Well I hope I don't get magnets...

Well I hope I don't get magnets...

That God

The fact that she felt the need to include the emoji everytime she said "pizza" makes it that much funnier.

That darn god

iPhone texts will underline words that have related emojis. If you click them, it'll add the emoji next to the word. My mom has fallen victim to this as well.

That God. That Emoji.

Was she ordering more corn 🌽 by any chance?

Do you want magnets? Because that's how you get magnets.

I DO NOT CARE FOR ETHNIC FOOT LIKE PIZZA OR MACORONI AND CHEESE.... WE GREW UP ON SIMPLE AMERICAN FOOD AND THIS IS THE WAY I PREFER MY GRANSON IS ALSO NAMED TONYA

WOW!!! 😲 THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY VERY πŸ‘ŒGOODπŸ‘Œ!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!!!πŸ‘ŒπŸ’― 😍😍HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! πŸ’―πŸ˜ YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD πŸ‘ŒTOπŸ‘ŒTHEπŸ‘ŒVERYπŸ‘ŒLASTπŸ‘ŒCHEW!! TOπŸ‘Œ THE VERY VERY LAST 😍SPECK😍 OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR πŸ‘„TEETHπŸ‘„!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE πŸ‘…πŸ’―THE 🌽CORN 🌽 ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR'S AND 😍SWALLOWING πŸ‘…SO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!!πŸ’―πŸ’― I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!! 😍OH MY 😲GOODNESS!!!πŸ˜²πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― SO SO SO TASTY!!! πŸ˜πŸ˜™AND SMELLS SO πŸ‘YUMMY!!!πŸ‘ LOVEπŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– YOU BYE!!! πŸ‘‹πŸ˜’WE WILL SEE YOU AT THEπŸ‘ FOLKS!! I ❌DON'T❌ NEED A RIDE!!! I❌DON'T ❌WANT TO HAVE TO SMELLπŸ˜²πŸ‘ƒ THIS 🌽 CORN 🌽 THE WAY OUT THERE!!! πŸ’–LOVEπŸ’–πŸ’― YOU !!! :)πŸ’–πŸ˜

Ayylmao it's Dat God

O shit bless up!

No, my mom just signs her texts. So it's "Love [heart emoji] mom". Which is great in its own right.

That god it didn't come my way!

I imagined maggots

Great, now I have cancer.

"inthebox"

That God

I'm sure she meant magnates. They didn't get rich by paying for their own pizza.

Magnets are DISCUSTING. ORDER MAGNET REMOVER

I assume she meant magpies? Every time I leave a pizza box out, I get a whole swarm of magpies within a half hour, hour tops. All just squarking and flapping and pecking and covering themselves in tomato sauce. It's a nightmare!

I hate magnets, that God I don't have any

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Dumb God only comes if you leave pizza out for it.

My mom used to identify herself first in texts lol. Like "Hi, Sarah, its Mom..." every time. She also thought "lol" meant "lots of love" for awhile. She once sent me a memorable text about my uncle: "Bill is back in the hospital, be thinking about him. Lol."

My 🍲ne's πŸš—correct now suggests emoji whenever a word πŸ’ͺs the theme of the emoji. It's a little πŸ˜’ing that it wastes ☝️of my three suggestions on something I could just find in the built-in emoji 🎹 if I really πŸš—ed that much. Though on the other 🀚, I don't πŸ’­ I've used the πŸš—correct suggestions for a 😊 long while. I type πŸ’¨ enough without it, so it just βœ‹s me up to βœ… if the word I want is on the list and tap it.

The thought of a mom being concerned over a pizza box attracting actual magnets is hilarious to me

me no conversate with the fake

THat God

I feel like i just read the plot of the emoji movie.

THANKS

It replaces the word with the emoji so she must’ve gone to the effort to find it

THAT GOD

WATCH THE SASS

Hahaha right? She took the time to include the pizza emoji everytime she mentioned the word, but putting spaces, ain't nobody got time for that...

So sweet! You must be her fluffy bumkinny wumpkinny!

https://imgur.com/cMMWIFF

darlene loved pizas until one scorched her tongue so bad she needed surgery πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ LOL dear your father lost his arm in a ladder accident call him !

πŸ‡

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

MAGNET REMOVER

Wouldn't that just be another magnet?

Fuckin' pizza magnets--how do they work?

She was probably trying to say magnets, but it auto-corrected it to say magnets.

THATS

PleaseπŸ• order corn

Good ol' God, what a lad.

I want magnets in my pizza πŸ•

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

That's so sad to hear... LOL to your family !

probably too busy catching poke bugs to clean your car. DISCUSTING

Lol

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Amen Amen Amen AMEN Just came with home with heresy Preacher gonna kill ME

Probably magicians. It's not a high-paying job.

THE EMOJI MOVIE JULY 28 πŸ’©

Sorry to hear lol

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Dat God though...

The fuck?

My boyfriend's mom does this too.

"Did you make it home 🏑 safely? I was worried 😩 about you, I didn't look πŸ‘€ at my phone πŸ“± all day. Love, (her name here)"

BUT TOMASS JEFFERSON USE TO GROW MACORONI AND CHEESE ON HIS PLANTATION IN OLD VIRGINYA IT IS ALL AMERICAN COMFERT FOOD!!!! HE ALSO (ADULT ONLY) HAD INTER RACHEL BABIES WITH HIS SL@VES I THINK THAT WAS WRONG PRAY FOR HIS FAMILY OKAY..??

discusting

Discusting language!

Trippy af

If you type a space then the emoji suggestion, it places the emoji after the word. If you don't press the space, it replaces the word with the emoji.

#NotMyGod

This is just really sweet. Nobody would give a shit about a pizza box in your car. But your mom does because she cares about you and your car. Good mom.

I'm imagining him having that "Oh you!" look, as if That God is up to his zany antics again.

edit: Photoshop is not my greatest strength

It comes up when you type πŸ• πŸ• πŸ•

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

Have you been hacked by the Pizza Guy? I told you not to copy and paste!!!!

...said Funny Bunny, to sweet little giiiirl.

The money keeps disappearing.

He's always up to something!

Here come that god

My mom also thought "lol" meant "lots of love" for awhile. I also had to recently explain "AF". Moms...

Your comment reminded me of Danger 5 in certain situations whenever someone dies, their final words are the ingredients to various alcoholic drinks

Let us pray, Dear god, Just stay out of our way

helo yes i went to the jack "inthebox" yesterday and let me say im VERY upset very unchristian MUSIC playing i will NOt be taking my kuds back there

That's just what my phone suggested

Sorry to hear lol

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That Pizza πŸ• God

I saw That God and His Magnets open for G Love & Special Sauce in '94.

WHUP TEE DOO

Dab on that god

Trying to make a πŸ• :-/

Wot

Your dad passed away from cancer. Lol

Oh god. Just normal magpies. Not those Australian feathered demons

Not sure if she's trying to say "thank God" or "that's good"

PIZZA FOR THE PIZZA GOD

AutoMod just offering some recipes to help you deal with all that salt

πŸ˜†

Is there pizza πŸ•inthebox?

Mother of That God. What have you done. Discusting.