When you accidentally pause the screenshot tool just right.. [Shadow of War]

Boy the new Shrek movie sure is looking good

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

NOW A TROLL IS FORCING ME TO GIVE HEAAAAD

MIDDLE EARTH WAS GONNA ROLL ME

HE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HIS FINGER AND HIS THUMB....

SO MUCH TO CHEW, SO MUCH TO SEE, SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS DICK IN MY BUTTCHEEKS?

MISSED MY MOUTH, NOW EVERYWHERE CUMS RUNNING

And, THEY DONT STOP CUMMING, AND THEY DONT STOP CUMMING

IN SHAPE OF SARUMAN’S HAND ON HIS FORE-HEAD

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR CUM, ITS DICK IS HARD BUT MY HEAD FEELS NUMB

It's all ogre now

Reminds me of this.

What the actual fuck?

Is that Harvey Weinstein?

HEY NOW, You're an Orc Star

Have you not heard of the love of Shrek?

GET YOUR GAME ON!

That's one of the shaming animations I hadn't seen yet.

Okay that's enough internet for today..

SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE, SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STREETS?

Pt. 2

While we're at it... !

The things you have to do to pay for those loot boxes...

Pt. 3

No no no, you can't leave yet! You still need to watch !

https://i.imgur.com/FyqaCDp.png

It was up until this point that I realized what song it was...

and what song it definitely was not.

I was reading the threads in the tune of "Somebody Told Me" by the Killers

It's uncanny

I feel like you're my new favorite artist

The first person saying Shrek should have given it away.

It's great. Basic gameplay has stayed the same, but everything has gotten deeper.

Orcs are parts of tribes now, depending on which tribe they're in they look different. Orcs of the feral tribe for example wear hides, pelts, etc.

Captains are way more unique now. In around 10-12 hours of gameplay so far, I haven't heard a voice line twice. Voice lines now also mention the names or looks of the captain. I met a captain called the Skinner, and he told me in detail how he was going to treat my skin and wear it. Another captain called the Glutton told me how I was a delicacy.

Nemesis system has gotten much deeper aswell. In Shadow of Mordor all you could do with capfmtains is kill them, let them flee, brand them or let them kill you. There are much more events and interactions between the captains and you, which I'm not going to spoil because it's always amazing seeing a new event for the first time.

If you liked the first game you're going to like/love the second. It's more of the same but bigger, better, deeper.

Well, here we are, at the end of all things. This journey was amazing. I'm proud to have endured this with you all.

I'll tell ya man, it's a slippery slope. You think it's okay every now and again to shell out some cash for a new bow or an awesome orc to add to your army, but then one orc becomes five or ten and before you know it you're blowing Gwar the Well Endowed because you just HAVE to have that new glowing blade.

Orc is love, orc is life.

NSFW

Hey now, you're a porn star, get your show on, get laid

Needs more bathrobe.

IN THE SHAPE OF AN L IN MY BUTTHOLE

ogre.

Its not ogre. Its never

That's some thought out camera work, I appreciate that OP

Wen u nut and he still succ

Pt.4

Its not ogre. Its never ogre.

"Accidentally"

We all know you were just trying to get some material for the gay ogre-human domination porn community. Admit it OP!

Yes

/sub/shestillsucking

up voted solely because you put the name in the title. ty

This one was produced by Harvey Weinstein

It's a happy hug.

I hate to be the one to ruin it.

But that's not an orc. That's a troll.

And you should stop drop and roll.

That song is legit a childhood classic if you grew up around Shrek.

God i love Shadow of War!

Without spoilers would you say it’s holding up to the first? I got Mordor game of the year on a 10 dollar sale and love it.

It’s much more deep than the first. I’m lovin’ it.

Smash Mouths careers was already dead by the time Shrek came out

I've lived under a rock for many years

I don't think I've ever actually seen Shrek

Lootboxes are just a side thing to get a few extra orcs or some bonus gear. You get the coins for the basic ones by playing the game but as far as I can see they really aren't worth it. The game doesn't even mention them or push you to them in any way. Some people have mentioned a huge grind at the end for the "true ending" that can be circumvented with loot boxes. Personally, I haven't gotten to that point yet to see if it's really that bad or just more circlejerking.

With a happy ending.

I guess the new Ring of Power that Talion & Celebrimbor are trying to forge will be a troll-sized cock ring.

Risky click of the day

Harvey Weinstein the Forceful.

No, this is the leaked photo of Harvey

No,

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life ORIGINAL

420 views

Oh fuck

When you bust a nut and she keeps sucking. No NSFW Content.

Hahaha

Gwar the Well Endowed

Not all of Gwar, just Oderus (nsfw). RIP Dave.

Shrek is what infamously caused Smash-Mouth's career to be ruined :P

I had to comment this, knowing unfortunately that i ruined the comment number of "420" which i hoped would stay :(

Shrek is a pretty iconic movie and that song plays in the opening scene.

Well, I'll never look at Ellis the same way again... No wonder he always goes for the boomer goo.

How young must OP be

I'm 15+ hours in already without buying a single loot box and to be honest I completely forgot they're even in the game. I've never felt behind the curve at all and the game barely even mentions that they exist. They really just feel like they're there for people who want to spend money without really having to

we are at the point that we are asking for more

Shrek molested you as well?

I'm going to hop in the shower. Drink water.

So young and innocent. He's ruined now.

Stahp. Please, stahp

No, the guy is sucking that troll's huge troll penis. Don't you get it?

Because that's a video someone stole and reuploaded.

Honestly I don't know why that isn't a requirement by this point. Either flare or in the title.

It's hard to show stuff from games without showing stuff from the game.

Loot box shit be damned. I want my orc army and wise cracking troll buddy.

Time to make a purchase.

Yes.

Also whatever this is

Bonus: Here's a Trump version

You haven't missed much.

I loved the first game. I've been hearing about lootboxes or something? Are they necessary or just for skins etc? I couldn't care less about skins or w/e so if that's all they are, I can get this game and just not buy the boxes.

Your parents lied to you.

Harvey Weinstein caught in the act, colorized (2017)

There's never enough Shrek. You should have been around while Shrekchan was still up. Still got scars from that.

Harvey Orcstein

Shrek is love Shrek is life ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lmaoo

Somebody told me... You had a trollfriend?

It's been too long of a war.

who looked like a swoll friend

Do people seriously still know what songs are in movies from 16 years ago? Holy crap.

Ohhh you sweet summer child...

At first I thought it was a sneeze. Then...

Yea I’ve seen this once, never again.

Shrek Begins by M. Night Shyamalan.

It’s never ogre...

Because the whole existence of this sub is based on reposts and stolen content (yeah that gets this sub to frontpage) and how are you supposed to know what game is the gif playing if you just stole it from facebook?

Every effen family photo ever taken by an older relative..

'Hold on.. I'm looking for the button.. I'm not sure it took that one..'

Shrek’s an ogre actually.

Maybe he knows and he just had a really, really fucked up childhood?

EA reacting to those who bought loot crates