Trump, on Trump

Trump, on Trump

This is photoshopped. You can tell by the giant floating letters next to the fat guy.

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"

"Do I look like a guy who needs hookers"

6'20", 239 pounds. It is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

I think his doctor was lowballing when he said this fat bitch could live to be 200. With a well-greased heart like his, he could be the next Methuselah. Once he christens Rascal One and doesn't have to walk any more, his finite energy supply could last hundreds of years.

If by any chance you are reading this, Mr. President, please, have another Big Mac on me and try not to get so much exercise playing golf.

Yes you do. But the photo doesn't show your bank account, so...

God damn, he is one fat fuck.

He's worth no where near 3.1 billion, its gonna be real funny when it comes out.

If he was really successful he wouldn't be laundering mob money or going to his own resorts to play golf all the time.

The Russians wouldn't have had to bail him out if he was worth anywhere near that.

... and his hands are way too big.

How close to 300 pounds is he?

He's closer to 300 than he is to 200.

I still wonder that maybe the big fear he has is that we all find out that his net worth is actually NEGATIVE.

He paid girls to be silent for their sex. Yah that by definition is using hooker.

I can't tell which is better: 6'20" or well-greased heart

in any case, you owe me a keyboard

Fat guy? He is clearly only 239 pounds.

One is not like the others.

Kidding aside, my guess is that by most standards he is indeed rich but I bet his favorite word doesn't apply to him ("billionaire"). When his father passed he inherited a net worth just over 200 million. My guess he has extended that some but is probably way over-leveraged.

Per a certain medical doctor, this man should lose 10-15 pounds.

No....yes...man! Works every time

Wouldn't a big bank account be exactly what a prostitute wants?

Not sure on the whole concept but assume I am smoking hot and have daddy issues. I like the expensive life. I am much more willing to spend time with a guy buying the super sized big mac then then the guy ordering off the dollar menu.