I couldn't even begin to understand the pressure her dance partner must have felt to not drop her.
He probably would’ve felt so bad he’d commit suicide by a few shots to the back of the head.
That guy must have the most dangerous job in the entire world, throwing putins daughter 3 meters into the air and catching her....
Nah, this guy looks sophisticated. He would stab himself in the back with a polonium tipped mystery object that would never be found.
I can only assume that she won first place.
Not only the first one, but second and third as well. They were that good
The New York Post reported two years ago that the one in the gif is head of the company that was overseeing a $1.7 billion construction effort at Moscow University. She had no known experience in construction and development, and her advisers were a pair of former KGB agents.
EDIT: full video of her routine. She is pretty awesome. But, no, she did not win. She came in 5th.
Expectations were way higher than reality on that one
And landing her on his pelvis...
Then throw his own body off a bridge
After tying his own hands and feet together and then tying cinder blocks to his ankles. So sad.
Yeah, Trump wins this battle by a huge margin.
While found inside a suitcase all folded up
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2017's unofficial "Sexiest World Leader's Daughter" competition
Pressure’s not that hard to imagine. It would feel like a small round pipe end being pressed into the back of your neck, with the pipe end being about the diameter of an AK47’s muzzle.
Wow, she was really Putin her back into it.
Yeah, most people can't suicide like that if they try.
Scary folks, them Russians.
It’s interesting how costumes for men and women in rhythmic gymnastics are so different.
I’m talking about how one is so skimpy and the other isn’t at all lol
I pity the people who took fourth place. Imagine the feeling when there's such a level difference that they are 1st, 2nd and 3rd.
Pffft. I stab myself on the back and then fold myself into suitcases all the time. Y’all are weak.
Can you teach that to my wife? Thanks.
It’s what my baby said.
If he drops her he gets an extended vacation to Siberia
At least she is exhibiting skill. I have no idea if they're any good or not, but they're doing something that I can't do. It would be a whole different story if she were 300 lbs and could barely move.
"This man is now dead for touch of precious daughter" - not President of Russia since 2012 Vladimir Putin.
Ivanka does this too, but even more tremendously. She can't anymore because of bone spurs, and Hillary snuck into my house and deleted all video and records of her competitions, but I can assure you she was one of the best boogie woogiers of all time.
Wow. The one on the right looks good. Is she really the sister of the left one?
Men and women are biologically different. It makes perfect sense.
Ah. They aren't always. Men wear those wrestling unitard deals too, or shorts. Probably preference at that point. Just not the women's swimsuit style, because external genitals.
In Soviet Russia suicide commits you!
And then the judges would disappear for not giving them 1st place, 1st place and 1st place
It would be way more impressive to see a 300 lb person do those aerials.
Your apostrophes are odd.
Came here to say the same ha. She falls and then he falls on some bullets
Ah the Kremlin Suicide.
I think you’re Russian into the puns
He had to have his testicles removed before beginning to train with her.
They're at an angle
It took place in Germany. I guess we can assume this is why relations soured so quickly afterwards?
Polonium tipped icicle.
commit suicide by a few shots to the back of the head
See, I thought that "Moscow Boogie Woogie" was a euphemism for this. Like "Colombian Neck Tie."
Putin and Trump are friends now so the world is safe... could you imagine if Putin and Trump were in a Twitter war and someone showed him this?
At least he didn't drop her
The Russian bots aren't supposed to be here until next fall
Don't know what is being judged here, but I was most impressed by the third place team.
Yea, he fell down an elevator shaft. On to some bullets..
You need to throw in a, "you wouldn't even believe it" in there somewhere.
Orange you glad I didn't make a joke about the president.
She placed 5th
Yeah, that's EXACTLY what John Oliver said. Nice insight.
Would he turn into an ice statue afterwards?
When you say instructors at the time... are they no longer your instructors because they vanished shortly afterwards?
Probably about 1/4 as much pressure as the poor dude that brought her home from a date 5 minutes past curfew.
He would cut his own head off with a six foot battle axe
Not sure about you guys, but this gif sure did influence me to start dancing........something ain’t right........
Lol this is always the top comment every time this is posted.
I wonder how many dance partners she has gone through for that reason.
Slow down there, Hans.
Incidentally, she lives 5 minutes away from me.
As is Tradition.
You red too far into it
No it's not
They were places and she won them like places!