This Tiny Pineapple

This Tiny Pineapple

Tineapple

I found more! Check out THESE tiny ass pineapples!

http://imgur.com/17lzF66

EDIT: Well, looks like my top comment ever is about ass pineapples...

I found more! Check out THESE tiny ass pineapples!

EDIT: Well, looks like my top comment ever is about ass pineapples...

I wouldn't eat an ass pineapple. Tiny or not.

Yes, yes. Very good my disciple.

Little bits~

Eat some shit you fucking stupid bitch haha just kiddin

That's not even big enough for a sponge to live in

Does /sub/trees know about this?

I'm not sure but I live in NC and we've grown ones slightly bigger than that and they are the sweetest, best tasting pineapple I've ever had. We started growing them by cutting the tops off of ones from the grocery store and just soaking in water a while. Plant in dirt. Put out in summer, put in in winter. Took about 5 years to start producing fruit. We've had pineapple plants for about 13 years now, its pretty neato.

/sub/thingsforants

Nematodes

Where is the tiny Shawn and Gus?

And where is the Blueberry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug5IHeEUVDA

ass pine

They're not for eating.

It's tiny and tiny and fits right in.

Are they for eating? Or growing? Or maybe just looking at because they're adorable?

Hitler is going to be so excited to stick this up his ass.

Four months, not bad.

Portmanteaching is what I portmandeau

"Photo is OK"...phew

Ohhh shiiiit, we even have little people.

Ananas. Ananas. Ananas. Ananas. Ananas. Ananas

Only the ones that smoke a little.

I did the same thing last year (grew a pineapple from the top of a store-bought one) in a pot. It was smaller than the original pineapple, but I can confirm that it was the sweetest, most delicious pineapple I've ever had.

But it completely boggles me mind: each plant takes almost a year to grow a single pineapple (and then quickly dies off). And they are pretty substantially-sized plants. Mine grew about two feet tall and three feet wide with spiky leaves. How many pineapple plants must there be in the world all at once that we can have them in pretty much every grocery store?? That must be a massive, highly inefficient operation!

I don't know if it is painfully relevant, he didn't even hyphenate his original comment, and the comic had nothing to do with pineapples originally.

/sub/thingsforants

We have tiny ivl-lasagna, tiny pizza, tiny pies...

Yessssssssssssssss I was hoping this is what I thought it was. I love you and that movie.

MM! We even got little. tiny - fried Eggs!

They're a lot more friendly than this dutch cheesemonger.

They're a lot more friendly than dutch cheesemonger.

are... are you ready kids?

Maybe it was intentional; check out his username.

Satin

A smooth, glossy fabric, typically of silk, produced by a weave in which the threads of the warp are caught and looped by the weft only at certain intervals.

Satan

chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

I know now [5]

Yo girl, you heard about Pluto? Messed up right?

Tiny Piney.

There has to be a sponge bob joke in there somewhere.

Come on, son!

1up: 
my baby pineapple is havin' a baby pineapple!

http://imgur.com/BZFQF0v

1up: my baby pineapple is havin' a baby pineapple!

Tom Haverford?

Can confirm [7]

so they don't