letter agencies.

>be me

>be real estate mogul

I actually want this all to end, this insanity at our highest level of government is simply not sustainable. Can we make it just ten more days?

Biggest Scandal since watergate according to the cucks. Little do they know they are getting trolled so hard. 2017 is gonna be epic.

So they took what I told Rick Wilson and added a Russian spy angle to it.

They still believe it. Guys, they're truly fucking desperate - there's no remaining Trump scandal that's credible.

FUCKING L O L

ARCHIVE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING BEFORE THEY REDACT IT
Cuckfeed post: http://archive.is/Mi8IA

https://i.sli.mg/HDRMLJ.png

While it's still up: https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedBen/status/818978955965464580

Cuckfeed post: http://archive.is/Mi8IA

While it's still up: https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedBen/status/818978955965464580

Holy shit. /pol/ came into my room to bring me a masterful fucking troll and I literally screamed with mirth as I archived everything. /pol/ started giggling uncontrollably and I slammed the door on it. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to /pol/ but I'm literally in shock from the happening tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America outclassed by fucking 400 pound hackers? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want /pol to be the new CIA and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought CIA was a reputable agency???? This is so fucked.

It's only the beginning, I'm afraid. When you drain the swamp, you get to see the muck at the bottom.

>casually win the Presidency of the United States of America

That's some nimble navigating. Our government is officially retarded.

This logic makes no sense. So they are going to blackmail Trump with this information, so every 'news' agency reports it before they can use it?

So... now the blackmail they had is useless. Top kek

Check m8

Sweet Jesus, what is this timeline.....

I'd say we're fucked if we have to go up against /pol/

Dear random 4chan user, I hope you have proof you sent this email to this guy.

If you kill Buzzfeed and take CNN out of the White House, you will forever be heroes.

Assange commented on this or foretold it?

I'M LITERALLY SHAKING!!! If this turns out to be a 4chan fan fiction....I will have to call off work because I won't be able to stop laughing. Please God let this be true

>casually hire prostitutes to piss in the bed of the current POTUS and first lady overseas.

Our presumption is to be transparent in our journalism and to share what we have with our readers

Put another way,

We publish stories whether or not we can be reasonably sure they're true

Please be real, please be real, please be real.

They had an hour of joy where they thought it was real. We banned many shills over the last 45 minutes with all sorts of gloating. I cannot wait until the realization dawns that they got cucked by /pol/.

It's the only 3 letter agency that is never wrong.

Their finest hour.

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

That headline makes a lot more sense now. It's probably true, it just needs a little bit added on to it.

"Intel chiefs presented Trump with claims of Russian efforts to compromise him and Trump pissed himself laughing at their ineptitude."

Or don't understand English.

Some libtard freaked out on me the other day worrying that Trump was going to erode free speech yet he loves Obama despite of all the NSA spying and fake news Orwellian shit

I remember him making a comment about this last September or October

Link?? Would need to see some postings from before the news broke

Edit: I see you edited your post. That's not proofy enough for verification

Same here. I read it out loud to a friend and I'm fucken Tucker belly laughing through this.

On behalf of others like me who have never heard of this rumour, can someone please tell us if this is real?

I can't stop laughing at the report. It's like reading "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" from South Park.

I want this to be real so bad. 100% chance of fanfiction though.

If there's one thing the internet has taught me, it's that there are plenty of beautiful eastern european women who will pee on each other for money.

LINK TO BUZZFEED ARTICLE AND RELATED INTEL REPORT:

http://archive.is/CVbCl

Buzzfeed states:


The document was prepared for political opponents of Trump by a person who is understood to be a former British intelligence agent. It is not just unconfirmed: It includes some clear errors. The report misspells the name of one company, “Alpha Group,” throughout. It is Alfa Group. The report says the settlement of Barvikha, outside Moscow, is “reserved for the residences of the top leadership and their close associates.” It is not reserved for anyone, and it is also populated by the very wealthy.


Note within imbedded intel document (direct link, archive) 3rd highlighted section:


"Fomer top Russian intel officer...[Trump's] conduct in Moscow has included perverted sexual acts which have been arranged/monitored by the FSB"


Picture link to all 4chan anon posts

Source links to applicable archive posts from 4chan user:

http://archive.is/aR2D9#selection-34703.0-34807.114  :


So they took what I told Rick Wilson and added a Russian spy angle to it.

They still believe it. Guys, they're truly fucking desperate - there's no remaining Trump scandal that's credible.




http://archive.is/aR2D9#selection-41531.0-41619.52  :


Because I told them the source was the GOP coup. I never even hinted at where they had gotten from.

The Russian spy shit is 100% organic extra layered bullshit they themselves thought up.

I still can't believe how retarded these people are.




http://archive.is/aR2D9#selection-46927.0-47013.151  :


I'll spill the beans if they start covering their tracks or on Nov 7th when I plan to switch my sockpuppet account from pro-Clinton to pro-Trump.

It's surreal. Started as a revenge plot at work, mostly a joke months ago. What amazes me is how many bot accounts follow pro-Clinton yiddler accounts.




http://archive.is/aR2D9#selection-54265.0-54329.82  :


I'll be using this as my profile pic come Nov 7th.

