TIL Hugh Hefner's graduate paper at Northwestern University was titled "Sex Behavior and the U.S. Law" , where he concluded that almost every American would be in jail if all the laws against various sex acts were enforced

TIL Hugh Hefner's graduate paper at Northwestern University was titled "Sex Behavior and the U.S. Law" , where he concluded that almost every American would be in jail if all the laws against various sex acts were enforced

Hah. They should see the UCMJ.

Sleep with someone after one sip of alcohol? Illegal.

Blowjobs? Illegal.

Any form of gay sex? Illegal.

BUT THAN US VIRGINS WOULD FINALLY INHERIT THE EARTH HUZZAH!!

Wizard status will finally mean something other than crippling loneliness!

For those of us who aren't in the u.s military, the UCMJ is the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

http://i.imgur.com/8gHAfh0.jpg

You forget adultery, and having sex overseas, or even entering an other-gender dorm overseas.

How is being into sex not normal? Pretty sure most people are into sex

I'm pretty sure there are outrageous laws related to pornography watching and masturbation that will surely ruin a virgin's day.

Edit:Missed a word

Yes. I think they would call it gay sex, which is illegal.

"Are you over 18? Click to enter"

Rest in pieces, adolescent boy population.