He not only fucked it.
He impregnated the bitch
American Dragon Jake Long - Turning into a Dragon
Way to spoil Shrek asshole.
I was only nine years old I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given "Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life" My dad hears me and calls me a faggot He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek I call him a twat He slaps me and sends me to my room I am crying now, because my face hurts I go into my bed and it is very cold I feel a warmth moving towards me I fell something touch me It's Shrek I am so happy he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp" He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life
This is history. An important piece of culture. It's your fault for not knowing it already.
Tyrion Lannister : But as a good friend of mine once said, give me 10 good men and i'll imprenated the bitch
WELL SEEM LIKE ALL HE NEEDED WAS ONE TALKING DONKEY
THE WHORE IS PREGNANT
I loved that show. But damn season 2 confused me. The story got so much better, but what the fuck happened to the art style?
Eating a dragon's ass should be the last stage
the last picture should be Jon.
ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED
ONE TALKING DONKEY
Seems like a job for Bran if you ask me.
I envy your youth, but you missed the glory days of the internet
The Immortal Iron Fist, Protector of Kun-Lun - Killing a Dragon by Punching It’s Heart
IIIRC the original animator passed away
Edit: I've also noticed that a good amount of people have only seen one or the other
Edit 2: apparently it was just that the writer changed and wanted a different look, nobody died
[SWORN ENEMY OF THE HAND!]
That Avatar: The Last Airbender episode with Zuko is fantastic. Originally I had skipped the episode by accident as well, so seeing it during a rewatch was even better.
The fuck dude
Jon fucked a figurative dragon. Donkey fucked a literal dragon. And given the size difference, Donkey probably shoved his entire body up in there.
There is a chapter 2, in case you're serious. It will destroy your innocence entirely. I caution you to not seek out this piece of literature.
I warned you. But you chose to let curiosity get the best of you.
BLESS DRAGON AND HER GREAT BIG ASS
Jon did fuck a dragon too!
You looked so beautiful that night. Chained up in that tower.
Oh god I should have listened!
Well now I am intrigued
EDIT: Well shit, now I'm off to gouge my eyes out
Dunkcity said he was drunk and would spoil season 8 and said Jon licks Dany's ass as one of his spoilers.
Will someone kind enough PLEASE help me understand how Jon's awesome butt evolved into all the "eating ass" comments? Please? :(
I'm so lost...
EDIT: auto correct sux
ONE TALKING DONKEY
ONE BLABBERING ASS
This is the start of a beautiful, wonderful work of art. A work that spanned the last decade. Comparable to the great literary works of the past. Far exceeding the likes of Shakespeare, Chaucer, Ovid and even Homer himself. A beautiful cinematic masterpiece as artfully acted and written as Titanic or Lord of the Rings. People like Scorsese and Kubrick could only dream of creating the amazing gem that is the Shrek series.
That's right. Doug Dimmadome. Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
So there's no interesting answer to this question that never ceased bugging me.
Nah man. Donkey has a monster dong
the most powerful anime couple
That is all it took to start the legends of Jon eating Dany's ass yes.
The new writer said it was to make him more proportional in Dragon form than he was to human form, so scrawny
It is known.
did someone say ass ? - Jon, probably
Legend has it Tormund once fucked a dragon
GODS I WAS A FLYING TALKING DONKEY THEN
Bringing back some good childhood memories GODS