When life it's gooood...

That was unexpected.

/sub/titlegore

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸฆŽ

When title it's baaaad

Under the waist of the lizard tho

Exactly

Someone should post this to /sub/unexpected

Not under the waist tho

Letโ€™s go buffalo

The middle

My dragon sometimes climbs right behind my neck where I cant reach him on my own. One time I was alone in my apartment and I had to lay down carefully on my bed on my stomach and slowly take my shirt off to get him.

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ zoop

Well that was unexpected.

Where does lizard waist start tho

We aren't doing the dog pants argument again

Exactly

Someone should post this to /sub/unexpected

Well that was expected.

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰ zoop

Someone should post it to /sub/expected.

Exactly

As a bearded dragon owner. I have had to do that also multiple times. It hurts your back too. I feel you.

UB gang outchea

Well thatโ€™s the end. /thread

we made the playoffs :')

/sub/beardeddragons

Basically it's a really old practical joke where you "lose" if you look at someone doing that sign under their waist.. I don't remember the specifics of the game though

Thereโ€™s dozens of us. Horns up!

You know the title bad when you feel like the special one after trying to reread the title and applying it to the gif believing that this will add up somehow someway you just have to try harder.

Is the caveman like grammar just a thing now on reddit? I feel like Abe Simpson

If you break the circle with your finger you get to punch them twice, and if they catch your finger trying to break it, they get three punches. Most of sixth grade was spent playing this never ending game.

Serial reposters like OP will take the post and slightly change the title, usually adding spelling errors, so that it can pass through the AutoMod.

๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ˆ zoop zoop

Can somebody fill me in on these "ok" signs

Yeah he was fine, think he was drinking

Horns up boii

Itโ€™s more that Beardies are like bean bags with insanely fragile twigs attached, and reasonably vulnerable ears/eyes. I love my Beardie too much to pick him up without knowing heโ€™s going to be ok - so I need to see what Iโ€™m doing.

When he jumps off thatโ€™s his own sodding fault.

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰ zoop

So if a spider would wear pants...

There's always next year

He only wanted that analogy so he could say 'car wreck of a title'

Thatโ€™s why itโ€™s so fun to do on the internet

I mean I can reach him but not in the way where I can pick him up gently

Mine Just sat around and did nothing but chase crickets when he was hungry and he got really old but he sure was a conversation starter for new visitors

I havenโ€™t heard of a case where a bad title killed someone

Meet at Pistachio's?

Hello fellow Buffaloian's!

I swear, alcoholism is raging rampant among bearded dragons

Never owned one but I've held 'em a few times. Really chill little guys.

On the one hand, I feel for non native speaker. It's hard learning a different language, especially when it's far removed from your current language.

On the other hand, I'm not a native speaker and I still don't write like a 4yo so get your shit together, reddit

You're thinking of Niagara Falls, USA. It's getting better but is still pretty bad.

Buffalo is a great city! Lots of downtown development is going on!

I have one and he's my favorite thing ever. He's so full of personality and is so cuddly and playful. He gets SO excited when my 1.5 year old niece comes over because he just loves her. Stuff you wouldn't expect from a 2 pound animal with a pea brain and spikes.

Mine jumped off my couch once

Just because English isn't everyone's native language doesn't mean it doesn't matter. That's like saying "some people driving on this road here don't know how to drive, but it doesn't matter." Sure it does when someone dies. It's okay for this place to expect a certain level of language skills and dislike a car wreck of a title.

Yeah same Iโ€™m afraid I might squish her belly and possibly break eggs if she had any Iโ€™d rather not risk it and do maneuvers.

Damn you're right. It looks like OP has been busy reposting stuff since the crack of dawn.

GO Bulls!

The title broke my heart and soul

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ thats โœ” some good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œthere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ”โœ”if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐Ÿ’ฏ i say so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ŒะO0ะžเฌ OOOOOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒGood shit

yes hello it is me tyrod taylor

When life's good ๐Ÿ‘Œ

UB was my home away from Albany

It's safe to say the waist is above his/her knees.

Buffalo Gang Gang Gang Gang

WTF is up with that title OP?

I can but you have to be gentle picking these little dudes up. They also cling to your clothing quite well.

I like to use my fingers like a little forklift and grab him under his arms / armpits

Used to live there. Nice city after a little getting used to. Love the surrounding suburbs. I always feel like I'm right at home when I visit.

It doesn't matter anyway, in either case the sign is cleardy below the waist.

/sub/neckbeardeddragons

Um, how immobile are you arms that you can't reach every part of your neck?

Haha, you people are a joke. That nazi lizard probably drinks milk too!

BullsMafia

๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜

Can't wait for next year!

That is was unexpected.

I live there

We just punched each other if someone was caught looking. I've never heard of those other rules.

Liberals right now โ€œracist white supremacy lizard !!!โ€

Send it to CNN, they will have a fit.

"Look out for white supremacist animals!"

Well they are Australian

Is that what a buffalo looks like?

Name checks out.

Yeah my guess is you went to Niagara Falls which is about 1000000x worse than Buffalo itself. The city has really began developing again in the last 3 years.

Horns up! Let's go UB!

shit analogy

Now Iโ€™m sad because I attend UB at the Singapore campus and I wish I understood all these references but I donโ€™t. ):

Sir, excuse me but your bearded dragon is racist. I saw him in a recent video on social media flashing the "White Power" symbol.

English isn't everyone's native language it doesent matter

Lemme get my hat.

Only thing you are missing is you then get punched for looking, twice. Thatโ€™s at least how I grew up playing it.

Yeah if you look at 4 legged animals, it looks like their front legs are "backwards". That's because they're elbows.

There is a myth that elephants are the only animal with 4 knees, but as said it's only a myth. What gets misconstrued as their "knees" is actually their wrist.

Another tidbit, penguins look like they have super short, stubby legs but that isn't the case. They have knees too, they are just contained inside their body weirdly.

Was he okay ?

Ayyy shoutout UB alumni

That is not Buffalo. Buffalo does have some really shitty places, but it has been slowly clawing.

Also Buffalo has some really cool buildings.

Also TECHNICALLY UB North is in Amherst, which is a far different place than what most people would expect. They have fancy things, like a giant Wegmanโ€™s. UB South is at the tip of Buffalo, and below it is blocks and blocks of student rented houses and frat houses.

Grammar REEEEEEEEE!