That is a ripoff. I'll do it for free.
Ever really need to get out of a bad date or meeting or any other obligation? Use this service.
I don't see how this can replicate the fear of being kidnapped if you know it's going to happen. Perhaps if it was given as a surprise gift...
and how much does it cost to not be raped?
That is not for sale at the moment...
"I'll never be ready on time for this exam! I should have started working on it sooner!"
"Don't worry; I have a cunning plan..."
Does Liam Neeson know about this?
Customers explain exactly what they want and once the scenario is established, they sign a contract and liability waiver, but have no idea exactly when or where their abductors will strike.
Seems like you could forget about it and have it happen at any time.