Wake up! Wake...uuup!

I can almost hear his little puppy mind saying "Uh oh." as he tumbles.

6 Months later: http://i.imgur.com/IGK7dwX.gif

6 Months later:

Much better than my alarm clock.

The only way that guy can sleep through that is if he's dead.

maybe that's why doggy doing CPR

Good thing he is all covered in soft fluff.

Not that fun when you try to disable the alarm

Grab a brush and put a little makeup ?

The fall didn't break him. He broke the fall!

http://imgur.com/gallery/Mkyzzxz

Id actually like if my dog did that as I often sleep through the alarm.

that fall at the end though!

ASCAWASABENEWITHASHAKEUP

Husky owner here. It's all fun and games until your alarm clock is a 60 pound punch in the dick

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Did you hear that?!

Hey!

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I guess people really dont like flapjacks

MAKE UP!

He is doing dog CPR like he learned on the Good Boy School. Human didnt move for a while he might be dead.

I see a green laser there in the middle. Is this a bamboozle?

The best part you can see his front paws try to salvage it and the "noooooooo" going through his mind

http://imgur.com/gallery/hAN8D0U

WASHUGIAEAWAY

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lol wth happened

EDIT: Sorry guys, it's breakfast time and I just wanted to enjoy some buttery flapjacks at the local diner... geez

Exactly. My sister is a dog trainer and has to drill into her puppy classes that "if it's not cute at 50 lbs, it's not cute at 5."

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The end is the best! The big dog goes to check on the little pupper

Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off agaaaaaaain!!

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It's the first of the month...

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Hey

Hey

Hey

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In Soviet Russia, you don't break fall, fall breaks you!

This happened to me this morning with my husky. Fucking pounced on me and landed with both front paws right in the marbles. I think it's payback for having his removed.

Are you not?

Nope, just gradually increasing tolerance. This guy has been sleeping through this treatment since the pup was tiny, as evidenced in OP's gif. At this point no one can wake him without some pepper spray and a syringe of Folgers instant.

Where are my testicles, Summer?

Okay Amy Schumer changing the joke a little bit doesn't mean it's yours.

I had a dream last night that my nonexistent St. Bernard was trying to wake me up by shoving his nose in my face and breathing dog breath all up in my nose. I tried to move him to my lap for pets but my arms didn't work so I was just pushing him away with my face. This made him sad and that made me sad :(

F yo couch...

Nailed it.

baby sat my sisters Husky, they are morning people.

A 70 pound dog jumping on you repeatedly at 6 am is the last thing you want.

Yep, Laser pointer. We've been had!

Wow!

Wow!

Nice Shot!

Your nonexistent dog will probably forgive you though.

I dream of doing insane headers in soccer as well.

YOU WANTED TO!

Man what am I gonna do, just jump up and grind my boots into that mans couch?! Cmon, I got a little more sense than that.....Yea, I remember grinding my boots into Eddie's couch.

Is that person jerking off under the sheets?

RIP puppers

I have had to remind a friend of mine with a puppy, who thinks that all of these things that her puppy does is adorable, that when the puppy grows up, will still be trying to those same things.

In Mother Russia, snow dog does not wake us, we wake them!

What a Save!

What a Save!

What a Save!

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Get up, get up, get up, so cash your checks and get up...

That was a death stomp

6 years later

"It seems in your anger... you killed her".

Yah I was thinking "It's cute when he's a puppy, but he's going to grow up."

That's the thing. It's the reason why so many little dogs seem bad tempered - because no one bothers correcting their behaviour because it's "cute".

5lbs dog bites ankles; "Awwwwh look at it nibbling!" 50lbs dog bites ankles; "Holy fuck I need a hospital!"

That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles.

Hey! Listen!

Oh you thought it was cute as a puppy, huh?

Rest in puppers?

http://i.imgur.com/QJOvL3t.gif

Rest in puppers?

Buy anotha one, you rich mothafucka.

YOU WANTED TO

Doin it to the theme of another one bites the dust

awwww pokemon reference.

Says you. I have a 100 lb German Shepard lap dog. It's still adorable

Awww.. Referring reference

Dying in class right now haha holy fuck it's too early for this

THATS MY SLAVE NAME. YOU WILL NOW CALL ME SNOWBALL

WHASHALABADEBADABATABLE

/sub/unexpectedrocketleague

It's the first of the moooooonth

Nobody likes a flappy bj!

In the original video he's stomping a squeaky toy.

But it's still precious.

Chop Suey

System of a Down -

He lost the high ground.

Don't let your dreams BE DREAMS.

I second this!

Lol my husky is 60lbs and she will never let me sleep in.

She does this to me and it hurts so bad lol but they're still cute 😂💕

Cocaïne is a hell of a drug...

More like "I can't believe you're my son. She musta been cheatin'"

Ruh roh!

WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KIDS UPON THE TABLE!

Had to check that I was on the right su reddit for a while.

Relevant

Rest well puppers

CAN'T WAKE UP

R/kenm

If my dog hears the alarm and no one gets out of the bed for a few minutes (my boyfriend hits the snooze soooooo many times, I've learned to sleep through it), she will crawl into bed between us and nose at both of us until someone pets her...if not, she's crawling on top of someone.

This is a 70lb Golden.

It's good to know I'm not the only one that had this song going to their head

God someone please put that thing out of its misery

There is a laser pointer, dog is reacting to that.

Heck

I have a shiba and she loves doing this, except it gets really annoying really fast lol.

Self righteous, spelling suicide.

An animal that does not obey it's master is not adorable. It is a nuisance to everyone it comes in contact with. For 15 years.

youwantedto!