If anybody can add a transparent rick wilson crying over it I'll use that instead.
LINK TO BUZZFEED ARTICLE AND RELATED INTEL REPORT:

http://archive.is/CVbCl

Buzzfeed states:

The document was prepared for political opponents of Trump by a person who is understood to be a former British intelligence agent. It is not just unconfirmed: It includes some clear errors. The report misspells the name of one company, “Alpha Group,” throughout. It is Alfa Group. The report says the settlement of Barvikha, outside Moscow, is “reserved for the residences of the top leadership and their close associates.” It is not reserved for anyone, and it is also populated by the very wealthy.

Note within imbedded intel document (direct link, archive) 3rd highlighted section:

"Fomer top Russian intel officer...[Trump's] conduct in Moscow has included perverted sexual acts which have been arranged/monitored by the FSB"

Source links to applicable archive posts from 4chan user:

http://archive.is/aR2D9#selection-34703.0-34807.114 :

So they took what I told Rick Wilson and added a Russian spy angle to it.

They still believe it. Guys, they're truly fucking desperate - there's no remaining Trump scandal that's credible.

http://archive.is/aR2D9#selection-41531.0-41619.52 :

Because I told them the source was the GOP coup. I never even hinted at where they had gotten from.

The Russian spy shit is 100% organic extra layered bullshit they themselves thought up.

I still can't believe how retarded these people are.

http://archive.is/aR2D9#selection-46927.0-47013.151 :

I'll spill the beans if they start covering their tracks or on Nov 7th when I plan to switch my sockpuppet account from pro-Clinton to pro-Trump.

It's surreal. Started as a revenge plot at work, mostly a joke months ago. What amazes me is how many bot accounts follow pro-Clinton yiddler accounts.

http://archive.is/aR2D9#selection-54265.0-54329.82 :

I'll be using this as my profile pic come Nov 7th.

If anybody can add a transparent rick wilson crying over it I'll use that instead.

This should be higher. Don't laugh yet, pedes. /pol/ may have created something they can't control

Holy shit. They really want to own the term "fake news." I didn't think their integrity could sink any lower, but there you have it.

Or you are a desperate liberal.

Saddest words of tongue and pen: /pol/ was right again

I was wondering why it was hovering at 1-2 instead of my usual -8 to -10... thank you.

What a champ that man is.

I did not hire prostitutes to piss on Obama's bed, but I wish that I had. Watching that mattress get drenched in a golden pond would give me more relief than a THOUSAND acid washed emails.

Has /pol/ gone too far?

>be my sides

>be proof of Trump's space program as I rocket past the Kuiper belt

lol I just got done upvoting your comment on the politics thread about it!

CNN reported that Senator John McCain personally delivered a copy of the document to FBI Director James Comey on December 9th.

hahahaha

Kek will provide

Golden showers bring May flowers?

It's /pol/, alright

are you kidding? CNN was the FIRST to pick it up!

They definitely earned their badges this time.

They definitely earned their this time.

Can confirm. Source: I'm laughing.

Seriously what a fucking hilarious thing to do.

This report is so obviously fake it hurts. Anyone with any experience with intelligence reports will tell you how painfully clear this is a terrible forgery.

Margins off. Numbering in a report?! Non technical writing, way too verbose. No source. And so many many many more errors.

But the most easily seen without knowing anything about reporting is that the CLASSIFICATION labels are inconsistent and left COMPLETELY OFF some pages!

If you were wondering if you were watching #fakenews...

wow @ that twitter update.

Couldn't this be considered defamation of character? Surely there's some law that says you can't openly slander people and state false truths in order to destroy an individual's reputation?

Can someone help me out ELI5 style. How do we know for sure that the story that broke on CNN is about golden showers? I trust you all 100% more than MSM but know that I'm gonna have to explain this to my fucktard liberal friends and I just can't seem to connect the dots.

Thanks in advance

holy shit, i thought after the election they'd give up and move on to talking about more normal things

like 90% of the front page is anti-trump stories... LOL

feelssofuckinggoodman.jpg

PRAISE KEK

Oligarchs? Illuminati? Reptilians? Nah. /pol/ controls the world.

This story seems right up there with Pepe as a white supremacist symbol in that pol is trolling the left and MSM, and they don't seem to understand that's what's happening. Truly the left needs to see that the maximum "stand for nothing, fall for anything," applies to them.

If I were about to become potus...ooohh.. not going to end well for them fake news.. whew..THE CIA IS INCOMPETENT

Japanimation films which depict sex acts

Ohh my sides. Doesn't anyone on Buzzfeed know how to use the internet? This is fucking classic 4chan.

CNN hires Michael Scott as investigative journalist

Confirmed: we are living in the dankest timeline.

THIS IS

almost certainly the guy who created that document.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/106514445/#106520376

Please don't even think about posting.

Omg can we get this to /sub/politics last I checked there were over 10K upvotes with a bunch of happy HC supporters to have some dirt on Trump. BUT THEY GOT TROLLED FUCKING HARD

I FOUND THE FILE!

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

It literally mentions japanese hentai. Of course they made it.

I can't believe people are taking this seriously. We've officially gone way off the rails, just when I thought talking about "the size of hands and other things..." was as crazy as it could get....