We all know Murphy's Law, but little is known of Cole's Law

We all know Murphy's Law, but little is known of Cole's Law

"Shredded Cabbage."

Dammit man... Well done! Well done indeed.

Cole's law =coleslaw, which is shredded cabbage.

The Math:

Cole's Law = (Cabbage/n)+(Mayo*d)

Where "n" is number of chops determining final mesh value

And "d" is how fucking disgusting you are

My physics teacher told us this one on April Fools day.

Today were going to do an experiment about Cole's Law.

You need cabbage, carrots, mayonnaise, and a sharp knife.

Explanation anyone?

GOT EM

Wow

So, if we don't chop the cabbage, the world explodes?

What, no celery seed? That monster!