What the actual fuck?

What the actual fuck?

He said YOU can't go any further. He didn't say anything about that guy.

i bet they're all in there in their hoity-toity suits and ties, masturbating each other through their linen slacks, wiping semen all over their fuckin' filet mignon and creme brulee, smearing vagina juice on each others' evening gowns, sniffing each others' immaculately bleached assholes like the fucking rich fucks they are

Sorry, sir. Private event.

Even more bullshit at nighttime. Blackout, my ass.

. Blackout, my ass.

That's a prostitute. They are there for the workers.

that was an electrician on his way to solve the problem obvi

Just LOOK at that fucker's post history.


Black out my ass


As you wish, Christiano

Black out my ass

As you wish,

Fuck, even with context.

That person obviously just came from Taco Bell and was looking for a bathroom fast.

In that case...

Rips clothes off

Why would a blackout make people not be able to cross an area though? Like its in mid daylight...

Or his username, really

Or the fact that he's a mod at /sub/shitting

Obligatory /sub/nocontext

"Stay outta the streets, the lights in the buildings are off!"

/sub/evenwithcontext

With no tools or PPE? He'd be either sent home without pay, or fired on the spot.

In the world where kids leave home to go train monsters alone in the wilderness? I think there's a lack of organizations like OSHA in the world.

Why do we always need these three posts instead of one clean /sub/evenwithcontext.

Study your subs, people.

man after playing Sun and moon for a good while I forgot how Chibi X and Y looked.

Not atm

Risky click of the day....

Toilet humor saves lives and reduces the risks of intestinal cancer by 67.8%

Risky click of the day

Who hurt you?

Not sure why they made the NPC walking animation look like they're doing a "I'm about to shit my pants" walk.

/sub/unexpectedthuglife

Original thought is hard.

Is this an atm robbery?

Backup generator's still working

Certainly has that post TB walk to his gait.

Hold on, I'm casually blocking off 70% of the city to look for random junk on the ground.

I have a theory about this. In X/Y the power plant is being taken over. At night it's clear that there are still lights despite a lack of power. You have a name for yourself as a trainer. They don't want you to see that they're using Pikachus, Voltorbs, Zebstrikas, and any other common electric Pokemon to light up that portion of the city. Otherwise you would intervene.

I have a theory about this. In X/Y the power plant is being taken over. At it's clear that there are still lights despite a lack of power. You have a name for yourself as a trainer. They don't want you to see that they're using Pikachus, Voltorbs, Zebstrikas, and any other common electric Pokemon to light up that portion of the city. Otherwise you would intervene.

Obviously returning from lunch break.

It's a minefield of just posts downvoted straight to fucking hell, and gold. He swings for the fences this fella, ya gotta give him that.

I haven't gotten very far, but from what I've seen, Team Skull is basically what would happen if I, a tiny midwestern girl, accidentally joined a gang.

Guy in the reflective vest probably just working for Team Rocket, covering up secret organized crime activities.

(I haven't played a Pokemon game in a loooooong time.)

(jk I have. I miss the obnoxious villainy of the old games.)

If you like obnoxious villainy, you'd like Sun/Moon. Team Skull is probably the most obnoxious group of villains in a pokemon game yet.

No Homers Club

After playing Sun and Moon for a good while I forgot how dumb chibi X and Y looked.

He left them at the site

/sub/showerthoughts

Am I orginal?

Maybe you shouldn't be marrying your sister then.

Like an "oops, trusted that one a little too much" walk

The immersion breaking was stronk in Pokemon X and Y. A very big reason I didn't like them.

/sub/thatsthejoke

It was me!
I guess I found him IRL guys

Don't you just hate it when security says that and doesn't let you enter the church for your own wedding?

They continously hook live, intelligent electrical animals up to power plants and then wonder why the animals sometimes get mad about being a literal power plant for these people. People get zapped, smacked, snagged, smashed, cut, bruised, and otherwise injured by forcing these animals to be slaves that live in a tiny, digital ball into they're summoned and "allowed" out of their cage.

It's basically an entire world based on the movie "Blackfish".

this thread is awe inspiring

DIO?

Team skull is the best. I love the part where you are talking to the dude about berries and team skull comes to rob him.The guy tells you to just ignore them and keeps talking about his berries.

Sun and moon did a lot better I thought.

Only in the heat of the moment

After playing Sun and Moon for a good while I forgot how easy it was to level up to level 100 with the Blissey bases in ORAS.

I wouldn't.

In RBY the guards won't let you into Saffron City because they're thirsty.

That went a lot better than expected

Well the grooms bride is a whore.

Fully in agreement. Even areas where immersion could be muddied were more controlled.

X and Y had too many instances where you could wander far and about with the region in danger and just nobody cared.

And the whole barriers being ONLY for the player were meh.

Tellin' me what your heart meant...

Not if you're /sub/jokes

/sub/pokemonconspiracies

Team Skull are just a bunch of loveable dorks pretending to be gangsters.

He's just coming back from lunch. Equipment and PPE are already on site.

http://i.imgur.com/jsVdBwH.gif

Definitely looks like he's pinching a turd. Extreme case of prairie dogging here.

Reminds me of the opposite happening in ME2.

You don't have a grenade launcher, lady. Get lost!

Obviously it's your fault, you distracted the poor guy, allowing that person to just walk right on by.

I've found that most /sub/nocontext posts can skip right ahead to /sub/evenwithcontext

I already got self-esteem issues, man!

Obvious sexism.

No other silly roadblock has ever irritated me quite the way that chick did. I still give her a dirty look when I go to chuck Pyukumuku :/

I bet you read a lotta Gordon Wood?

And how 'bout 'dem apples?

I am very surprised at the lack of "am I the only one who doesn't get the shits after eating taco bell" circlejerk in this thread.

It was fine to use this device in a game from the mid nineties. Today, it just seems lazy.

I just realized how many phrases atm represents and how confusing it would be to misunderstand it. But also how well they all go together in one conversation. "What are you doing?" "At the moment? Ass to mouth. But first I need to get some money out of the automated teller machine to pay for this hooker".

He doesn't need tools because he isn't going to do any work, he's just going to say he has to order a part and come back in a few weeks anyway

Are you sure? I remember being blocked from going in a direction because a dude wasn't done searching the area for items on his mount. (In his defense he did a good job. I didn't find any after he left.)

Ya read ya Gordon Wood and ya regurgitate it from a text book and ya tinkya wicked awesome doin that and how bout them apples and all that Gordon Wood business!

There's a blackout.

aka White's Only.

MY STOUTLAND IS A THROUGH KIND.

I gotta admit that Nintendo could've came up with generally better ideas for roadblocks. Or at least not use the same bad one more than once.

We're allowed to have one.

Something something close the goddamn door

this has to be charlie day

Why would you make me do that? If I wanted to go on a roller-coaster ride, then I'd go to Six Flags. Either way, I might end up puking.

I'm giving this hooker atm, atm at the ATM.

Is there a page of these that are THIS high quality? All the ones I find are lq, but this one is awesome.

Look at that guy trotting along giving zero fucks.

They...uh...work for the company

It says no Home-errrs. We're allowed one.

Why did i find that so funny?

but that still doesnt explain why people cant pass

It's also not appropriate for nocontext. The post has no double meaning that is revealed when the context is removed.

MUDA?

No HMs in Sun/Moon. You call special pokemon that perform those actions.

"Oh Paul great to see you back from your fifth lunch break, sorry but we can't do any work right now because the site manager had to leave on his union mandated 3 hour trip to the strip club."

"He's with the band."

ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!