Girl on the left is questioning her friendship decisions
“I should’ve made her use her own damn phone”
Is this a new way to unlock your phone?
“Damn, if that black mirror shit comes true, this hoe gonna bring me down to a 1.7”
Yes, it has that new tonsil recognition software.
Deep Throat Authentication
The thottery knows no bounds
It’s because she’s deep throating a dick pic.
Now there's a couple of people I wouldn't mind hanging out with
Nice dick tho
I guess it just depends on your sense of humor
I foresee a new South Park episode.
Well, given the average dick has a high likelihood of having been in her mouth at least once and so has her cell phone, I'm gonna have to go with dick.
What has more bacteria on it: the average dick or a cell phone?