TIL a man was sentenced to prison for ten years for being the first person to stop applauding a speech made by Joseph Stalin; after a staggering 11 minutes.

TIL a man was sentenced to prison for ten years for being the first person to stop applauding a s...

Source for this claim is dubious.

In her 1974 memoir, ''Sanya: My Life with Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn'' (Bobbs-Merrill), she wrote that she was ''perplexed'' that the West had accepted ''The Gulag Archipelago'' as ''the solemn, ultimate truth,'' saying its significance had been ''overestimated and wrongly appraised.''

Pointing out that the book's subtitle is ''An Experiment in Literary Investigation,'' she said that her husband did not regard the work as ''historical research, or scientific research.'' She contended that it was, rather, a collection of ''camp folklore,'' containing ''raw material'' which her husband was planning to use in his future productions.

Stalin: "Okay guys, lets play Simon says"

"Simon says clap for me!"

"Okay... STOP!"

"HAHAHA, I didn't say 'Simon says'. Vladimir, you will miss your son's next ten birthdays!"

Found Trumps Reddit account.

/s

MY HANDS ARE BLEEDING BUT I NEED TO KEEP CLAPPING, SEND HELP

Sounds familiar...

Emperor Trump is amused by your observation. Please share your personal contact information and known weaknesses so that he may reward you with a gift.

I don't think I like this Stalin guy.

He was partly disabled in his left arm actually. Apparently it was shortened, so kinda?

you've been sentenced to 118391 years of prisons.