This Thumb Wrestling Ring from the World Thumb Wrestling Championship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UtEBBQDP08

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At last, a fair way to solve all of my childhood disputes!

And none of that "5, 6, 7, 8, I declare a teammate!" bullshit.

Do you think even in world champion thump wrestling the potential winner has to say "1,2,3,4 now you lost a thumb war"?

The version we heard in school was "5 6 7 8 Iused this hand to masturbate"..before i even knew what that was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UtEBBQDP08

Yeah, it's in the official rules that they have to say it while pinning the opponent to win.

Long nails, painted nails and crooked nails are prohibited from competing as stated by the association. However, these rules are not enforced in an underground or street thumb wrestling.

Thumb wrestling is dangerous. I hope they have splints on standby.

And this, my friends, is a rare moment where we see men touch hands and doesnt feel awkward or gay about it. Bask in this very rare moment.

That doesn’t even sound good

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1234 I declare a thumb war

I think we always said, “5, 6, 7, 8, try and keep your thumb straight!”

Are long nails forbidden?

1, 2, 3, fampionship, now you lost the thumb world championship

Handshakes, high fives, fist bumps?

The real action goes down in the street leagues.

twiddle dee twiddle dum last night i banged ur mum

Finally, a sport I'm not scared to play!

A thumbnail of a thumb nailing a thumb.

I imagine a concerned Michael Scott saying "Tens of thumbs get broken each year!"

This leads to a thumb wrestling fun run pro am, naturally. For the Cure

Yeah and also jerking each other off.

'No sneak attacks.'