Waking a Cat up with an Airhorn

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

*slowly lowers pitchfork*

...kitty :D

Well that de-escalated quickly.

and the crowd goes mild

I was about to get really angry but then got happy instead.

Edit- spelling

50% of thread viewers were SO ready to downvote this.

/sub/nonononoyes

Yeah, it really killed my outrage boner.

Good thing I waited to watch the entire thing...

I am not a cat person but luckily this is not what i expected..... upvote for your lack of cruelty

woo-hoo i guess

Edit: holy potatoes that's a lotta upvotes

Yeah, I was already composing the angry comment in my head.

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Yep got myself all riled up only to see cute cat scritchs

Yeah that was an emotional rollercoaster right there.

I am enthused.

OP turned his downvotes to upvotes with one weird trick.

Cat got your Tongue: New movie by M. Night Shayamaladingdong.

Witness a young boys quest to wake up his cat. Watch as he travels to a Village to find a mythical airhorn, which unfortunately dissolves in water. As he journeys home, protecting it from from the rain, he realises the airhorn gives him the power to hear dead people. One of these dead people warns him about plants that are plotting to take over the world, and this young boy is the only one who can stop it.

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Yup, checks out.

I have been at war with my cat regarding sleep for 13 years.

She jumps on the bed at night and goes "oh don't mind if I drive my head into your face and start licking you with my sandpaper tongue."

Then when she sleeps during the day I go "oh don't mind if I start petting/annoying/talking to you while you're sleeping," causing her to wake up.

We go back and forth on it, but she likes to sit on my lap when I'm on the computer and purr so it all works out.

I allready had my finger on the downvote button

I am ready to RAAAAAge aw the licking

expected doot, got boop instead :)

I've always found it weird how effectively the same word conjures up such different images in my head

cat person

cat people

I've always found it weird how effectively the same word conjures up such different images in my head

cat people

Oh you

I couldn't count the number of times i've asked my cat if she is a cat, then I ask if she knows she's a cat, and finally I tell her she is a cat.

edit: here she is in all her glory 

https://imgur.com/D4PLvbw

https://imgur.com/ZDkCDuX

I couldn't count the number of times i've asked my cat if she is a cat, then I ask if she knows she's a cat, and finally I tell her she is a cat.

edit: here she is in all her glory

https://imgur.com/ZDkCDuX

/sub/unexpected

Yay

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNONONONONO

Those things can cause permanent hearing loss so even if it were a human I'd still be mad.

Well that was nerve racking to say the least.

Thank you kind stranger.

I like how our initial reaction was instant anger but if the cat was another person we would find it hilarious.

"Clap."

Pretty sure he was confused as hell. He even shat a question mark.

Don't worry, tap tap, be happy, scratch scratch.

I was already there. It's too late now.

This reminds me of that one gif where someone blows a vuvuzela at a dog and the dog shits on the persons floor. Anybody have that gif? (It's funnier then it sounds. But as cruel as it sounds.)

Wait, 50% of thread viewers were in favor of torturing a cat? I was undecided. But as the airhorn got closer I was like, "Dude, pets ears are so sensitive, at least do it from across the room..." and was ready for the downvote. But then the cuteness happened and I was relieved.

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One hand "clap"

If there was any confusion. ... im neither

Waking up a cat with a firecracker

This boy also has 23+ split personalities.

Yeah but my aww boner is raging

That cat looks so happy and content. I applaud the owner who posted this at some point in years of reposts gone by.

pitchforks back in the barn

Not sure if the dog was really scared or an expert troll.

"Mods don't want you to know, Click here! This one weird trick can turn your downvotes into upvotes!"

"Redditors hate him! "

Absolutely. Waking someone up by blasting an airhorn in their ear would be one of those "pranks" that isn't really a prank, it's just causing another person distress and/or physical harm.

What this is based off of: https://www.reddit.com/sub/youtubehaiku/comments/645y9x/poetry_waking_cat_up_with_firecracker/?st...

Now make a multireddit with that sub and /sub/nonononono

Who are you waving at weirdo?

You may be interested in /sub/maybemaybemaybe

MEOW MEOW!

that's exactly what one of the cat people would say

The other 50% were ready to upvote, but OP had to pull a 180.

He hit the doggo brown note.

Whenever I wake my cat up she yawns, stretches, finds another comfortable position, them falls back asleep. That might just my cat though.

I mean, I already have my dick out, why waste it, right?

.

Yeah I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for awhile because you're probably wanted for murder

I may be

cat person

cat people

cat people

Now this is a novelty account I can get behind.

Right, like spraying a lit aerosol can in someone's face while they're sleeping. .

The Michael Bay version

You boop when you doot, you're gonna have a good time.

Seriously. My justice fingers were absolutely pulsing with pre-type madness. I could barely contain my righteousness I almost fainted.

Now I need to find something else to yell at someone for.

I... I don't know why, but I did exactly the same. It was so weird now, like I mean what's the point of asking the cat if he knows he is a cat? I mean we don't say that shit to humans, to our lovers, right?

Also I am not a native English speaker and I live in a different culture, yet here it goes, th same kind of habit.

You an your cat are the ying-yang

What a twist!

Don't forget the ending where none of the above is actually what happened. Because of something...

He still woke him up though!

Why would we ask humans if they know they are cats?

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

There we go, thank you! disignermom3boys is someone we can truly hate. Now let's find out where she lives and hang steak knives on thin or weak strings above her bed while she sleeps!

If that person had the same hearing ability as a cat, I wouldn't find that hilarious. Also, cats are infinitely superior to humans.

Aww, you don't like cat facts? :( meow meow?

I was about to get really angry bit then got happy instead.

I'd have to get my cat's approval first though.

"khajiit has wares if I CAN DRINK YOUR SOUL"

As a Comcast employee, I assure you that Net Neutrality has a lot of downsides that you're not taking into consideration.

How does one even remotely think this is a good idea

I bet his feline personality is to purrr for...

It's actually the cat's dreaming

I got trolled, happy to be trolled. Good kitty. :D

I absolutely LOVE hearing people speak English when they're new to it. Not for entertainment, but rather because they will use words or ways of saying things that I had never heard before in that context. It's like listening to a stoner speak, in some ways. It makes you see the world differently. Something as simple as a hot dog bun becomes longmeat sandwich bread, or a shower curtain becomes a water shield.

Also, cats are infinitely superior to humans.

Marry me.

Holy shit he did

Maybe the other 50% just didn't do anything? Or maybe everyone is a bot except you?

M. Bite Shyameowlan

That cat looks so happy and content. I applaud the owner who posted this at some point in years of reposts gone by.

Can we have a refund /sub/pitchforkemporium ? We don't need these anymore

This office April fools’ pranks value losing your career over, says for itself and works excessive in an office setting, best pranks ever expecting.

That's some top-quality Engrish right there.

Doot Doot 🎺🎺

Ha. I downvoted in anticipation and then had to change it...

Maybe I am bot? Maybe I am best bot?

Bamboozled again!

The dude that did this actually went to jail for a few days.

Edit: A few months

Nah, that's most cats. They dgaf about human schedules.

My cat has always been very schitzy though. He likes to sleep in the crook of my legs when I'm in bed and if I move my legs too much he'll get off the bed entirely.

/sub/brushybrushy